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Mario: Tifa! I didn’t a-know you were Italian!
Tifa *internally*: shit. How did he know about me speaking Italian between Yang’s legs?
Tifa *externally*: I don’t think me making Yang that Carbonara last week counts.
Cloud: He’s talking about a rule 34 video of you and me at the Italian Senate. Not you speaking Italian between Yang’s legs.
Tifa: Oh thank God… wait, what?
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Yang: You don’t get it, Tifa. You’re like… the original waifu. Practically everyone wanted to be with you.
Tifa: And out of everyone in the multiverse, I chose you. You’re my sunshine.
Yang: …
Tifa: Yang, are you crying?
Yang [sobbing]: … No!
Some of the gang react to Wiz and Boomstick’s appearance.
Orchid: So the guys that commented on my bust size… look like an overweight hillbilly and a scrawny nerd…
Samus: Did… Did you not get that first one from Boomstick’s constant mention of beer and guns?
Orchid: I expected him to not look so… overweight. He’s got chainsaws and stuff, right?- That takes some muscle.
TJ: Well, don’t sell him too short. The way you’re thinking is that of a bodybuilder’s body type.
Spider-Man (classic): Yeah. I can vouch for that. Kingpin might look like a fat guy, but that’s… That’s mostly muscle.
Flash: What I want to know is why Wizard’s hands look discolored. There’s red where you’d think grey would be, and it’s just… kinda confusing.
Spider-Man (classic): What’s with his shirt, anyways?- It looks like a rock with the recycle symbol surrounding it.
Yang: Oh goddammit. It’s “Rock and Roll.” It’s a pun.
Orchid: I thought you liked puns.
Yang: You say a pun one time, and you never live it down.
Spider-Man (classic): Yeah, I can also vouch on that too.
Flash: On the bright side, fighters who crack jokes are often underestimated. So you could use that to your advantage some time.
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Ryuko: I miss Mako :(
Korra: Huh?
Ryuko: My Mako.
Korra: Oh. Right.
Ryuko: Aren’t you going to say something about your Mako?
Korra: Not really. I was going to say that I miss Asami, but nobody else has an Asami.
Ryuko: Doesn’t that just make your Asami special?
Korra: Oh yeah…
Ryuko:
Korra: I miss Asami.
