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London's Divorced Women Now the Most Fought-Over Demographic in London, Property Agents Confirm They Saw It Coming First By our Marriage & Mortgage Correspondent, filing from a Zone 2 coffee shop where the oat milk costs more than some people's first weddings London's dating market has a new most-wanted list, and for once it isn't the 6-foot, "loves to travel," suspiciously well-lit man from Clapham. According to absolutely nobody with a clipboard but several men with strong opinions, divorced women have quietly become the capital's most desirable romantic demographic — outranking single women, outranking women who "just want to have fun," and outranking, in one specific case, an actual flat in Zone 2 with a balcony. How Divorced Women Took Over the London Dating Market The shift, insofar as it exists anywhere outside three WhatsApp group chats and one deeply confident LinkedIn post, appears to be driven by a simple realisation among London men: divorced women have already done the hard part. They've been married, they've been disappointed, they've split the Le Creuset collection fairly, and they've emerged the other side with the priceless ability to spot a man's nonsense from four postcodes away. "She doesn't waste time," said Gary, 41, a mortgage broker from Richmond who has never once been called concise. "A divorced woman knows what she wants. She's not going to text you 'k' after you cancel plans to watch the football. She'll just leave, calmly, with the good pan." The Le Creuset Factor Multiple sources — three, all men, all recently single, all suspiciously eager to talk — cited kitchenware negotiation skills as a genuine, if unexpected, dating green flag. A woman who can divide a shared kitchen with the calm precision of a UN peace negotiator, they argued, is a woman who can be trusted with the far higher-stakes task of choosing a restaurant on a Friday night. Estate Agents Weigh In, Whether Asked To Or Not Local estate agents, who were absolutely not consulted for this article but have opinions about everything within the M25, note that a divorced woman in London frequently arrives with equity, a settlement, and an extremely low tolerance for men who describe a studio flat in Zone 4 as "up and coming." "She's not impressed by your Peloton," said one agent who did not give his name but did give a very long sigh. "She's already had a Peloton. It's in storage. Along with the marriage." What This Means for Everyone Else For London's single women — the ones who have never married, filed nothing, and split nothing more contentious than a bottle of Prosecco — the news lands somewhere between insulting and hilarious. Being romantically outranked by women who have literally been through a legal proceeding to get here is, several noted, "quite the bar to clear on a Tuesday." "So I'm meant to go get married and divorced first, just to be considered a catch?" said Amara, 30, a teacher in Peckham. "Genuinely, some of these men need to hear themselves." A Brief Guide to Dating a Divorced Woman in London, According to Men Who Are Definitely Qualified to Write One - Do not ask about "what went wrong." She will tell you. Eventually. Possibly over the second glass. - Do not compare yourself favourably to the ex. She has already done that maths, and you did not win. - Do compliment the pan collection. It was hard-won. - Do not, under any circumstances, describe yourself as "easygoing." Everyone describes themselves as easygoing. Nobody has ever been easygoing. The Prat.uk Verdict London's dating economy has, once again, found a way to rank women against one another based on criteria no woman actually asked to be judged by. Divorced, single, widowed, or simply and gloriously uninterested — the common thread among London women remains the same: extraordinary patience, mostly directed at men who think a shared Ottolenghi cookbook constitutes emotional intimacy. As one dairy farmer with a philosophy degree once put it while separating a stubborn calf from its mother: everyone in this story is trying to divide something fairly. Only one side is actually any good at it. Further reading: For genuine data on UK divorce settlements and finances, see the UK Government's official divorce guidance and the Office for National Statistics divorce data, and for the property angle, the HM Land Registry. This article is a work of satire. No Garys, estate