#datingappsrant

So if most of you are like me. Most of you want to live life to the fullest. 

At some point in life. You think to yourself. Hey you know what? I’m going to just throw myself out there. I am going to expose part of who I am to the world and see what it throws back at me. So you make a dating account. 

Well I’ll be the first one to tell you straight up. You have ..

10% chance of meeting anyone ever in person

25% chance of talking to a bot or professional stripper

15% chance of talking to some foreign person attempting to get your money

20% chance of offending everyone to talk to

5% chance of conversations lasting no more than one day

and lastly a 25% of just never matching with anyone. Ever. 

Even knowing all that. You think. Ok. Well at least I have a 5% chance of starting a conversation with this data. (That is some optimistic thinking there buddy)