pairing: Milo Gusto, Jordan Sancho, Willow Saliba, Xavier Simons aaaaand Harmony & Melody Timber

summary: your baby calls you by the nickname your husband calls you

note: 😭😭turns out people still read these lol… enjoy xx

Xavier Simons

conversation filled the dining room accompanied with the clanking of dishes as the Simons family gathered to celebrate Xavi’s move to Chelsea.

it had come so random it shocked everyone

“please pass me the salt schatje” Xavier’s little voice said

“huh?” Xavi had responded in surprise

“since when does he call YN that?” Peggy asked

“since now apparently” Xavi said

“papa always calls mama that” Xavier shrugged

“that’s because it’s my nickname for mama, find your own” Xavi explained

“Xavi!” you scolded “we’ll find another nickname you can call me okay buba?”

“okay” Xavier shrugged “but salt please mama”

“oh right!”

Milo Gusto

you’d been getting ready to attend the Wembley event with your husband and son that day, opting for a clean all white look, you fixed the cap on your head and touched up your fragrance before jogging down the stairs where Milo was watching TV while Malo scrolled through his phone. your footsteps caused them to look up, both of them smiling at your presence

“let’s get going” you say walking towards the door

“you look beautiful” Malo says placing a kiss on your cheek

“and you look so dapper” you smile smoothing his button up down

it came so naturally it didn’t faze you almost

“what about me mon ange?” Milo’s voice said

“aye that’s my nickname for mama” Malo challenged

“you look handsome mon bebe” you smile kissing Milo’s cheek

“thank you mon ange” Milo smiled

“her name is mommy” Malo continued

“but you always call her mon ange papa” Milo frowned

“you can call me that too baby” you say tickling his tummy “stop pouting Malo”

“i’m not pouting!”

Jordan Sancho

you wished nothing more than for the world to open up and swallow you at that very moment, Miss Bell stood in front of you, amused slightly at your shocked embarrassment. That morning during class the topic of pet names had come up and everyone began sharing their parents pet names for one another or pet names than float around their households

while others presented sweet terms of endearment, when Jordan’s turn came he whole heartedly responded with the words he heard his father call you almost every day

“if it’s any consolation the class thought it was sweet” she said

“i’m- i’m so sorry” you stutter out

“it’s not a problem, i just thought to share it with you” the young teacher said with a warming smile

you’d sped home and almost instantly Jadon opened his mouth to greet you both

“DON’T” you yell pointing an accusatory finger at him

“what did i do now?” he asked putting his hands up

“today, your son was asked what his mom and dad call each other and you know what he said?” you present

“oh this is gonna be good-

“SUGAR TITS AND HOT STUFF” you yell “i’ve never wanted to die so badly”

Jadon looked at you before bursting out in laughter

“i’m so glad you find this funny because i can never show my face at that school again, so you have fun fetching Jordan from now on” you say stomping away

“babe- babe wait” Jordan tried through laughter but you’d already gone

Willow Saliba

the morning was slow and quiet, with Wilo out on his jog you were left to get Willow ready for the day. opting for a soft pink sun dress you’d sat her on the bathroom counter, posing the question of hair style preference that day to which she asked for ponytails.

concentration etched, quiet filled the room as you did your baby girls hair not noticing how she watched your every move through your reflection. the elegance, smoothness and warmth you moved with, making sure not to tie the bobbles too tight or pinch her with the clips.

you finished off by brushing her edges and defining the curls of the pigtails before dropping your arms and meeting her gaze through the mirror

“ma belle” Willow said softly smiling at you

“oh my Willow” you smile, heart pumping with love

“papa always calls you that” Willow says looking back at you and reaching for your face, she cupped your face in her small hands “ma belle mama”

“ma belle Willow” you repeat kissing her nose making her giggle

“where’s my kiss?” Wilos deep voice interrupted

“papa!”

