Online Dating App Rant
So if most of you are like me. Most of you want to live life to the fullest.
At some point in life. You think to yourself. Hey you know what? I’m going to just throw myself out there. I am going to expose part of who I am to the world and see what it throws back at me. So you make a dating account.
Well I’ll be the first one to tell you straight up. You have ..
10% chance of meeting anyone ever in person
25% chance of talking to a bot or professional stripper
15% chance of talking to some foreign person attempting to get your money
20% chance of offending everyone to talk to
5% chance of conversations lasting no more than one day
and lastly a 25% of just never matching with anyone. Ever.
Even knowing all that. You think. Ok. Well at least I have a 5% chance of starting a conversation with this data. (That is some optimistic thinking there buddy)
Well go ahead. Give it a try. Just know that it is better to have loved and .....won...then it was better to win and ......never give.....up. Or something like that.
