Here's what I have so far:

SPECIMEN: the page states these are "Hip Hop Cargo Short Pockets Colorful Plaid Patchwork Baggy Short Mens Casual Shorts Checkered Skateboard Streetwear 2018 Summer" which is not a very catchy name. They have various different plaid panels in different colors and a drawstring waistband with light gray pockets.

PRICE: for what you're getting? Ouch. I'm likely to diy myself a pair of these, but I'm not dropping $60 for something I could make myself.

SIZE: "m" to "xxl" but I think the drawstring waistband would afford a little more flexibility for a "s". You could probably even snip and sew some fabric in the right places and get a "xxxl" with the type of shorts these are, which would be easier to work with.

WOULD I WEAR THEM?: oh def. Like I said, I'll prob diy myself a pair. These shorts give off the "queer clown" vibe that Father God created me to have. These are meant for me, cobbled together almost as if for my own eyes to see. I'll be on the look out for different fabric patterns and old shirts and when we get our sewing machine working, a new age shall dawn.

Such fragile broken things

A beauty half betrayed

Butterflies with punctured wings

Still there are darkened places deep in my heart

Where once was blazing light, now