Harmony & Melody Timber

the girls had returned to the Emirates to see their father in action, when the game was over and the stadium less crowded the families could make their way onto the pitch where the girls hurried off to their dad

“they’ve gotten so big since we left saw them” Odegaard commented

“wonder if they still remember us” Ben laughed

“it’s only been 4 years calm down” you laugh

“girls who is this?” Gabriel asked pointing to Myles

“Uncle Myles!” Harmony says

“and this one?”

“Uncle Declan!” Melody says

“him?”

“Uncle Richy” Harmony names

“and her?” Riccardo teases pointing at you

“liefje!” the girls yell together

the group goes quiet before laughing

“what’s funny?” Melody frowns “did we say it wrong?”

“no princess, your uncles are just being rude” Jurrien steps in

“but papa always calls mommy that!” Harmony explains

“oh that’s cute!” Sophie coos elbowing her husband

“but you call her mommy, liefje is for me okay” Jurrien asks the girls who nod

Love your writinggg🤌🤌

c’mere- Jurrien Timber

pairing: Jurrien x fem!reader

summary: honeymoon atmosphere has Jurrien refusing to peel himself off you.

note: i did jealous Quinten, so i hope this reads nice lol

After 3 years of dating and many articles of clothing left over at his house, the Dutch man had decided to trade his bachelor pad for something more accommodating for you both, swiftly asking you to move in with him during a little date night dinner. You excitedly agreed, moving in the next day and instantly bleeding into Jurrien’s life like you’d lived together to years before.

Jurrien was always an affectionate boyfriend, acting like a weighted blanket when you cuddled, almost refusing to go to training unless he got in 6 kisses and even throwing tantrums when you pulled away from hugs too quickly but with you at his side 24/7?

Jurrien’s affection amped up 600 notches

it didn’t matter what you were doing, which room you were in or who you were with, Jurrien was always there.

you lacked the ability to flinch when Jurrien’s hands circled your waist as you folded the fresh batch of laundry, his face nuzzled into your neck as he placed a slightly suggestive kiss there.

“missed you” Jurrien mumbled

“you saw me 10 minutes ago” you giggle

“10 minutes too long” Jurrien says

you roll your eyes at his antics, continuing with the extra weight of your boyfriend hanging on you. Taking advantage of your little clothing, Jurrien drops his hands to your thighs, rubbing up and down the exterior, slowly inching his way upwards

“behave yourself” you say noticing his wondering hands

“you’re walking around in my jersey and panties, what are you expecting?” Jurrien says in a low voice

“well i’m doing laundry am i not?” you challenge

“in my jersey, with your future last name on your back” Jurrien reiterates

before you can answer Jurrien hoists you onto the washing machine, slotting himself between your legs still rubbing your now more exposed thighs

“that’s more like it” he says “you’re so beautiful like this”

“like what? in a dirty shirt? sweaty and bummy?” you ask

“domestic” Jurrien says lazily drawling patterns on your thighs, inching higher quicker now “ought to marry you now and make you mine forever”

“Jurrien” you warn

“that’s my name” he mumbles connecting your lips

“i have to finish the laundry” you say against his lips

“we’ll do that later” he says “you’ll need to add the sheets anyways”

“the sheets?” you ask

“mmh” he says picking you up from the machine top, making you wrap your legs around his waist

pairing: Calafiori x Arsenal social media manager!reader x Timber

summary: the new social media manager is in demand

note: i’m thinking of turning this into an SMAU… but we’ll see how much time i have tomorrow

Media day was the nightmare of every single footballer, the burning studio lights, artificial smiles, pore clogging make up and the cringy TikTok challenges and Instagram reels. While they weren't strangers to the looming invasive lens of a camera, there was just something irritating and unnecessary about media days.

While media day was the bane of other footballers existence, the story told different for Riccardo and Jurrien. While the rest of the squad groaned at Arteta's words, the two defenders nearly squealed in delight because media day meant one thing.

You were definitely in presence.

