#tidalidol

The Agent’s hands trembled lightly and lowered, the upset in Marie’s voice easily reviving the emotions he’d finally managed to push down in order to confront her. He’d tried. He’d tried with all he could manage, and he was lucky to even come out unscathed -- not that he’d consider it luck.

‘I’m sorry.’

It’s all he could manage with shaking hands. He shook his head and closed his eyes, his focus shifting to keeping his breathing leveled. Sei knows he shouldn’t be getting emotional now; if the idol were to need the support, he needs to be able to handle being that support.

But Cod, he couldn’t help but feel ashamed at the mistake he made.

“How’s it like training a new agent by yourself? Bet Cuttlefish had it easier with me. Take it from me, you need to bribe new agents in some way, he used Crabby Cakes with me. They were totally worth saving all of Inkopolis.” 

Welcome, LONAMI GALAMI.

For you, we wish for you to be your perfect self mamma loves u  ☆♪ミ(・・)ミ☆♪.

[06:48] -- fatalisticFortune [FF] began trolling tidalIdol [TI] at 18:48 --

[06:48] FF: We Haven't spoken yet r!gHt?

[06:48] FF: H!.

[06:49] TI: NOPE! i GUESS NOT

[06:49] TI: LUCKY YOU THOUGH! YOU GET TO SPE@K TO ME NOW!

[06:49] TI: (⌒▽⌒)☆

[06:49] TI: iM POP SENS@TiON LON@Mi G@L@Mi! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

-- tidalIdol [TI] began trolling occultPrisoner [OP] at 15:43 --

TI: Hi Hi! JUST @ C@SU@L FRiENDLY @DOR@BLE MESS@GE FROM POP SENS@TiON LON@Mi G@L@Mi!

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: YOUR N@ME LOOKED RE@LLY CUTE @ND MYSTERiOUS SO i DECiDED TO TROLL YOU NEXT

TI: LiKE @ PRiSONER? OF THE OCCULT? SOO COOL!

OP: ((★))WHAT IS A POP SENSATION?

TI: OK TH@TS NOT EVEN @ FUNNY JOKE

TI: WHY DO i @LW@YS REGRET T@LKiNG TO PEOPLE LiKE RiGHT @W@Y

TI: (´∩｀。)

OP: ((★))IT IS NOT A MORTAL JEST. I AM INQUIRING ON A PERFEcTLY HONEST BASIS.

OP: ((★))AND PERHAPS YOU MERELY HAVE A TALENT FOR POOR CHOICE.

OP: ((★))I COULD NOT SAY.

OP: ((★))THIS ONE ASSUMES YOU ARE NOT SPEAKING WITH PURPOSE, HOWEVER.

TI: NO MY CHOiCES @RE THE BEST DUH! HOW ELSE WOULD i BE SO POPUL@R

TI: @ND UM iF YOU DONT KNOW WH@T @ POP SENS@TiON iS WH@T C@N i EVEN S@Y?

TI: 【・ヘ・?】

TI: YOU MUST H@VE @ RE@LLY BORiNG S@D LiFE!

OP: ((★))I POSESS A DEAD TWEEN BOY. SAD? PERHAPS.

OP: ((★))BORING? NOT SO.

TI: WH@@@@@@@@@@?

TI: THiS REMiNDS ME OF @ MOViE i W@S iN!

TI: (i W@S THE @TTR@CTiVE @ND DESiR@BLE D@MSEL iN NOT-DiSTRESS! ☆～（ゝ。∂） )

TI: BUT UM i THiNK YOU H@VE @ LOT OF BR@iN PROBLEMS PROB@BLY @ND iM NOT SUPPOSED TO T@LK TO PEOPLE WiTH BR@iN PROBLEMS

OP: ((★))I AM AWARE OF WHAT CINEMATOGRAPHY IS.

OP: ((★))THOUGH I AM BEGINNING TO SUSPECT WE ARE ALIKE IN THAT REGARD. ALTHOUGH THE BRAIN OF MY HOST IS COMPLETELY SMASHED.

OP: ((★))WHAT IS THE CONDITION OF YOURS?

TI: UM iF YOURE TRYiNG TO TELL ME iM DUMB TOO B@D! YOURE WRONG!

TI: i ME@N MY TUTOR TRiED TO S@Y THE S@ME THiNG BUT i TOLD MY MOM @ND MY MOM @TE HiM @ND i GOT @ NEW ONE

TI: @ND THEN MY MOM S@iD i W@S SUPER SM@RT @ND T@LENTED

TI: @ND i BELiEVE MY MOM

OP: ((★))WHAT IS A MOM?

OP: ((★))OH, WAIT, I HAVE HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FOREMENTIONED MOTHERS.

TI: TH@TS THE ENDE@RiNG WORD i C@LL MY LUSUS! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

OP: ((★))AH, YES, THE ANIMAL GAURDIANS.

OP: ((★))THAT IS A PETICULAR NAME FOR A LUSUS HOWEVER. UNLESS YOU ARE A HUMAN-MORTAL?

TI: UM NO! iM POP iDOL LON@Mi G@L@Mi iM NOT @ SiLLY HUM@N!

TI: EVEN THOUGH iVE T@LKED TO @ LOT

TI: @ND BOTH OF THEM WERE RUDE TO ME!

TI: (´∩｀。)

OP: ((★))IS A "LON@MI G@L@MI" ITS OWN SPECIES OF MORTAL THEN? I HAVE NOT HEARD OF YOUR KIND.

