Feb 2
So I was curious to know…what are your headcanons about Tifa x yang or Jaune x Cloud?
been waiting FOREVER for someone to ask me to explain myself
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So I was curious to know…what are your headcanons about Tifa x yang or Jaune x Cloud?
been waiting FOREVER for someone to ask me to explain myself
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Mario: Tifa! I didn’t a-know you were Italian!
Tifa *internally*: shit. How did he know about me speaking Italian between Yang’s legs?
Tifa *externally*: I don’t think me making Yang that Carbonara last week counts.
Cloud: He’s talking about a rule 34 video of you and me at the Italian Senate. Not you speaking Italian between Yang’s legs.
Tifa: Oh thank God… wait, what?
[Tifa pulls up to the Rose/Xiao Long house on Fenrir]
Yang- [blushes] M....motorcycle
[Tifa gets off the bike and removes her sunglasses, triggering Yang’s memories of their fight to the death]
Yang  - NOT YOU AGAIN
[Yang pulls Ruby behind her]
Ruby - Yang  !  What’s wrong ?  She looks nice
Yang - She made me  explode Rubes
[Ruby looks confused]
Tifa- Yeah, well you snapped my neck and assaulted my bouncer
Yang- I did you a favor with the bouncer [shrugs] If he let me in, how good could he be
[Tifa doubles over laughing]
Yang- How are you alive anyway ?
Tifa - Phoenix Down. They’re really convenient
Yang- [pouting] What do you  want ?
Tifa - I thought I could take you for that Strawberry Sunrise you wanted [winks]
Yang- [smiles, chuckling awkwardly] Well I could never turn down a Sunrise
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Yang: You don’t get it, Tifa. You’re like… the original waifu. Practically everyone wanted to be with you.
Tifa: And out of everyone in the multiverse, I chose you. You’re my sunshine.
Yang: …
Tifa: Yang, are you crying?
Yang [sobbing]: … No!
Legit: Am I the only one who actually ships Yang and Tifa?
Because like… I can easily see them running into each other after Parent-Teacher night at their kid’s school and just hitting it off from there.
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This is what I get for being one of five Tifa x Yang shippers in existence…
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Tifa: I wonder how heavy the world is.
Yang: It can’t be that heavy.
Lucy: Mama. I swear, if all you do is do the bridal carry, I’m disowning you.
Tifa: That doesn’t apply to me. Up you go. *Carries Yang Bridal-style*
Lucy:Â I wonder if Cloud would adopt me.
Yang:Â You adopted us as your moms. No take-backs!
Oh? Now Tifa has two popular opponents! Sakura from Naruto and Makoto from Persona. If Tifa ever returns, wonder who she’d fight out of the two.
Yang: Better than Chun-Li. But uh… Why Sakura?
Dante: Hell if I know. Maybe because they're both the love interest of the edge lord character?
Cloud: I resent that remark. What about that Makoto girl though? What personality traits does she share with her to justify a matchup?
Yang: I think it might be the contrasts?
Weiss: I just looked it up, it's the weapons. They want a "punch-fest."
Yang: Again? At this rate, she may as well fight Jane Foster. Or Sif.
Cloud: That!… Actually makes sense. Huh.
Tifa: Hey guys! What are you talking about?
Yang: New matchups for you. I tossed Jane Foster or Sif in as a name. But we're looking it up, and some people are tossing around Sakura or Makoto.
Tifa: From Persona? Why? To have another punch fest? May as well do Kale from Dragon Ball Super.
Yang: I'd rather my girlfriend not die to someone who can punch apart a universe… Does anyone hear screaming?
…
Meanwhile, an entire universe away…
Wally: Good grief! And I thought Crona’s Screech attacks were loud!
Grif: WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! BLAKE BLEW OUT MY EARDRUMS!
Alucard: What’s her problem?
Mikasa: Probably something to do with her sensing that the blonde girl called someone other than her her ‘girlfriend.’