"the details on this new kit are absolutely insane" Declan said checking the shirt on him

but the words went in Riccardo's ear and out the other as his eyes scanned the busy room for your presence, and on the other side of the room Jurrien was doing the same after every click of the camera

"are you waiting for your ops to pull up or something?" the camera man asked him

"no why?" Jurrien asked

"you keep scanning the room like you're looking for the assassin paid for your head" he answered almost irritated

Jurrien opened his mouth to answer but the second his eyes landed on you, the words were stolen from his mouth and his legs moved before his mind could register. You stood at the entrance, speaking to your brother as you adjusted the settings of the new phone the club had given you to film content with that day.

'Mama mentioned that Uncle Silvester was coming unfortunately" Jurrien heard you say

"your not so secret admirers are here" Wilo mumbled in annoyance

"what?" you quizzed looking up

"Hey" Jurrien smiled as he came to stand in front of you

"Jurrien" you smiled warmly hugging him "glad to see you back, uninjured"

"I had the best motivation to get back on my feet" Jurrien smiled

"oh brother" Wilo said rolling his eyes

"I take it you got the get well soon gift?" you quiz wiping the camera

"that surely needs to constitute as unprofessional" Wilo buds in

"what's unprofessional about a friend sending another friend well wishes fuck nugget?" you ask your brother "get some sincere friends"

"what about friends?" Riccardo asks joining the three of you

"just YN friend zoning Jurrien over here" Wilo says with a sarcastic smile

"that's one point for me" Riccardo smirks looking at Jurrien

"one point for what?" you ask

"on our friend gathering bet!" Riccardo says quickly "Jurrien bet me that he could make more friends than me, so I get a point because he's got one more friend"

"what! no I'm your friend as well Richy" you say sympathetically

"oh no its fine amore, I have enough friends but you can be something else" Riccardo smirks

"take me now Jesus" Wilo mumbles

before you can answer your superior calls you over to hand you the schedule for the day of filming

"ha! you got friend zoned" Riccardo brags

"you did too asshole" Jurrien counters

"shes going to end up with me you know, I'm tall, pretty and the better defender" Riccardo says

"keep dreaming Calafiori" Jurrien scoffs "she knows where the comfier chest is"

pairing: dad!Jurrien x mom!reader x baby Timber x uncle!Quinten

summary: Jojo knows who her daddy is…. or does she?

note: finding out Jurrien is a twin has destroyed me…. now i need to make him a father

like most tests in your household, it had began with a tiktok, twin brothers came home dressed alike and tried to fool their wives only to end up confusing their kids. Jurrien had thought it was so funny, funny enough to replicate with your 3 year old daughter who was pretty good at figuring out who who was between the twins

even better than you at times.

so Quinten came over, dressed simply in a white shirt and army green trousers which your fiance matched. When Jojo woke up from her nap, disoriented and sleepy, she wobbled into the living room, hair sticking in every direction as she found her father and climbed into his lap:

Quinten hushed Jurrien, who was trying not to snicker at his daughter’s automatic movements. They’d timed this perfectly, wearing the same cologne and even letting Quinten sit in Jurrien’s chair to make the test even harder. Jo pulled her head up from Quinten’s chest, her eyes blinked for a second before looking back at her father.

without a word she got off him and made her way to her dad, a content sigh leaving her lips as she made herself comfortable on his chest

“papa” she mumbled before promptly falling back asleep

“unbelievable” Quinten said looking in disbelief

“she knows who her papa is” Jurrien shrugged rubbing Jojo’s back

“did you guys manage to trick her?” you asked with a smirk

“nope” Quinten said “she recognised the second she lay her head on my chest”

pairing: dad!Jurrien x timber twin girls x mom!reader

summary: the 5 times Jurrien has mixed his twins up

note: i am actually actively ignoring your requests, they’re taking the fun out of writing i fear

