“The Twinbrook Bachelor Challenge met a disasterous end on the Island of Enekjaer when one of the contestants, Cloud MacHiggins ran away with the bachelor’s best friend and housemate, Antonie Conde. It is understood that the competition was called to a close when two of the other contestants, Quinn Carter and Cameron Jacobson were also discovered during a moment of passion on a local beach. The bachelor, Robin Greesham is said to be relieved that the decision has been made for him and he and Kurt VonJizzlobber are rumoured to be announcing their engagement in the coming week. Mr Von Jizzlobber is quoted calling his fellow contestants “nincompoops” and claiming that he was the true winner anyway….”
She rolled her eyes and went to change the channel when she heard a doorbell. She scowled; it was bad enough that the news was cheapened by ‘celebrity’ stories, but tacky sound effects were a whole new level of despicable. She heard the bell sound again and snapped out of her internal rant. The doorbell was her own.