agents or Le Creuset collections were harmed, though several egos absolutely were. Insight on Divorced Women from London Priya Sandhu (Southall): "Nigel called single women 'unregistered vehicles.' Mate, you're not an MOT centre, you're a man with a Nando's app." Barry McSquint (Glasgow, touring London): "A divorced woman's got a settlement, a solicitor, and zero patience. That's not baggage, pal, that's a support system." Fiona Cleghorn (Manchester): "Men keep saying divorced women have a 'settled heart.' No, love, she's just tired. There's a difference and you're the reason she can't tell anymore." Reggie Okafor (Peckham): "Trevor compared women to used cars. Full service history. Mate, YOU'RE the reason the last one needed a respray." Tabitha Wrenfield-Pugh (Chelsea, ironically): "Divorced women don't want a man with potential. They've BEEN the potential investor. It didn't pay out." Kev Ramsbottom (Essex): "London men think 'easygoing' is a personality. It's not, Kevin. It's what you put on your dating profile instead of a personality." Aisha Bello (East London): "Barry rated himself two out of three on job, personality, and emotional availability. Legend didn't specify which one he's missing. We all know. It's all three." Nigel Fartworth-Green (no relation, he insists) (Surrey): "A divorced woman already knows the ending. She's not watching the film for the plot twist, she's watching to see how fast she can leave the cinema." Deshawn Miller (Brixton): "They said divorced women split the Le Creuset fairly. Meanwhile I can't even split a bill without an argument." Cordelia Ashe-Butterworth (Notting Hill): "Apparently owning your flat outright makes you 'intimidating' now. Sorry I paid off my mortgage and not my delusions, Gary." Winston Popplewell (Bermondsey): "Every bloke describing himself as '6 foot, loves a laugh' on a dating app is secretly 5'9" and has made exactly one joke since 2019." Ranjit Kohli (Southall, no relation to Priya, different borough entirely): "A pork scratching is not a visual aid, Nigel. It's a snack. You brought a snack to an argument about marriage." Bev Cholmondeley (Surbiton): "Divorced women aren't 'safer bets.' They've just already lost the bet once and know which horse not to back. That horse is you, Trevor." Femi Adeyemi (Deptford): "Men keep saying divorced women 'know what they want.' Yes. It's usually to never hear the word 'babe' in that tone again." Gwendolyn Ffitch (Richmond): "Estate agents comparing women to Zone 4 studio flats is genuinely the most London sentence I've ever heard, and I once heard a man cry about a Deliveroo fee." Marcus Twine (Walthamstow): "A divorced woman's not impressed by your Peloton. She HAD a Peloton. It's in the same storage unit as your last relationship's hopes." Ingrid Vasquez-Hollis (Hackney): "London men rank women like a property portfolio. Meanwhile their own 'portfolio' is a PS5 and a grudge from 2017." Terrence Okoro (Woolwich): "Nobody has ever been 'easygoing.' It's the human equivalent of a restaurant saying it's got 'a great atmosphere.' Translation: something's wrong and we're hoping you won't notice." Lady Prunella Ashworth-Snape (Kensington, allegedly titled): "Darling, the day a man calls me 'intimidating' for owning property outright is the day I frame the quote and use it as a reference for my next mortgage."   Read the full article

London's Divorced Women Now the Most Fought-Over Demographic in London, Property Agents Confirm They Saw It Coming First By our Marriage & Mortgage Correspondent, filing from a Zone 2 coffee shop where the oat milk costs more than some people's first weddings London's dating market has a new most-wanted list, and for once it isn't the 6-foot, "loves to travel," suspiciously well-lit man from Clapham. According to absolutely nobody with a clipboard but several men with strong opinions, divorced women have quietly become the capital's most desirable romantic demographic — outranking single women, outranking women who "just want to have fun," and outranking, in one specific case, an actual flat in Zone 2 with a balcony. How Divorced Women Took Over the London Dating Market The shift, insofar as it exists anywhere outside three WhatsApp group chats and one deeply confident LinkedIn post, appears to be driven by a simple realisation among London men: divorced women have already done the hard part. They've been married, they've been disappointed, they've split the