TI: NO STUPiD TH@TS MY N@ME!!

TI: iM @ TROLL! DUH!

OP: ((★))IF YOU ARE TRULY SOMETHING A TROLL SHOULD KNOW PERMIT ME A MOMENT TO CHECK MY HOST'S MEMORIES.

OP: ((★))HE OBSERVED MUCH OF THE TELEVISION. PERHAPS HE WOULD HAVE KNOWN.

TI: OK TH@TS RE@LLY CREEPY @ND i W@NT @N EXPL@N@TiON @S TO WH@T YOU @RE OK

OP: ((★))AS I HAVE TOLD THE LAST SEVERAL MORTALS WHO ASKED, I AM A DEMON.

OP: ((★))MY HOST DIED DURING ENTRY TO THE GAME.

OP: ((★))I PRESENTLY POSESS HIS REMAINS.

TI: OK TH@TS NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO H@PPEN BEC@USE HES @ CHOSEN

TI: @ND CHOSEN DONT DiE

TI: SO H@

TI: C@UGHT YOU LYiNG

TI: (⌒▽⌒)☆

TI: YOU PROB@BLY JUST TOOK OVER HiS POOR POOR HE@D LiKE @ CREEPY ME@NER!

OP: ((★))TELL THAT TO THE METEOR AND THE MULTIPLE BROKEN BONES.

OP: ((★))AND PERHAPS HIM, SHOULD I BE ABLE TO SEEK ANYTHING THAT REMAINS OF HIS EXISTENCE.

TI: OK METEORS @ND BONES DONT EVEN H@VE E@RS SO i C@NT TELL THEM

TI: DUH!

OP: ((★))... NO WAIT HE'D PROBABLY AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT, EVEN THOUGH IT IS CORRECT.

TI: BiOLOGY ☆～（ゝ。∂）

OP: ((★))DO NOT INQUIRE OF HIM.

OP: ((★))...

OP: ((★))ARE YOU COMPLETELY SURE YOUR MIND IS INTACT?

TI: YES UM i JUST S@iD SO DONT YOU H@VE E@RS

TI: OR UH

TI: EYES

TI: BEC@USE YOURE TYPiNG TO ME

TI: UM DO DEMONS TYPE 【・ヘ・?】

TI: OR @RE YOU JUST USiNG THiS POOR KiDS BODY?

OP: ((★))TECHNICALLY I PERSONALLY DO NOT POSESS EYES. MY HOST DOES. I AM UTILIZING WHAT REMAINS OF THEM.

OP: ((★))YOU ARE CORRECT TO SOME EXTENT, I AM TYPING THESE MESSAGES THROUGH MY HOST. MY LEGS WOULD SNAP THIS RECTANGULAR COMMUNICATION DEVICE LIKE A THING THAT SNAPS EASILY.

TI: TH@TS THE WORST MET@PHOR iVE EVER HE@RD iN MY LiFE!

TI: YOU H@VE TO M@KE iT POETiC

TI: HOW @RE YOU GONN@ WRiTE HiT SONGS? i ME@N iF YOURE @ DEMON YOU H@VE @ SUPER COOL EDGY iM@GE @LRE@DY

TI: M@YBE...

TI: HM...

TI: SN@P iT "LiKE @ TOOTHPiCK?"

TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

TI: OR M@YBE...

OP: ((★))... YES. THIS IS ADEQUATE.

TI: W@iT! i H@VE @ BETTER ONE!

OP: ((★))WHAT IS IT?

TI: "LiKE @ SM@LL WiGGLER'S SOFT @ND B@RELY FORMED BONES"

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: TH@T ONE WOULD FiT YOUR iM@GE BETTER, TOO!

OP: ((★))YOU ARE CORRECT. THAT IS A BRILLIANT METAPHOR.

OP: ((★))I SHALL USE IT MORE OFTEN. THANK YOU, SPARKLY MORTAL.

TI: Y@@@@@Y! (⌒▽⌒)☆

TI: @LW@YS GL@D TO HELP, MiSTER DEMON DUDE!

TI: BUT DOES THiS ME@N YOURE GONN@ PL@Y iN PL@CE OF THE PERSON WHO W@S GONN@ PL@Y?

TI: WOW i CONFUSED MYSELF!

TI: 【・ヘ・?】

OP: ((★))OF THAT I AM UNSURE. IF I AM NOT RECONNECTED TO MY HOST, I WILL PERISH.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I DOUBT THAT HE WILL PERMIT ME TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL IF A MEANS IS FOUND TO REVIVE HIM.

OP: ((★))SO PERHAPS YOU WILL PLAY WITH BOTH OF US. I AM UNSURE.

OP: ((★))BUT IT IS MORE LIKELY THAT IF MEANS IS FOUND TO REVIVE HIM YOU WILL SPEAK TO HIM.

TI: HW@@@@@H? BUT YOU SEEM SO COOL!

TI: YOURE THE FiRST NOT COMPLETELY RUDE PERSON iVE T@LKED TO!

TI: EVEN iF YOU @RE @ DEMON

TI: @LSO iM @ CHOSEN @ND @LSO MY LiFESP@NS SUPER LONG SO YOU DONT H@VE TO C@LL ME MORT@L

TI: BEC@USE iTS PRETTY MUCH WRONG!

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

OP: ((★))SO YOU ARE ONE OF THE MER-PERSONS?

OP: ((★))I HAVE HEARD A BIT OF YOUR KIND.

