#jurrientimber

pairing: dad!Jurrien x mom!reader x baby Timber x uncle!Quinten

summary: Jojo knows who her daddy is…. or does she?

note: finding out Jurrien is a twin has destroyed me…. now i need to make him a father

like most tests in your household, it had began with a tiktok, twin brothers came home dressed alike and tried to fool their wives only to end up confusing their kids. Jurrien had thought it was so funny, funny enough to replicate with your 3 year old daughter who was pretty good at figuring out who who was between the twins

even better than you at times.

so Quinten came over, dressed simply in a white shirt and army green trousers which your fiance matched. When Jojo woke up from her nap, disoriented and sleepy, she wobbled into the living room, hair sticking in every direction as she found her father and climbed into his lap:

Quinten hushed Jurrien, who was trying not to snicker at his daughter’s automatic movements. They’d timed this perfectly, wearing the same cologne and even letting Quinten sit in Jurrien’s chair to make the test even harder. Jo pulled her head up from Quinten’s chest, her eyes blinked for a second before looking back at her father.

without a word she got off him and made her way to her dad, a content sigh leaving her lips as she made herself comfortable on his chest

“papa” she mumbled before promptly falling back asleep

“unbelievable” Quinten said looking in disbelief

“she knows who her papa is” Jurrien shrugged rubbing Jojo’s back

“did you guys manage to trick her?” you asked with a smirk

“nope” Quinten said “she recognised the second she lay her head on my chest”

Wrong Number (teen ver)

note: i couldn’t find kid pictures pookie i’m sorry, i tried to make it as funny as possible😭😭

Willow Saliba

Manon Van de Ven

Melody Timber

Harmony Timber

pairing: Jurrien x Timber twins

summary: idek how to summarise this lol, i just thought of it now

pairing: Jurrien x fem!reader x Bukayo Saka

summary: a rumor starts, Jurrien clears it up before you wake up

note: i’m getting my Jurrien obsession out NOW before the Prem starts, can’t be caught simping for the enemy

“finally Jesus Christ! why do you have a phone if you don’t answer it woman!!?” Bukayo’s voice carried through your phone speaker the second you answered your phone

“well good morning Bukayo-

“now’s not the time for jokes, have you checked Instagram? Twitter?” he rushed out

“no, i just woke up dude” you say looking around the disheveled room

“well, don’t stress about Tolami, she knows the rumours arn’t true i fixed it up with her” Bukayo said “you might wanna do the same with Jurrien before he ends up posting more damaging things”

“what on earth on you on about?” you ask confused

“you’ll see once you open Instagram” Bukayo said before hanging up

“what the-“ your phone rings almost immediately after

“hello?” you answer your friend

“JURRIEN FUCKING TIMBER?” she yells “YOU’RE FUCKING AN ARSENAL DEFENDER AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?”

your blood runs cold

how the fuck-

“how the hell did you find out?” you ask trying to steady your voice

“that’s your first question?” she asks

“yes actually!” you say, voice slightly raising with your blood pressure

“it’s like all over Twitter, the football gossip pages, Saka and Timber are beefing yada yada yada, blah blah blah-

“wait- Jurrien is beefing with Bukayo? why?” you ask

“girl apparently Saka is tryna get into your pants, there’s pictures of you two leaving a restaurant all over the internet right now” she says

oh shit.

“when did these go live?” you whisper out in a panic

“like last night, around 7” she says blandly “girl anyways is Saliba single?”

“i’ll call you back” you say looking at the bedroom door that was opening

“wait answer my-

you hang up, eyes meeting Jurrien’s as he walks into your shared room. he looks up from the breakfast tray to see you staring at him like you’d seen a ghost

“good morning” he chirps with a smile “or should i say afternoon? you were really knocked out hey, i guess that’s what happens when you get a good reminder of who exactly you belong to huh?”

you swallow

“Ju, i can explain” you whisper

“oh no don’t worry princess, i know exactly what’s going on, Bukayo told me everything” he says eerily calmly

“huh?” you quiz

“yeah, about how he had asked you to help him with the girl aspects of his engagement or proposal and blah blah blah” he lists “but don’t worry i’m not mad at you or Bukayo, you actually gave me a reason to show the world that you’re mine”

