#timjaydick

I really hate dickjay and jaytim and dicktim and dickjaytim

:3

oh dear 😭😭 made me so sad!!

Psych!💥

They're both inside him, your honor.

(y'all are really great for my mental health lol)

jaytimdick ramble

Tim and Dick have random hookups - Tim is fully in love with Dick but Dick is stuck on the stigma of dating someone so much younger than him and won't commit. (He worries about ruining Tim's reputation.)

Tim and Jason start hooking up too in an adrenaline fueled post fight bang. Jason tries to ask Tim for more but Tim insists they need to have an open relationship (because he can't admit that he can't give up Dick.)

Hurt over Tim's inability to commit, Jason tells Dick he's seeing a new guy that treats him like a dirty secret. Dick takes the opportunity to hook up with Jason, thinking he'll be able to treat him better than some mystery jerk off.

Later Dick tells Tim he's been hooking up with someone new and Tim is so hurt by Dick's happiness with someone else that he cuts him off completely.

Tim goes to Jason now wanting a fully committed relationship but Jason is quietly conflicted because now he doesn't want to give up Dick.

Dick is hurt that Tim's cut him off for good and complains to Jason that he's been secretly dating someone too young and Jason starts to suspect.

Something, something, more drama and Jason figures it out and trusses up one of them and then invites the other over to resolve the situation and they all fuck about it.

it's been a million years and i've been rotating this on and off the entire time lol. i can see a moment of like--tim is this really straightedge kid, obsessively so, and dick is like ok, you've dated around (a lot) (lol tim) and you don't drink or drug and that's fine, good, even, but strip club? let's hit up a strip club. or maybe it's not dick's prerogative but a titans thing, and the the titans teams are always some weird mishmosh, so it's like--here's dick and tim but also roy and maybe kon and some of the girls because why the hell not, and this strip club has men in it. okay. somebody knew that when they decided to drive the whole pack of sweaty mostly-sober vigilantes here but nobody's sure whose idea it was anymore.

tim disappears fucking instantaneously. he's in the crowd. he's got his mouth suctioned to the lip of a beer bottle and banging his teeth on it repeatedly because if he does anything else but stim absently he's going to scream. because jason todd is on the pole. jason! the red hood! jason from HIS HOUSE? and the fucking titans are here! and oh God why does he look Like That. Who oiled him up? Who covered his scars? He can't reach all of them himself. Someone touched him with such careful attention to apply all that makeup and oh. fuck. he's looking right at tim. (and he's furious.)

no you don’t understand this is so perfect.

Jason and Tim so busy fighting over Dick and doing small things to earn his favor, (giving him flowers because Dick’s apartment ‘looked bland,’ gifting him chocolate because they were ‘on sale’ etc.) that Dick ends up with, like, Roy because he actually just fucking asked Dick out.

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