OP: ((★))YOUR LIFESPANS ARE BUT A FRACTION IN COMPARISON TO MY OWN, BUT THAT IS INTERESTING ALL THE SAME.

TI: @H! H@PPY! YOUVE HE@RD OF ME KiND@!

TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

OP: ((★))NOT YOU IN PARTICULAR. JUST YOUR KIND.

TI: UM i S@iD KiND@ FOR @ RE@SON SO

TI: GOTCH@

TI: BUT SPE@KiNG OF KNOWiNG @BOUT ME DOES YOUR POSSESSED PERSON KNOW @NYTHiNG @BOUT ME?

TI: iF NOT HES B@SiC@LLY NOT EVEN WORTH S@ViNG iF YOU @SK ME

TI: (´∩｀。)

OP: ((★))ALLOW ME TO CHECK.

OP: ((★))HE... HAS AN AWARENESS OF YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE TELEVISION OFTEN.

TI: (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~ Y@Y!

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, YOUR MOVIES "SUCK ASS".

TI: HW@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@H???

TI: Σ(゜ロ゜;)

OP: ((★))IF IT IS ANY CONSOLATION HE DID NOT THINK YOUR SINGING WAS TERRIBLE.

OP: ((★))YOUR LYRICS WERE BETTER THAN MOST.

OP: ((★))SUB-PAR, IF YOU WILL.

TI: ＼(＠O＠)／ i DONT EVEN C@RE i C@NT BELiEVE HE THiNKS TH@T!

TI: EVERYONE WHO M@TTERS LOVES MY MOViES!

[04:21] OP: ((★))WERE YOU PERHAPS IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY?

OP: ((★))I HEARD THE MERPEOPLE OFTEN ARE.

TI: ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ iM THE HEiRESS!!! TO MY ENTiRE R@CE!!!

TI: ER

TI: i W@S

TI: NOW i DONT H@VE @ R@CE TO RULE

TI: CURRENT EVENTS! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

OP: ((★))...

OP: ((★))I MAY HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU.

TI: WH@T?

TI: 【・ヘ・?】

OP: ((★))HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THE LESSER CREATURES MAY HAVE BEEN GROVELING IN THEIR OWN WAY?

OP: ((★))AND MAY HAVE THOUGHT OTHERWISE BEHIND CLOSED DOORS?

OP: ((★))SUCH IS OFT THE NATURE OF MORTALS.

OP: ((★))I KNOW OF MY HOST'S THOUGHTS ONLY BECAUSE I AM LINKED DIRECTLY TO HIS EVERY THOUGHT PROCESS.

OP: ((★))BUT CAN YOU CLAIM THE SAME OF EVERY ONE OF YOUR FORMER SUBJECTS?

TI: HW@@@? NO! iM RE@LLY T@LENTED @ND BE@UTiFUL TH@TS @ F@CT!

TI: PEOPLE @RE JUST DUMB @ND WRONG iF THEY DONT LiKE MY STUFF!

TI: (´∩｀。)

TI: @ND iF WERE VOTiNG TO SOMEHOW REViVE @ DE@D KiD (UM? iMPOSSiBLE!) THEN i VOTE NO

TI: BEC@USE HES RE@LLY RUDE

OP: ((★))SUIT YOURSELF. HOWEVER, YOU WILL LIKELY FACE DANGERS FAR MORE POTENT WITH THE LOSS OF MY ASSISTANCE.

OP: ((★))YOU CLAIM TO BE THE HEIRESS, YES?

TI: NO!!! i DONT W@NT YOU TO GO @W@Y

TI: BEC@USE i BET YOUD LiKE MY MUSiC @ND MOViES

TI: @LSO YOU H@VE @ CUTE ST@R @ND T@LK iN C@PS

TI: @ND iM FOR CUTE ST@RS @ND C@PS

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: @ND UM iTS NOT @ CL@iM iTS @ F@CT!

OP: ((★))THE STAR WAS ORIGINALLY UTILIZED BY MY HOST. I SIMPLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO REMOVE IT.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HIM. IT IS ASTONISHING THAT I AM NOT DEAD MYSELF.

OP: ((★))IF HE IS NOT RECOVERED, I TOO SHALL PERISH.

OP: ((★))BUT ON THAT NOTE... WAS THE LEVIATHAN PROTOTYPING YOUR DOING, THEN?

OP: ((★))I HAVE NOTICED A FEW OF THE ENEMIES HAVE BECOME SIGNIFICANTLY MORE... POWERFUL. MORE POWERFUL THAN I CAN DEFEAT IN MY CURRENT STATE.

TI: OH WELL iT SUiTS YOU! YOU SHOULD KEEP THE ST@R ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: @ND i GUESS WE H@VE TO FiND @ W@Y TO RESCUE HiM THEN! EVEN THOUGH HES DE@D

TI: i DONT GET THiS! 【・ヘ・?】

TI: @ND iF YOU ME@N MY MOM, YE@H! SHE W@S PUT iNTO TH@T FL@SHY THiNG @ND NOW SHES @ SUPER CUTE iDOL SPRiTE!

TI: BUT ENEMiES?? i H@VENT GONE OUTSiDE YET

TI: THERE @RE ENEMiES? @ND MY MOMS ONE FOR YOU?

OP: ((★))CORRECT.

OP: ((★))I HAVE SEEN ENEMIES BEARING TRAITS OF MY HOST'S SPRITE AS WELL.