Le Creuset collection fairly, and they've emerged the other side with the priceless ability to spot a man's nonsense from four postcodes away. "She doesn't waste time," said Gary, 41, a mortgage broker from Richmond who has never once been called concise. "A divorced woman knows what she wants. She's not going to text you 'k' after you cancel plans to watch the football. She'll just leave, calmly, with the good pan." The Le Creuset Factor Multiple sources — three, all men, all recently single, all suspiciously eager to talk — cited kitchenware negotiation skills as a genuine, if unexpected, dating green flag. A woman who can divide a shared kitchen with the calm precision of a UN peace negotiator, they argued, is a woman who can be trusted with the far higher-stakes task of choosing a restaurant on a Friday night. Estate Agents Weigh In, Whether Asked To Or Not Local estate agents, who were absolutely not consulted for this article but have opinions about everything within the M25, note that a divorced woman in London frequently arrives with equity, a settlement, and an extremely low tolerance for men who describe a studio flat in Zone 4 as "up and coming." "She's not impressed by your Peloton," said one agent who did not give his name but did give a very long sigh. "She's already had a Peloton. It's in storage. Along with the marriage." What This Means for Everyone Else For London's single women — the ones who have never married, filed nothing, and split nothing more contentious than a bottle of Prosecco — the news lands somewhere between insulting and hilarious. Being romantically outranked by women who have literally been through a legal proceeding to get here is, several noted, "quite the bar to clear on a Tuesday." "So I'm meant to go get married and divorced first, just to be considered a catch?" said Amara, 30, a teacher in Peckham. "Genuinely, some of these men need to hear themselves." A Brief Guide to Dating a Divorced Woman in London, According to Men Who Are Definitely Qualified to Write One - Do not ask about "what went wrong." She will tell you. Eventually. Possibly over the second glass. - Do not compare yourself favourably to the ex. She has already done that maths, and you did not win. - Do compliment the pan collection. It was hard-won. - Do not, under any circumstances, describe yourself as "easygoing." Everyone describes themselves as easygoing. Nobody has ever been easygoing. The Prat.uk Verdict London's dating economy has, once again, found a way to rank women against one another based on criteria no woman actually asked to be judged by. Divorced, single, widowed, or simply and gloriously uninterested — the common thread among London women remains the same: extraordinary patience, mostly directed at men who think a shared Ottolenghi cookbook constitutes emotional intimacy. As one dairy farmer with a philosophy degree once put it while separating a stubborn calf from its mother: everyone in this story is trying to divide something fairly. Only one side is actually any good at it. Further reading: For genuine data on UK divorce settlements and finances, see the UK Government's official divorce guidance and the Office for National Statistics divorce data, and for the property angle, the HM Land Registry. This article is a work of satire. No Garys, estate agents or Le Creuset collections were harmed, though several egos absolutely were. Insight on Divorced Women from London Priya Sandhu (Southall): "Nigel called single women 'unregistered vehicles.' Mate, you're not an MOT centre, you're a man with a Nando's app." Barry McSquint (Glasgow, touring London): "A divorced woman's got a settlement, a solicitor, and zero patience. That's not baggage, pal, that's a support system." Fiona Cleghorn (Manchester): "Men keep saying divorced women have a 'settled heart.' No, love, she's just tired. There's a difference and you're the reason she can't tell anymore." Reggie Okafor (Peckham): "Trevor compared women to used cars. Full service history. Mate, YOU'RE the reason the last one needed a respray." Tabitha Wrenfield-Pugh (Chelsea, ironically): "Divorced women don't want a man with potential. They've BEEN the potential investor. It didn't pay out." Kev Ramsbottom (Essex): "London men think 'easygoing' is a personality. It's not, Kevin. It's what you put on your dating profile instead of a personality." Aisha Bello (East London): "Barry rated himself two out of three on