#tiny bones

Soft Landing on the Moon

Artist: Pizzicato Five

Release: 1990

Dog Hell

Artist: Tiny Bones

Hello !

Did you always wanted to have miniature versions of your favorite characters ? Let me introduce you Babybones AU characters, now available for asks !

These characters are not available for romantic asks (except if S/O is also a child and that’s not serious), but everything else is alright. You can even adopt them. Well, I mean, at your peril. Chaos chaos.

For now, it’s only the main baby skeletons, but I’m working on the others Undertale Characters & the others AU. Children are around 5 to 7 years old.

Tiny Undertale Sans (Tiny Sans) :

- Has definitely a problem with authority and is doing everything you say him not to

- Sleep eighteen hours a day like a cat

- Won’t eat your damn vegetables, give him a B U R G E R.

- You can’t yell at him if he teleports while you’re yelling at him.

- He thinks your dog is a horse.

Tiny Undertale Papyrus (Tiny Papyrus) :

- “Mama, [someone who behave badly] did/says [the bad thing they did/says].”

- He is so clingy. You can’t get rid of him. Where you go, he’s going with you.

- He’s scared of every animals bigger than a fly. That’s a lot of animals.

- He is brave. Very brave ! So brave his first night of camping in the garden, he got home again after only thirty seconds outside.

- Why are you killing the pastas in the water ? They’re crying ! And he might cry too if you don’t stop hurting them !

Tiny Underswap Sans (Tiny Blue) :

- King of hyperactivity. Day, night, he doesn’t care. He’s always running everywhere and won’t stop before he gets so tired he’s passing out.

- One day, he saw his cat fight an other cat. Now, when he sees a cat, he goes fight it. He hurts himself everytime.

- He’s terrified of clowns and storms.

- That damn kid that won’t listen to you when you asked him to stay close in shops.

- He’s so cute you can’t really reprimand him. He KNOWS it.

Tiny Underswap Papyrus (Tiny Honey) :

- He’s living with stuffed animals. He got so much of them you can’t walk in his room.

- He’s stealing candies so he can eat them during night time when you are not watching him.

- Actually very naive and impressionable, he will trust everything everyone says.

- Tantrums in shops if you say no to buy some honey. You can’t say no to honey.

- He doesn’t have sense of direction. You are going to search after him very often.

Tiny Underfell Sans (Tiny Red) :

- Will cry until you say yes to watch TV and/or play video games.

- He loves Willy, it’s his best friend. He is always talking with him and drawing him… Except Willy doesn’t exist.

- That annoying kid who says “NO !” to everything you propose him.

- Hate bath time. Will run in the entire house, yelling, to avoid it. Everyday is a challenge.

- He bites. Everyone. No exception. Everytime he is unhappy. I don’t know if you notice, but his teeth are SHARP.

Tiny Underfell Papyrus (Tiny Edge) :

- Heard an adult yell “FUCK” in the street and now it’s his favorite word.

- He can’t make the difference between right and left.

- That King-Child that will test your limits everyday just to prove he is stronger. You want to go in the sofa ? No, that’s his sofa now. You want to feed the dog ? No, he’s eating the dog food.

- He knows everything on everything. Of course you can grow chocolate eggs on the trees, duh.

- He’s scared of Santa Claus because he is too nice with him.

Tiny Horrortale Sans (Tiny Oak) :

- He’s so calm and silent you can sometimes forget he is here.

- Loves animals. You can let him in front of a dog and still find him hours later playing with it.

- He wants to be outside all the time and will play dead when you ask him to get inside the house

- He is chewing everything that fall into his hands.

- He doesn’t like other children and won’t hesitate to growl or fight them if they get too close. He is a lonely wolf.

Tiny Horrortale Papyrus (Tiny Willow) :

- Since he’s bigger than most children, everyone is looking for his protection.

- He is actually very insecure about himself and has a lot of anxiety. He’s a bit more slow than most children too, and it’s hard for him to follow.

- Loves encyclopedic books. He can stay for hours reading it.

- “Mama, why the sky is blue ? How do you make babies ? Why some dogs have pink noses but others are black ?’

- That kid who wants to cook all by himself why you’re not home and almost burn the house down.

Tiny Swapfell Sans (Tiny Nox) :

- Kleptomaniac. He can’t stop stealing other children toys. Especially the one of people he doesn’t like.

- King of the playground. He has a Court and followers. No one can access the covered playground without his authorisation and a cake offering.

- He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, so he pulled his beard in front of all the school’s children.

- Sell lemonade on the pavement. The price was so high he got arrested by a policemen once for fraud. At 5 years old.

- That sneaky bastard who put chocolate biscuits in your basket last second at the store so you can’t not buy it.

Tiny Swapfell Papyrus (Tiny Rus) :

- Won’t clean his room. You want it clean, then do it yourself then.

- Throw toys at people head when he’s not happy.

- That one kid who challenged everyone at school to do stupid and dangerous things but somehow never got caught and act like an angel in front of the teachers.

- Eat mud and grass.

Well, this is amazing