1. Playtime

you’d sent Jurrien outside to fetch Harmony, having needing to give her her medicine for her ear infection. Jurrien opened the back door, scanned the backyard and landing on one of the twins in the sandbox, another trudging towards him with open arms

knowing Melody to be more of a daddy’s girl and Harmony more adventurous, he assumes the twin running to hug him is Melody

“Harmy mama needs to put medicine in your ear” Jurrien yells

the twin doesn’t react

“HARMONY!” he tries again

“papa i’m Harmony” the little one in front of him says

“what?” Jurrien questions

“i’m Harmony” she repeats

Jurrien looks at her right ear and sure enough there is cotton stuffed in there to indicate it’s her

“oh” he says “sorry Harmy”

2. Introducing them to the team

the team was swarming the infant twins, pinching their chubby cheeks and cooing at their small hands trying to grab for them and large eyes scanning them in curiosity

“so which is which?” Trossard asks

“this is Melody, and this is Harmony” Jurrien says in full confidence

“are you sure?” Wilo asks

“yeah” Jurrien says

“well their bibs say otherwise” Declan says holding his laugh back

Jurrien’s eyes widen in embarrassment

“maybe you need to study your twins more” Gabriel laughs

3. Incident

Melody had borrowed the car the Sunday before and scratched the rim bumping a curb, Jurrien was upset he had to find it himself and stormed into the living room where one of the twins was watching a movie, thinking it was Melody, he unleashed his anger

“just because i let you borrow my things doesn’t mean damage them Melody Timber!”

“yes daddy?” Melody says entering the room

Jurrien looks between them

“but-

“i’ve just spent the last 20 minutes getting yelled at for you” Harmony grumbles passing her sister

“Harmony i’m sorry angel” Jurrie yells

“save it” she snaps back

4. the interview

You couldn’t make it to the Arsenal Awards so Jurrien had taken it upon himself to take his twin girls, after they snapped pictures on the red carpet, they were ushered to take an interview

“Jurrien, you look absolutely amazing with your girls, who are as beautiful” the interviewer smiles

“thank you” Jurrien says “they take on their mom’s beauty”

“i can see that” she smiles “can you introduce us to them?”

“yes of cause” Jurrien nods “this is Harmony and Melody”

“other way around pops” Harmony sighs

“you saw our dress colours differences daddy” Melody giggles

“mixed them up again mate?” Declan asks

“this is an occurring theme?” the interviewer laughs

“you have no idea” Melody says

5. Sous chef

Jurrien had taken it upon himself to make dinner that night, elbow deep in the beer stew he realised he needed the stock that was in the cupboard far off on his right but knowing he had to keep stirring he had to ask his daughter who was in the kitchen writing some study notes

“Melody can you pass me the stock” Jurrien says

silence

Jurrien turns and finds his daughter unmoving, nose still buried in her books

“Melody?” he says louder

nothing

“Melody can you please-

“i’m Harmony dad” his daughter sighs getting up

“i-

“one day my dad will be able to differentiate me from my sister” Harmony sighs handing him his ingredient

summary: the girls being super close to their dads

note: i think i got all the girls lmao… plus here’s Cody anon!

Mila Gusto

Since Malo had returned from France, Mila hadn’t left his side, conning her father into a movie day after kicking her mother and brother out of the house. She was now cuddled into her dad’s side, floating in and out of sleep as a movie none of them had been paying attention to played on the home movie screen, Malo decided it time to stretch his legs after nearly 6 hours of couch rotting.

As he moved to stand up, a strong whine of protest came from Mila followed by her grip tightening on her dad’s clothes.

“mon amor?” Malo questioned, surprised by the sheer clingliness his daughter was exhibiting “okay Mila what’s wrong?”

“nothing” the girl mumbled burrowing herself further into her dads side

“c’mon, tell me what the matter is” Malo poked “you’re never this clingy”

“just missed you” she admitted looking up at him

Malo met her big brown eyes, seeing his infant daughter in them rather than this large 17 year old begging him to stay seated.