job, personality, and emotional availability. Legend didn't specify which one he's missing. We all know. It's all three." Nigel Fartworth-Green (no relation, he insists) (Surrey): "A divorced woman already knows the ending. She's not watching the film for the plot twist, she's watching to see how fast she can leave the cinema." Deshawn Miller (Brixton): "They said divorced women split the Le Creuset fairly. Meanwhile I can't even split a bill without an argument." Cordelia Ashe-Butterworth (Notting Hill): "Apparently owning your flat outright makes you 'intimidating' now. Sorry I paid off my mortgage and not my delusions, Gary." Winston Popplewell (Bermondsey): "Every bloke describing himself as '6 foot, loves a laugh' on a dating app is secretly 5'9" and has made exactly one joke since 2019." Ranjit Kohli (Southall, no relation to Priya, different borough entirely): "A pork scratching is not a visual aid, Nigel. It's a snack. You brought a snack to an argument about marriage." Bev Cholmondeley (Surbiton): "Divorced women aren't 'safer bets.' They've just already lost the bet once and know which horse not to back. That horse is you, Trevor." Femi Adeyemi (Deptford): "Men keep saying divorced women 'know what they want.' Yes. It's usually to never hear the word 'babe' in that tone again." Gwendolyn Ffitch (Richmond): "Estate agents comparing women to Zone 4 studio flats is genuinely the most London sentence I've ever heard, and I once heard a man cry about a Deliveroo fee." Marcus Twine (Walthamstow): "A divorced woman's not impressed by your Peloton. She HAD a Peloton. It's in the same storage unit as your last relationship's hopes." Ingrid Vasquez-Hollis (Hackney): "London men rank women like a property portfolio. Meanwhile their own 'portfolio' is a PS5 and a grudge from 2017." Terrence Okoro (Woolwich): "Nobody has ever been 'easygoing.' It's the human equivalent of a restaurant saying it's got 'a great atmosphere.' Translation: something's wrong and we're hoping you won't notice." Lady Prunella Ashworth-Snape (Kensington, allegedly titled): "Darling, the day a man calls me 'intimidating' for owning property outright is the day I frame the quote and use it as a reference for my next mortgage."   Read the full article

London's Divorced Women Now the Most Fought-Over Demographic in London, Property Agents Confirm They Saw It Coming First By our Marriage & Mortgage Correspondent, filing from a Zone 2 coffee shop where the oat milk costs more than some people's first weddings London's dating market has a new most-wanted list, and for once it isn't the 6-foot, "loves to travel," suspiciously well-lit man from Clapham. According to absolutely nobody with a clipboard but several men with strong opinions, divorced women have quietly become the capital's most desirable romantic demographic — outranking single women, outranking women who "just want to have fun," and outranking, in one specific case, an actual flat in Zone 2 with a balcony. How Divorced Women Took Over the London Dating Market The shift, insofar as it exists anywhere outside three WhatsApp group chats and one deeply confident LinkedIn post, appears to be driven by a simple realisation among London men: divorced women have already done the hard part. They've been married, they've been disappointed, they've split the Le Creuset collection fairly, and they've emerged the other side with the priceless ability to spot a man's nonsense from four postcodes away. "She doesn't waste time," said Gary, 41, a mortgage broker from Richmond who has never once been called concise. "A divorced woman knows what she wants. She's not going to text you 'k' after you cancel plans to watch the football. She'll just leave, calmly, with the good pan." The Le Creuset Factor Multiple sources — three, all men, all recently single, all suspiciously eager to talk — cited kitchenware negotiation skills as a genuine, if unexpected, dating green flag. A woman who can divide a shared kitchen with the calm precision of a UN peace negotiator, they argued, is a woman who can be trusted with the far higher-stakes task of choosing a restaurant on a Friday night. Estate Agents Weigh In, Whether Asked To Or Not Local estate agents, who were absolutely not consulted for this article but have opinions about everything within the M25, note that a divorced woman in London frequently arrives with equity, a settlement, and an extremely low tolerance for men who describe