OP: ((★))I BELIEVE THEY HAVE BEEN ALTERED BY THOSE CHOICES.

TI: HW@@?? BUT MY MOMS SUPER STRONG @ND STUFF!

TI: SHOOT!

TI: TH@TS NO GOOD!

TI: (´∩｀。)

OP: ((★))EXACTLY.

OP: ((★))FOR NOW, I WOULD SUGGEST AVOIDING ENEMIES WHO SEEM REMENICIENT OF YOUR "MOM".

OP: ((★))I WOULD DOUBT SENTIMENT WOULD ALLOW YOU TO FIGHT THEM ON A CLEAN CONSCIOUS ANYWAY.

TI: NO iF MY MOM @TT@CKED ME iD @TT@CK B@CK! i ME@N i LOVE HER TO BiTS @ND SHES THE BEST BUT iM NOT @ LOWBLOOD OR SOMETHiNG!

TI: iM NOT GONN@ LET SOMETHiNG W@LK @LL OVER ME!

OP: ((★))EXERCISE CAUTION EITHER WAY.

OP: ((★))IT WOULD NOT BE AN EASY BATTLE.

TI: N@TUR@LLY! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: i @CT FOR THE BEST iN @LL SiTU@TiONS!

TI: THOUGH M@YBE iT WOULDVE BEEN BETTER TO NOT PROTOTYPE MY MOM

TI: SO M@YBE NOT TH@T ONE iTTY BiTTY SiTU@TiON!

OP: ((★))YES THAT WAS INCREDIBLY UNWISE IN HINDSIGHT.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I SUPPOSE WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO IMPROVE OURSELVES.

TI: YES! iTS iNCENTiVE TO M@KE US STRONGER!

TI: SO iN @ W@Y MY DECiSiON W@S GOOD @NYW@Y!

TI: i GUESS TH@TS JUST HOW GRE@T iT iS TO BE ME!

TI: H@PPY! (⌒▽⌒)☆

OP: ((★))IF YOU SAY SO.

TI: Y@Y! YOURE THE FiRST PERSON WHOS RE@LiZED HOW GRE@T MY OPiNON iS!

TI: ♪(┌・。・)┌

OP: ((★))AND YOU WERE POPULAR?

TI: i ME@NT SiNCE ENTERiNG THiS G@ME! DUH!

OP: ((★))HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH MANY OTHERS?

TI: ONLY TWO OTHERS

TI: (´∩｀。)

TI: i STiLL H@VENT LEFT MY HiVE YET! i JUST FiGURED i SHOULD S@Y SOMETHiNG TO SOMEONE ELSE

TI: i THiNK i W@S THE L@ST ONE WHO GOT iN? WE S@VED THE BEST FOR L@ST!

TI: (⌒▽⌒)☆

OP: ((★))THAT IS LIKELY BECAUSE THE REST OF THE TROLLS WOULD HAVE PERISHED OTHERWISE.

OP: ((★))BUT I WOULD SUGGEST SPEAKING TO OTHERS. PERHAPS YOU CAN GATHER A BETTER IDEA OF THE SITUATION.

TI: WELL MY POiNT STiLL ST@NDS OK!

OP: ((★))IF YOU ARE AS POPULAR AS YOU CLAIM, PERHAPS THEY WILL BE OF ASSISTANCE.

TI: YES! YOU H@VE RE@LLY GOOD @DViCE DEMON GUY!

TI: (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

TI: iS iT OK TH@T i C@LL YOU TH@T?

TI: DEMON GUY?

OP: ((★))THAT IS FINE.

TI: OK GOOD! BEC@USE i W@S GONN@ C@LL YOU TH@T @NYW@Y

OP: ((★))I ASSUMED SUCH.

TI: @ND DEMON-RiN DOESNT RE@LLY FiT YOUR EDGY DEMON-Y THiNG

TI: i DONT THiNK

TI: (´∩｀。)

OP: ((★))WHY THE SUFFIX?

TI: iTS @DOR@BLE! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: @ND iM C@LLED LON@-RiN SO iT SHOWS @ CONNECTiON TO ME

TI: WHiCH M@KES YOU BETTER!

TI: BUT iLL M@KE @N EXCEPTiON FOR YOU

OP: ((★))I SEE. SO IT IS A CLIQUE THING.

TI: UH? SURE! (⌒▽⌒)☆

OP: ((★))I HAVE HEARD MUCH OF THESE FROM THE TELEVISION.

OP: ((★))PLEASE DO NOT PUSH ANYONE IN FRONT OF A BUS.

TI: HW@H?? @HH HOW EMB@RR@SSiNG! TH@T W@S ONLY iN ONE MOViE OK?

TI: @ND MY CH@R@CTER DiDNT EVEN RE@LLY PUSH HER OK!

TI: (´∩｀。)

OP: ((★))IF YOU SAY SO.

TI: DONT SL@NDER K@DE@-RiN! SHES GRE@T @ND @LSO @TTR@CTiVE

TI: (BEC@USE i PL@Y HER ☆～（ゝ。∂） )

TI: BUT M@YBE SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS @ W@Y TO M@KE YOUR POOPY HOSTY KiD NOT DE@D @ND GROSS @ND M@NGLED @NYMORE?

TI: iM SORRY BUT i SURE DONT! i COULD @SK @ROUND @ND COMP@RE NOTES WiTH YOU

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

OP: ((★))I HAVE INQUIRED ABOUT. ONE OF THE SPRITES SPOKE OF KISSING THE CORPSE. I FIND THE IDEA JUST AS REPULSIVE AS ANY SANE MORTAL WOULD, I ASSUME.

