when alec lightwood got fucked by his nearly demonic boyfriend, he got promoted to consul but when i, benedict lightwood
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when alec lightwood got fucked by his nearly demonic boyfriend, he got promoted to consul but when i, benedict lightwood

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lmao I can’t stop laughing at this.
I’m glad we can all joke about this now mr. Jace “oh I love her oh she’s my sister oh why why why” Herondale.
Magnus to Simon:
Everyday I wish we had more info on the brief moment both Clace and Sizzy lived in the institute at the same time. Like Simon and Izzy sharing a room? Jace and Clary having “separate rooms” but her sleeping in his every night? Them hearing Sizzy get freaky? Clace lowkey judging Sizzy when Izzy was like “I’m putting up with my bf in my childhood bedroom!” and Clary was like “Oh, we know.” 😭😭😭, Jace trying to use google, Simon and Jace collaborating and writing “come back, meow” for chairman meow, jimon…
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Rereading TLBotW and I completely forgot about that. That stuff is strong and disgusting, but people here "heal" with it sore throat, and some other weak symptoms of upcoming ilness. So funny to read about our alcohol. 😂 (And it's a middle Europe, not Eastern, Ragnor! He really lives in Idris. 😂)
why am I only now realising that alec was BARELY TWENTY when he became a father.... omg... and it was barely two years into his and magnus' relationship too..... congrats to alec lightwood for defying stereotypes and proving that men can also have unplanned babies at age twenty with a far older man. that's so lana del rey of him
Sammael laughed. [...] the greatest of all demons!”
“Second-greatest,” said Ragnor quietly.
The Prince of Hell narrowed his eyes. “Well. We don’t talk about him.”
HES TALKING ABT LUCIFER ISNT HE???
twp is gonna be WILD man. like, damn