“Jurrien, what did you do?” you ask him

“nothing too dramatic” he says reaching over for his phone

he unlocks it, opening his instagram and showing you his latest post which sat on a whopping million likes in an hour, the contents? your jaw sat in hell

“JURRIEN?! A MILLION PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THESE???” you gasp

“and a million people now know, that you are mine. not Saka’s” he says with a lazy smirk “and don’t worry, at least we’re fully clothed, should have seen the ones Quinten talked me out of posting”

“oh i think i’m gonna be sick” you say flopping back into the pillows

“that could be a sign of pregnancy-

“GET OUT” you say throwing a pillow at Jurrien

“i love you too baby” he laughs ducking your attempts

oh there was no talking your way out of these ones.

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jurrientimber all mine❤️

user8 oh…. my goodness…

user2 i wasn’t expecting to see this when i opened my IG

odegaard8 i guess someone wasn’t too happy with the rumors

richycala i feel like i’m in the room with you two….

user1 oh she’s not Saka’s girl she’s Timbers-

user9 i know the rumor starters feel REAL STUPID

tolami_benson 😭😭😭oh my days

user6 mother and father!??

user4 and they look so GOOD together

bukayosaka a simple statement would have done but i guess this is louder…

user3 aura has been infinite fr

w.saliba4 i need bleach for my eyes!

Stolen- Quinten Timber

pairing: Quinten x Jurrien bff!reader

summary: since the encounter in the kitchen, Quinten has never let you know peace and Jurrien is about to catch you

note: no… i wasn’t planning on a second part so if this reads weird it’s because the first part was written by my ovulation brain

“where in the fuck is my other shoe” Jurrien mumbled as he hobbled around his room

“do you mean this one?” you asked walking into his room, an airforce 1 in hand

“i’d die without you” he said taking the shoe

“you’d walk around with left shoes only” you say

“oh ha ha” Jurrien shoots back

“driver is outside” you say leaning against the doorway

“fuck, i’ll fix the shoe in the car” Jurrien curses grabbing his crutches

you watch as he speeds down the stairs and out the front door, yelling out a greeting before closing the door yet the door barely clicks closed before arms encircle your waist and lips find your pulse point

“finally” Quinten mumbles against your neck “now we can finally finish what we started last night”

“couldn’t wait could you horn dog” you say with a breathy laugh

“when you’re walking around the place with my shirt?” Quinten asks “you’re lucky i didn’t take you over the kitchen counter”

Quinten leaves no room for an answer, connecting your lips in a feverish kiss like you both hadn’t been stealing moments behind his brothers back, suddenly needing the toilet at similar times and ending up in the kitchen alone, hell even offering to drive you to fetch Jurrien’s meds at one point

Quinten’s hands are everywhere on your body, the kiss is dizzying, consuming, you feel your back come into contact with the couch as Quinten slots himself between your thighs, hands carresing them as his shirt bunches up around your thighs

“you finally gonna give me a taste?” Quinten says against your lips

“depends” you smirk “how bad do you want it?”

Quinten accepts the challenge with no hesitation, almost ripping his shirt off before diving back into kissing you, this time his hands are exploring higher, reaching your stomach as you gasp when he bites into your bottom lip. You’re so consumed with one another that the sounds of the world don’t register around you besides the wet sounds of your kiss and the breathless moans you share

“i think i left my phone here” Jurrien’s voice rings out

you have no time to react as Jurrien stands there, horrified expression painted on his face as he registers his brother shirtless over his best friend.

“i’m gonna gouge my eyes out” he says simply

“still need your phone?” Quinten asks

“nope!”

you both watch as the door slams shut and Jurrien’s car pulls out.

“well, at least we don’t have to hide anymore” Quinten shrugs

“oh my God i’m gonna die” you say burying your head into your hands

“awe c’mon princess he was bound to find out” Quinten reasons

“not like this!” you exclaim pushing off the couch “fuck i need to speak to Jurrien”

“can you speak to him after i have my taste?” Quinten squints

you shoot him a look

“fine” he says raising his hands in defeat

“put your damn shirt on” you say leaving the room

“you weren’t complaining 5 minutes ago” Quinten yells