“i missed you too mon amor” Malo smiled kissing her forehead “just like your mom”

Manon van de Ven

a loud “oof” left Micky’s lips as Manon placed herself in her dads lap, full weight before leaning back into his chest and curling up

“engel” Micky strained “you know you’re not 12 anymore”

“i know” Manon said simply

“then why are you acting like it?” Micky asked pinching her side “you’re quite heavy”

“misssd you papa” Manon says

“i’ve been gone for 1 week min engel, you’ve gone without me for longer” Micky said

“something about this time felt different, like you weren’t coming back” Manon admitted playing with her dads hand

“oh engel” Micky sympathised pulling her into a hug “i’m not going anywhere for a very long time”

“is that so old man?” you ask with a laugh

“i’m not that much older than you” Micky counters pinching your thigh

Manon laughs as she watches her parents goof off, a feeling of content and happiness settling in her chest

Harmony & Melody Timber

Jurrien’s head lifted at the sound of footsteps coming down the stairs, messily Melody and Harmony staggered into the living room, pulling Jurrien away from the game he was watching

“hi daddy, Hugo sent me two tickets to the game today, can you go with me?” Melody asked

“no, pops is coming to watch my softball game right!” Harmony interjected

“no one wants to watch boring softball Harmony” Melody spat

“as if dad wants to watch fuck ass Liverpool play” Harmony poked

“okay woah!” Jurrien said “what is going on with you two?”

“nothing!” Melody smiled

“not a thing” Harmony added

“something is going on because Harmony your game is next week and it’s international break” Jurrien said narrowing his eyes

“fine” Harmony said “we just wanna spend more time with you”

“but we can’t agree on an activity” Melody continued

Jurrien almost exploded in his seat

“my teenage daughters want to spend time with me?” he asked “you’ll make me cry”

“and you’ll make us regret it” Harmony mumbled

“okay, how’s about we pick an activity for all 3 of us” Jurrien smiled

“sounds like a plan” Melody smiled

Charlotte Gakpo

Cody watched with an amused smile as Charlotte struggled to stay awake during the film he had chosen for them to watch, grabbing the remote he paused the movie which pulled Charlotte from her half nap

“why did you pause!” she asked sitting up

“because you were sleeping engel” Cody laughed “do you want to tell me why you’re letting us watch something so boring?”

“boring?” Charlotte asked “this is not boring daddy”

“you’re falling asleep” Cody said “i think you’re drooling”

“DADDY!” Charlotte whined wiping at her face

Cody laughed “okay seriously now”

“i just missed you daddy” Charlotte shrugged

“awe angel” Cody smiled pulling her closer “how’s about we pick a show we can both watch?”

pairing: dad!Jurrien x Timber twins

summary: Harmony feels disconnected from her sister

note: i THINK it’s Melody dating Hugo…

phone in hand, Harmony makes her way downstairs where her sister and father are having breakfast.

“good morning” she’s smiles walking in “where’s mom?”

“early morning at work” Jurrien says “i made your favourite”

“thanks pops!” Harmony smiles kissing her dads cheek

as she makes her way over to the pot, it’s Melody’s words that stop her in her tracks

“i’m going to come back a bit late today daddy” she says

“where you off to?” Jurrien asks

“out with Hugo” she beams

“oh i thought we were gonna watch the Conjuring together today? and have a shopping day?” Harmony questioned

“oh i watched it last weekend with Hugo” Melody answers

“but you promised me we’d watch it together” Harmony said with a dejected smile

“i know but Hugo had already bought the tickets” Melody says “you’ll understand once you have a boyfriend”

“well i don’t want one if it’s gonna take me away from my sister” Harmony spits

“don’t be silly Hugo-

“there it is again” Harmony says rolling her eyes “Hugo this Hugo that, when is it ever gonna be us again? the Timber Twins?”