a studio flat in Zone 4 as "up and coming." "She's not impressed by your Peloton," said one agent who did not give his name but did give a very long sigh. "She's already had a Peloton. It's in storage. Along with the marriage." What This Means for Everyone Else For London's single women — the ones who have never married, filed nothing, and split nothing more contentious than a bottle of Prosecco — the news lands somewhere between insulting and hilarious. Being romantically outranked by women who have literally been through a legal proceeding to get here is, several noted, "quite the bar to clear on a Tuesday." "So I'm meant to go get married and divorced first, just to be considered a catch?" said Amara, 30, a teacher in Peckham. "Genuinely, some of these men need to hear themselves." A Brief Guide to Dating a Divorced Woman in London, According to Men Who Are Definitely Qualified to Write One - Do not ask about "what went wrong." She will tell you. Eventually. Possibly over the second glass. - Do not compare yourself favourably to the ex. She has already done that maths, and you did not win. - Do compliment the pan collection. It was hard-won. - Do not, under any circumstances, describe yourself as "easygoing." Everyone describes themselves as easygoing. Nobody has ever been easygoing. The Prat.uk Verdict London's dating economy has, once again, found a way to rank women against one another based on criteria no woman actually asked to be judged by. Divorced, single, widowed, or simply and gloriously uninterested — the common thread among London women remains the same: extraordinary patience, mostly directed at men who think a shared Ottolenghi cookbook constitutes emotional intimacy. As one dairy farmer with a philosophy degree once put it while separating a stubborn calf from its mother: everyone in this story is trying to divide something fairly. Only one side is actually any good at it. Further reading: For genuine data on UK divorce settlements and finances, see the UK Government's official divorce guidance and the Office for National Statistics divorce data, and for the property angle, the HM Land Registry. This article is a work of satire. No Garys, estate agents or Le Creuset collections were harmed, though several egos absolutely were. Insight on Divorced Women from London Priya Sandhu (Southall): "Nigel called single women 'unregistered vehicles.' Mate, you're not an MOT centre, you're a man with a Nando's app." Barry McSquint (Glasgow, touring London): "A divorced woman's got a settlement, a solicitor, and zero patience. That's not baggage, pal, that's a support system." Fiona Cleghorn (Manchester): "Men keep saying divorced women have a 'settled heart.' No, love, she's just tired. There's a difference and you're the reason she can't tell anymore." Reggie Okafor (Peckham): "Trevor compared women to used cars. Full service history. Mate, YOU'RE the reason the last one needed a respray." Tabitha Wrenfield-Pugh (Chelsea, ironically): "Divorced women don't want a man with potential. They've BEEN the potential investor. It didn't pay out." Kev Ramsbottom (Essex): "London men think 'easygoing' is a personality. It's not, Kevin. It's what you put on your dating profile instead of a personality." Aisha Bello (East London): "Barry rated himself two out of three on job, personality, and emotional availability. Legend didn't specify which one he's missing. We all know. It's all three." Nigel Fartworth-Green (no relation, he insists) (Surrey): "A divorced woman already knows the ending. She's not watching the film for the plot twist, she's watching to see how fast she can leave the cinema." Deshawn Miller (Brixton): "They said divorced women split the Le Creuset fairly. Meanwhile I can't even split a bill without an argument." Cordelia Ashe-Butterworth (Notting Hill): "Apparently owning your flat outright makes you 'intimidating' now. Sorry I paid off my mortgage and not my delusions, Gary." Winston Popplewell (Bermondsey): "Every bloke describing himself as '6 foot, loves a laugh' on a dating app is secretly 5'9" and has made exactly one joke since 2019." Ranjit Kohli (Southall, no relation to Priya, different borough entirely): "A pork scratching is not a visual aid, Nigel. It's a snack. You brought a snack to an argument about marriage." Bev Cholmondeley (Surbiton): "Divorced women aren't 'safer bets.' They've just already lost the bet once and know which horse not to