TI: KiSSiNG @ DE@D BODY???

TI: EEWWWW! iD TOT@LLY SiNG @BOUT iT BUT DO iT???

TI: (´∩｀。)

OP: ((★))I AM NONE TO KEEN ON SECONDHAND "AFFECTIONATE" GESTURES TOWARDS A MORTAL MYSELF.

OP: ((★))HOPEFULLY WHEN A TRIBUTE IS FOUND IT CAN BE DONE SWIFTLY SO AS TO ASSURE MINIMAL SCARRING FOR THE INVOLVED PARTIES.

TI: YE@H SORRY BUT iM NOT @BOUT TO LOSE MY LiP ViRGiNiTY TO SOME DE@D KiD BODY!

TI: SO SOMEONE ELSE iS GONN@ H@VE TO T@KE ONE FOR THE TE@M

TI: (⌒▽⌒)☆

OP: ((★))WHAT IS LIP VIRGINITY?

OP: ((★))I HAVE HEARD OF VIRGINS BEING SACRIFICED.

OP: ((★))BUT NOT PARTICULARLY FOR SUCH A PURPOSE.

TI: iTS @ PURE W@Y OF S@YiNG TH@T iVE NEVER KiSSED @NYONE BEFORE!

TI: @ND NO ONES GETTiNG S@CRiFiCED OK THE F@CT TH@T YOUR HOST DiED JUST PROVES HOW DUMB @ND @WFUL HE iS

TI: @LONG WiTH HiM NOT LiKiNG MY MOViES

TI: @ND C@LLiNG MY MUSiC SUB P@R

TI: WH@TEVER TH@T ME@NS

TI: BEC@USE CHOSEN @RENT SUPPOSED TO DiE!

OP: ((★))WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN WHY I AM STILL PRESENT. WERE IT NOT POSSIBLE TO REVIVE HIM SOMEHOW, I TOO WOULD BE DEAD, I ASSUME.

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I WOULD SUGGEST NOT INSULTING MY HOST OVERMUCH.

OP: ((★))BY DOING SO, YOU OFFEND ME BY EXTENSION.

TI: EEEK! i DONT ME@N TO (´∩｀。)

TI: i BET YOU WOULD LiKE MY MOViES RiGHT?

OP: ((★))I DO NOT MIND YOUR MORTAL PROGRAMMING.

TI: Y@Y!

OP: ((★))IT IS A PLEASANT DIVERSION.

TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

TI: SEE? YOURE NOT B@D!

TI: BUT YOURE KiND@ SORT@ SEPER@TE SO i DONT ME@N YOU OK

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

OP: ((★))I AM AWARE. BUT I WOULD REQUEST YOU NOT DO IT IN MY PRESENCE.

OP: ((★))ONLY I AM PERMITTED TO "RAG" ON MY HOST.

OP: ((★))HE IS MY HOST.

OP: ((★))YOU WILL NOT DO SO UNLESS I GIVE YOU PERMISSION.

TI: ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ HW@H! YOURE NO FUN!

TI: M@YBE i DONT LiKE YOU @S MUCH @S i THOUGHT i DiD!

OP: ((★))THAT MIGHT BE PREFERABLE.

TI: WH@T THE HECK DO YOU ME@N BY TH@T?

TI: @RE YOU S@YiNG YOU DONT LiKE ME?

TI: (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

OP: ((★))NOT IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE RUDE.

OP: ((★))I ALREADY HAVE MY QUOTA FOR RUDE MORTAL FILLED.

OP: ((★))I DO NOT HAVE ANY GREAT PREFERENCE FOR ANY OF YOU ANYWAY.

TI: i W@SNT BEiNG RUDE! i W@S JUST EXPRESSiNG MY OPiNiON! NOT LiKiNG MY THiNGS iS RE@LLY RUDE @ND HURTS MY FEELiNGS @ND HES LUCKY i H@VENT TOLD MY MOM YET

TI: (´∩｀。)

TI: @ND HW@@@@@H! i THOUGHT WE WERE FRiENDS!

OP: ((★))I DOUBT THAT WOULD MATTER OVERMUCH. YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT IS ALREADY DEAD.

OP: ((★))ON THIS PLANE, ANYWAY.

OP: ((★))FRIEND IS A MORTAL TERM. I SEEK INFORMATION, AND WILL GIVE INFORMATION IN RETURN.

OP: ((★))THAT IS THE EXTENT OF MY INTEREST IN YOUR PARTY.

TI: WELL MY MOMS KiND LiVES WHERE @ LOT OF DE@D THiNGS GO SO i THiNK iTS @ GOOD THRE@T

OP: ((★))YOUR MOM IS ALSO ABSURDLY POWERFUL AND YOU WOULD LIKELY END UP DOING THIS GAME ALONE.

TI: @ND WH@? NO! WE COULD BE RE@LLY GOOD FRiENDS!

OP: ((★))WITH NO FANS.

OP: ((★))DID YOU DESIRE THAT?

TI: HW@@@@H! OF COURSE NOT!

TI: i LOVE MY F@NS! i LiE TO THEM @ND S@Y iD BE NOTHiNG WiTHOUT THEM

TI: BUT WiTHOUT THEM iD STiLL BE BE@UTiFUL @ND T@LENTED SO

TI: BUT iN @LL HONESTY iM NOT OUT TO KiLL @NYONE OK i JUST DONT W@NT PEOPLE BEiNG RUDE TO ME!