“what if i don’t want to be the Timber twins and i just wanna be Melody Timber?” Melody shot back

silence settles, Jurrien can almost feel his heart beating in his throat

“wow” Harmony whispers “and don’t come running back to me when you’re just Melody Timber, Hugo Ekitike’s girlfriend”

Melody has no time to clap back because Harmony is already up the stairs, her door slamming shut echos through the walls of the house

Jurrien goes to open his mouth but it quickly shuts as Melody’s phone rings

“yeah, i’ll be out in a sec” she says into the speaker “i’ll see you later daddy”

she kisses Jurrien’s cheek and is off without another word.

pairing: Timber x twin!girls x fem!reader

summary: Melody is a mommy’s girl through and through

note: i shouldn’t have watched yesterdays match now i’m back down horrendous for Jurrien🫩

the Saturday morning was warm, with the sun finally deciding to shine over London as Jurrien sat in the living room, a twin on each side of him, paw patrol playing softly in the background.

Melody say to his right, snuggled into his side as she fought the sleep trying to pull her in while Harmony animatedly babbled a story to her dad, clapping her hands and occasionally tipping over onto her back from the sheer force of her excitement.

“alright, i’ll let Jurrien know” you say into the phone trotting down the stairs

“let me know what?” Jurrien asked eyes landing on you “you’re dressed nice, where’re you off to?”

“thank you” you smile kissing his forehead “out with Sophia, but she’s coming here to drop the Havertz boys off”

“Havertz boys?” Jurrien quizzed

“yes, Kai is injured remember, he can’t take care of a child alone” you say matter of factly “so i told her to drop them off here”

“so i’m a nanny now?” Jurrien asked eyes landing

“i told you to use a condom but you were too happy about the FA cup win to listen” you tease him

“hey this is not about our girls!” Jurrien defends making you laugh

the doorbell cut your conversation short, Sophia standing on the other end with her baby boy on her hip and a broody Kai behind them both

“welcome to my humble abode” you smile opening the door

“thank you so much for this” Sophia says hugging you

“it’s always a pleasure” you smile at her “Jurrien was an absolute hand full when he was injured so i get the feeling”

“i heard that” Jurrien calls out

you laugh ushering the Havertz’ into the living room where Kai’s son almost launches himself into Jurrien’s lap in excitement. Kai greets his friend before taking a seat on the adjacent sofa

“sometimes i think he wanted a son rather than daughters” you say watching Kai’s son play animatedly with Jurrien while Harmony introduced Kai to her stuffed bear and Melody? still quietly cuddled one of the couch pillows now

“i mean as long as the baby factory isn’t closed, the possibility is still there” Sophia smirked poking your stomach

“oh it’s either 2 sons or 2 daughters, i’m not sure i can handle 4 kids yet” you laugh

“okay then, we’re off boys, play nice with my baby girls” you warn grabbing your purse

up until now Melody was quiet, but upon hearing your words she began to whine, shimmying off the couch as her little legs carried her over to you

“wanna give mommy a goodbye squeeze?” you say picking her up to hug her

“come to papa” Jurrien says opening his arms to take Melody from you

a strong whine, almost cry comes from her as you lean down to hand her over. A frown takes over her face as her eyes begin to glaze over

oh no

“awe c’mon Mel, it’s papa and uncle Kai Kai” you say gently tickling her stomach

“mama” she says burying her face into your shoulder

“oh it’s one of those days” Jurrien notes

“it can’t be” you say “Sophia and I have brunch”

“i mean we can always have an extra guest” Sophia smiles rubbing Melody’s back

“yeah i think she’ll pass out soon baby” Jurrien says looking at Melody’s sleepy eyes

you sigh, gesturing for Jurrien to grab the stroller and put it in Sophia’s car. once strapped in, you cradle the toddler in your lap as Sophia drives you to the brunch spot.

it takes no less than 3 minutes of sitting before Melody is out like a light and you place her in the stroller

“the sacrifices of a mother” Sophia smiles clinking your glasses together

“but we wouldn’t have it any other way” you smile looking at Melody’s sleeping figure

snapping a picture you send it to Jurrien who replies immediately with a