back. That horse is you, Trevor." Femi Adeyemi (Deptford): "Men keep saying divorced women 'know what they want.' Yes. It's usually to never hear the word 'babe' in that tone again." Gwendolyn Ffitch (Richmond): "Estate agents comparing women to Zone 4 studio flats is genuinely the most London sentence I've ever heard, and I once heard a man cry about a Deliveroo fee." Marcus Twine (Walthamstow): "A divorced woman's not impressed by your Peloton. She HAD a Peloton. It's in the same storage unit as your last relationship's hopes." Ingrid Vasquez-Hollis (Hackney): "London men rank women like a property portfolio. Meanwhile their own 'portfolio' is a PS5 and a grudge from 2017." Terrence Okoro (Woolwich): "Nobody has ever been 'easygoing.' It's the human equivalent of a restaurant saying it's got 'a great atmosphere.' Translation: something's wrong and we're hoping you won't notice." Lady Prunella Ashworth-Snape (Kensington, allegedly titled): "Darling, the day a man calls me 'intimidating' for owning property outright is the day I frame the quote and use it as a reference for my next mortgage."   Read the full article

London's Divorced Women Now the Most Fought-Over Demographic in London, Property Agents Confirm They Saw It Coming First By our Marriage & Mortgage Correspondent, filing from a Zone 2 coffee shop where the oat milk costs more than some people's first weddings London's dating market has a new most-wanted list, and for once it isn't the 6-foot, "loves to travel," suspiciously well-lit man from Clapham. According to absolutely nobody with a clipboard but several men with strong opinions, divorced women have quietly become the capital's most desirable romantic demographic — outranking single women, outranking women who "just want to have fun," and outranking, in one specific case, an actual flat in Zone 2 with a balcony. How Divorced Women Took Over the London Dating Market The shift, insofar as it exists anywhere outside three WhatsApp group chats and one deeply confident LinkedIn post, appears to be driven by a simple realisation among London men: divorced women have already done the hard part. They've been married, they've been disappointed, they've split the Le Creuset collection fairly, and they've emerged the other side with the priceless ability to spot a man's nonsense from four postcodes away. "She doesn't waste time," said Gary, 41, a mortgage broker from Richmond who has never once been called concise. "A divorced woman knows what she wants. She's not going to text you 'k' after you cancel plans to watch the football. She'll just leave, calmly, with the good pan." The Le Creuset Factor Multiple sources — three, all men, all recently single, all suspiciously eager to talk — cited kitchenware negotiation skills as a genuine, if unexpected, dating green flag. A woman who can divide a shared kitchen with the calm precision of a UN peace negotiator, they argued, is a woman who can be trusted with the far higher-stakes task of choosing a restaurant on a Friday night. Estate Agents Weigh In, Whether Asked To Or Not Local estate agents, who were absolutely not consulted for this article but have opinions about everything within the M25, note that a divorced woman in London frequently arrives with equity, a settlement, and an extremely low tolerance for men who describe a studio flat in Zone 4 as "up and coming." "She's not impressed by your Peloton," said one agent who did not give his name but did give a very long sigh. "She's already had a Peloton. It's in storage. Along with the marriage." What This Means for Everyone Else For London's single women — the ones who have never married, filed nothing, and split nothing more contentious than a bottle of Prosecco — the news lands somewhere between insulting and hilarious. Being romantically outranked by women who have literally been through a legal proceeding to get here is, several noted, "quite the bar to clear on a Tuesday." "So I'm meant to go get married and divorced first, just to be considered a catch?" said Amara, 30, a teacher in Peckham. "Genuinely, some of these men need to hear themselves." A Brief Guide to Dating a Divorced Woman in London, According to Men Who Are Definitely Qualified to Write One - Do not ask about "what went wrong." She will tell you. Eventually. Possibly over the second glass. - Do not compare yourself favourably to the ex. She has already done that maths, and you did not win. - Do compliment