OP: ((★))YOU COULD ATTEMPT NOT BEING RUDE TO THEM.

TI: iM NOT OK iM VERY SWEET @ND KiND!

TI: (⌒▽⌒)☆

OP: ((★))I SUPPOSE THAT WILL TAKE SOME ADJUSTING TO; BEING AT THE TOP AND THEN BEING BROUGHT TO THE SAME LEVEL AS YOUR LOWEST SUBJECTS MUST BE JARRING.

OP: ((★))IF YOU ARE AS YOU CLAIM IT SHOULD NOT BE AS DIFFICULT THEN.

TI: GOOD! TH@TS GOOD!

TI: BUT OK iM M@KiNG @ TO DO LiST OF STUFF TH@T WE H@VE TO DO @S @ TE@M

TI: SEE??? i DO C@RE!

TI: OK SO:

OP: ((★))HOWEVER, THREATENING TO RE-KILL A FIVE SWEEP OLD BOY AT THE RISK OF THE REST OF YOUR COMRADES DOES NOT DO MUCH FOR YOUR CLAIMS.

OP: ((★))THAT SAID, CONTINUE.

TI: OK i W@S @BOUT TO BE HELPFUL @ND TH@T W@S UNC@LLED FOR @ND @LSO i WOULDNT REKiLL HiM iD JUST @SK MY MOM TO COMPLETELY GET RiD OF HiS SOUL iTS DiFFERENT

TI: BUT OK!!!

TI: SO WE H@VE TO FiGURE OUT WH@T WERE DOiNG LiKE TH@TS RE@LLY iMPORT@NT

TI: i THiNK TH@T DEFiNiTELY T@KES NUMBER 1

OP: ((★))YOU DON'T SAY.

TI: i H@VE GOOD iNTUiTiON ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: OK! BUT TH@T MiGHT T@KE @ WHiLE BEC@USE THiS DOESNT LOOK STR@iGHTFORW@RD @T @LL

TI: SO iN THE ME@NTiME WE H@VE TO M@KE SOMEONE KiSS YOUR POSSESSED BODY @LL BETTER

TI: SO WE H@VE @LL OF THE CHOSEN RE@DY TO GO!

TI: @LSO i M@DE @ SONG @ND i W@S HOPiNG TO DO @ MUSiC ViDEO SO i H@VE TO WORK TH@T iN SOMEWHERE

TI: @@@@ND... TH@TS @LL iVE GOT SO F@R

TI: (´∩｀。)

OP: ((★))IT IS A START. REVIVAL IS ALSO A PRIORITY OF MINE.

TI: @ND UH WERE LiKE BEST FRiENDS NOW SO M@YBE iLL PULL STRiNGS @ND M@KE TH@T NUMBER ONE

[05:42] TI: JUST @ LiTTLE BiT OF @LTRUiSM FROM YOURS TRULY ☆～（ゝ。∂）

OP: ((★))THAT WOULD BE APPRECIATED. THANK YOU.

OP: ((★))IN RETURN I WILL VOLUNTEER MY USELESS HOST IN ORDER TO HELP WITH THE OTHER THINGS.

OP: ((★))REGARDLESS IF HE APPRECIATES IT OR NOT.

TI: Y@Y! iF YOU THiNK OF @NY COOL MUSiC ViDEO iDE@S LET ME KNOW BEC@USE iM @T @ LOSS

TI: i M@DE @N @NTi-DRUG SONG BEC@USE ONE OF THE HUM@NS LiKES DRUGS iNSTE@D OF HUGS

TI: SO TH@TS THE THEME

OP: ((★))WHAT COMPRISES A MUSIC VIDEO EXACTLY?

OP: ((★))ASIDE FROM MUSIC.

TI: MY UPBE@T SONGS @ND CUTE OUTFiTS @ND SOMETiMES @ BiT OF @CTiNG iF YOURE FEELiNG D@NGEROUS

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: THE MORE CONFUSiNG iM@GERY THE BETTER!

TI: iT M@KES THE CRiTiCS SWOON

OP: ((★))FASCINATING.

OP: ((★))I CAN SEE WHY THE UPPER CRUST EMPLOYS SUCH THINGS.

OP: ((★))DO YOU ALSO UTILIZE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING?

TI: MY @GENTS PUT TH@T iN FOR ME (´∩｀。)

TI: i DONT RE@LLY LiKE iT BEC@USE iT M@KES MY iM@GE @ LOT LESS BETTER i THiNK!

TI: iT W@S @LL P@NTHEON STUFF THOUGH @ND iT M@DE MY MUSiC ViDEOS CREEPiER SO TH@T W@S @LL RiGHT i GUESS

OP: ((★))INTERESTING.

TI: BUT iF YOU W@NT YOU C@N PL@Y PRETEND MY @GENT @ND SUGGEST SOME!

TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

OP: ((★))I AM AWARE YOU DISLIKE IT, BUT IS THERE A WAY IT COULD BE USED TO INSTILL A DESIRE TO BE COMPETENT INTO THE MINDS OF THIS LOT?

OP: ((★))PERHAPS THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL.

TI: M@YBE! i THiNK iT COULD WORK

TI: @ND iTS @LRE@DY M@DE TO GET THiS KiD TO STOP DOiNG DRUGS

TI: SO iTS iNTENT iS TO iNFLUENCE iN THE FiRST PL@CE

OP: ((★))SO JUST AN EXTRA NUDGE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

TI: THE MORE iNFLUENCE THE BETTER!

