Listen the fuck up bitches (affectionate) I may be a Wattpad writer and I may own that despite some of the horrible original content on there but THIS OPENING LINE will always be 1000% hotter than “the boy named Sir Peter Dickface and he almost deserved it” or whatever the fuck that stupid thing everyone was going nuts over a few years ago said.
[btw check out The Legend of the Lost Twin here :3]