the pan collection. It was hard-won. - Do not, under any circumstances, describe yourself as "easygoing." Everyone describes themselves as easygoing. Nobody has ever been easygoing. The Prat.uk Verdict London's dating economy has, once again, found a way to rank women against one another based on criteria no woman actually asked to be judged by. Divorced, single, widowed, or simply and gloriously uninterested — the common thread among London women remains the same: extraordinary patience, mostly directed at men who think a shared Ottolenghi cookbook constitutes emotional intimacy. As one dairy farmer with a philosophy degree once put it while separating a stubborn calf from its mother: everyone in this story is trying to divide something fairly. Only one side is actually any good at it. Further reading: For genuine data on UK divorce settlements and finances, see the UK Government's official divorce guidance and the Office for National Statistics divorce data, and for the property angle, the HM Land Registry. This article is a work of satire. No Garys, estate agents or Le Creuset collections were harmed, though several egos absolutely were. Insight on Divorced Women from London Priya Sandhu (Southall): "Nigel called single women 'unregistered vehicles.' Mate, you're not an MOT centre, you're a man with a Nando's app." Barry McSquint (Glasgow, touring London): "A divorced woman's got a settlement, a solicitor, and zero patience. That's not baggage, pal, that's a support system." Fiona Cleghorn (Manchester): "Men keep saying divorced women have a 'settled heart.' No, love, she's just tired. There's a difference and you're the reason she can't tell anymore." Reggie Okafor (Peckham): "Trevor compared women to used cars. Full service history. Mate, YOU'RE the reason the last one needed a respray." Tabitha Wrenfield-Pugh (Chelsea, ironically): "Divorced women don't want a man with potential. They've BEEN the potential investor. It didn't pay out." Kev Ramsbottom (Essex): "London men think 'easygoing' is a personality. It's not, Kevin. It's what you put on your dating profile instead of a personality." Aisha Bello (East London): "Barry rated himself two out of three on job, personality, and emotional availability. Legend didn't specify which one he's missing. We all know. It's all three." Nigel Fartworth-Green (no relation, he insists) (Surrey): "A divorced woman already knows the ending. She's not watching the film for the plot twist, she's watching to see how fast she can leave the cinema." Deshawn Miller (Brixton): "They said divorced women split the Le Creuset fairly. Meanwhile I can't even split a bill without an argument." Cordelia Ashe-Butterworth (Notting Hill): "Apparently owning your flat outright makes you 'intimidating' now. Sorry I paid off my mortgage and not my delusions, Gary." Winston Popplewell (Bermondsey): "Every bloke describing himself as '6 foot, loves a laugh' on a dating app is secretly 5'9" and has made exactly one joke since 2019." Ranjit Kohli (Southall, no relation to Priya, different borough entirely): "A pork scratching is not a visual aid, Nigel. It's a snack. You brought a snack to an argument about marriage." Bev Cholmondeley (Surbiton): "Divorced women aren't 'safer bets.' They've just already lost the bet once and know which horse not to back. That horse is you, Trevor." Femi Adeyemi (Deptford): "Men keep saying divorced women 'know what they want.' Yes. It's usually to never hear the word 'babe' in that tone again." Gwendolyn Ffitch (Richmond): "Estate agents comparing women to Zone 4 studio flats is genuinely the most London sentence I've ever heard, and I once heard a man cry about a Deliveroo fee." Marcus Twine (Walthamstow): "A divorced woman's not impressed by your Peloton. She HAD a Peloton. It's in the same storage unit as your last relationship's hopes." Ingrid Vasquez-Hollis (Hackney): "London men rank women like a property portfolio. Meanwhile their own 'portfolio' is a PS5 and a grudge from 2017." Terrence Okoro (Woolwich): "Nobody has ever been 'easygoing.' It's the human equivalent of a restaurant saying it's got 'a great atmosphere.' Translation: something's wrong and we're hoping you won't notice." Lady Prunella Ashworth-Snape (Kensington, allegedly titled): "Darling, the day a man calls me 'intimidating' for owning property outright is the day I frame the quote and use it as a reference for my next mortgage."   Read the full article