TI: YE@H!!! (⌒▽⌒)☆

OP: ((★))TO BE USEFUL TO ALL AUDIENCES.

TI: WiDESPRE@D @PPE@L iS THE BEST @PPE@L!

TI: BUT i THiNK WH@T iM GONN@ DO NOW iS TROLL THE PERSON WiTH THE NEXT BEST H@NDLE

OP: ((★))EXACTLY. NOW YOU'VE GOT IT.

TI: @ND M@YBE GET THEM TO REViVE YOU

TI: SEE? iM SUCH @ GOOD FRiEND! ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

OP: ((★))THANK YOU. THAT WOULD BE MOST HELPFUL.

OP: ((★))AND VERY FRIEND-LIKE.

OP: ((★))I THINK.

TI: iT iS! i WOULD KNOW BEC@USE iM SUCH @ GOOD FRiEND

TI: (๑╹っ╹๑)

OP: ((★))YOU SEEM TO POSESS THE POTENTIAL FOR FRIENDLY ACTIONS.

OP: ((★))REGARDLESS, I SHOULD LIKELY DEPART. ONE OF THE IMPS REMINICENT OF YOUR MOM IS APPROACHING.

OP: ((★))GOODBYE

TI: OK i KNOW TH@T THiS iS GONN@ BE SUPER DUPER DiFFiCULT FOR YOU!

TI: BUT iTS TOT@LLY @-OK! POP SENS@TiON LON@Mi G@L@Mi iS HERE TO M@KE iT @LLLLLL BETTER

TI: DONT YOU WORRY ONE EENSEY BEENSEY BiT!

CC: Who, now?

TI: DONT PL@Y SiLLY WiLLY G@MES WiTH ME! EVEN iF YOURE SC@RED OUT OF YOUR MiND @ND FE@RiNG YOUR OWN DE@TH NO ONE WOULD FORGET WHO i @M!

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: BUT iTS @LL RiGHT! i FORGiVE YOU

CC: I can't forget who you are because I do not know who you are.

TI: UH YES YOU DO!

TI: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?

CC: Simple:

CC: I've never heard of you.

CC: There you go.

CC: It's not a difficult concept to grasp.

TI: OK TH@T DOESNT EVEN M@KE SENSE!!! DO YOU LiVE UNDER @ ROCK OR SOMETHiNG??

CC: Yes. I am also a pink starfish.

TI: WH@@@?? GOSH NO WONDER YOU H@VENT HE@RD OF ME!

TI: HOW S@D FOR YOU!

CC: Yes, indeed. Quite sad.

TI: i GUESS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THE WORLDS ON FiRE @T @LL!

TI: (´∩｀。)

TI: iM @CTU@LLY SORT OF S@D GOSH!

CC: No. Do explain, oh glorious pop star.

TI: @H YOU C@TCH ON SO QUiCKLY! HOW @BSOLUTELY POSiTiVELY DE@R OF YOU!

CC: Danke, I try.

TI: HEE HEE! iS TH@T SOME FUNNY ST@RFiSHiSM? YOU KNOW iVE MET @ TON OF ST@RFiSH @ND NOT @ SiNGLE ONE H@S T@LKED TO ME!

TI: OR USED @ COMPUTER RE@LLY

TI: iS THiS SOME SORT OF RUDE PR@NK?

TI: HOW COULD YOU EVER THiNK TO LiE TO ME?

TI: (*´；ェ；`*)

CC: To test how gullible you are.

CC: Results: pretty gullible.

TI: HEY!!!

TI: TH@TS RUDE @ND YOU SHOULDNT DO iT EVER @G@iN

TI: YOURE GONN@ M@KE ME CRY!

CC: Ehehehe.

TI: i HOPE YOU FEEL B@D!!!

TI: DONT JUST SiT THERE L@UGHiNG!!!

TI: OUR WORLDS ON FiRE YOU BiG DUMB-DUMB!

TI: @ND iM HERE TO HELP YOU COME TO TERMS WiTH YOUR EVENTU@L DEFiNiTE DE@TH

TI: SO iN @ W@Y iM TRYiNG TO HELP!

TI: SO YOU SHOULD BE GR@TEFUL!

TI: (¬､¬)

CC: Does it really matter if you help me come to terms with death if everyone is going to die anyway?

CC: There will be no more beings to reflect on that fact that it happened.

CC: Sounds kind of pointless.

TI: UH NO!!! BEC@USE NOT EVERYONES GONN@ DiE STUPiD

TI: DONT YOU RE@D YOUR SCRiPTURE?

TI: i ME@N i SURE DONT BUT TH@TS BESiDE THE POiNT

CC: It kind of is the point, but go on.

CC: Who isn't dying? You strongly implied that I sure am.

TI: UH DUH MY M@ S@iD TH@T iM NOT GONN@ DiE SO iM NOT THERES RE@LLY NOTHiNG DEEPER TH@N TH@T

TI: SO i KNOW iM NOT

TI: @ND YOU? YOURE JUST SOME F@KE F@KE ST@RFiSH W@NN@BE

TI: WHOS SUPER RUDE TO ME!

TI: (´∩｀。)

CC: Entschuldigung.

TI: UM? BLESS YOU?

TI: 【・ヘ・?】

TI: C@N YOU SNEEZE OVER THE COMPUTER?

CC: No.

CC: That was an apology.

CC: But I guess it went over your head!

TI: OH OK! iLL H@VE TO T@KE YOUR WORD FOR iT!

TI: WELL YE@H iT W@S @ BUNCH@ MUMBO JUMBO!

TI: LiKE iF i JUST WENT LiKE

TI: DiiJFOiDOFEEWiTUGH!

TI: @ND EXPECTED YOU TO UNDERST@ND ME TH@T WOULD BE PRETTY RUDE!

CC: Are you an American or something.

CC: I have dealt with too many Americans today.

TI: UH NO?? i DONT EVEN KNOW WH@T TH@T iS SO i HOPE TH@T iTS @ GOOD THiNG!

CC: And by too many I mean one.

TI: OH THEN i GUESS iT iSNT

TI: OOPS! WELL iM NOT ONE OF THOSE THiNGS SO YOURE iN LUCK!

CC: Well, you certainly seem to show every sign of being American.

CC: 1) Pop star

CC: 2) whiny

CC: 3) ignorant of other cultures

TI: UM OK THERE @RE @ TON OF iSSUES WiTH WH@T YOU JUST S@iD!!!

TI: 1) iM @N iDOL OK iT LOOKS LiKE...

TI: ...

TI: YOURE

TI: THE iGNOR@NT ONE!

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: "BUT iTS TOT@LLY @-OK! POP SENS@TiON LON@Mi G@L@Mi iS HERE TO M@KE iT @LLLLLL BETTER"

TI: UH TH@TS @ POP SENS@TiON NOT @ POP ST@R!

TI: LiKE i USED @ WHOLE DiFFERENT WORD

CC: Oh for fuck's sake.

CC: How can you not have heard of Americans, though. They practically run the world.

TI: UH i DONT KNOW WH@T YOURE T@LKiNG @BOUT BEC@USE i RUN THE WORLD!

TI: WELL ER NOT ME YET OR EVER WiTH THiS WHOLE WORLD DESTROYiNG THiNG BUT!

CC: Yet another sign of being American

TI: i W@S TOT@LLY GONN@!

TI: iS TH@T LiKE @ NEW iNSULT OR SOMETHiNG?

TI: BEC@USE iF iT iS STOP C@LLiNG ME TH@T iTS ME@N!!!

CC: I would love to think it is an insult.

CC: Let's make that a new slang word for every obnoxious person ever:

CC: Americans.

CC: Are you at least white?

TI: OK! iTLL BE OUR SECRET FOR @S LONG @S iT T@KES FOR YOU TO DiE!

TI: NO OFFENCE!

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: i H@VE NO CLUE WH@T YOU ME@N BY TH@T EiTHER JEEZ!

TI: @M i WHiTE UH NO?!?!

CC: What race are you, then?

TI: iF YOURE @SKiNG WH@T R@CES i RUN, i DO TRi@L@THONS @ND @LSO CH@RiTY RUNS!

TI: BEC@USE UH ONCE @G@iN: iM NiCE!

CC: Ach.

CC: No, what ethnicity are you.

TI: UM?

TI: 【・ヘ・?】

TI: SE@DWELLER? iS TH@T WH@T YOURE @SKiNG?

TI: i THOUGHT TH@T W@S OBViOUS

CC: Do you mean an islander?

TI: NO? i DONT LiVE ON @N iSL@ND SiLLY BiLLY!

TI: WH@T THE HECK @RE YOU THEN?

TI: BEC@USE i RE@LLY DONT KNOW WH@T YOU ME@N @ND M@YBE iF YOU TOLD ME WH@T YOU WERE

TI: iD KNOW WH@T YOU WERE LOOKiNG FOR

TI: SEE? iM SUPER SM@RT TOO1

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: Doubt it.

CC: I'm German.

TI: i JUST PROVED i @M SO GOTCH@! YOURE WRONG!

TI: @ND GOSH WH@T THE HECK iS TH@T?

TI: W@@@@@@@@!

CC: If you don't know what an American is then Germans are beyonf your understanding.

CC: (beyond*)

TI: i GUESS GERM@NS MUST BE! BUT iF i C@NT UNDERST@ND THEN iT PROB@BLY iSNT iMPORT@NT!

TI: @H! NO OFFENCE!

CC: You've hurt my feelings, Lonami.

-- cannibalComplex [CC] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT  --

TI: NO i S@iD NO OFFENCE!!! YOURE NOT @LLOWED TO BE OFFENDED!

TI: TH@TS HOW THiS WORKS OK?

CC: It's cool. I wasn't really offended.

-- cannibalComplex [CC] changed their mood to PRANKY  --

TI: YOU NEED TO STOP WiTH THESE PR@NKS @T THESE CRUCi@L TiMES!

TI: YOURE GONN@ DiE iN LiKE T-??? MiNUTES OK!

TI: i LE@RNED TH@T LiNGO FROM @ MOViE i W@S iN

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: *claps for you*

CC: Alright, so did you come here to help me with that? Or not?

TI: TH@NKS! @CTiNG C@N BE H@RD WORK1

TI: YE@H! i W@S GONN@ LiKE HOLD YOUR H@ND BUT OVER THE iNTERNET

TI: @ND S@Y LOOK iTS OK WE @LL H@VE TO DiE SOME OF US JUST DiE SOONER TH@N OTHERS!

CC: Okay. Why me?

TI: UH WELL BEC@USE YOURE NOT ME!

TI: @ND i KNOW iM GONN@ LiVE LOOK i TOLD YOU THiS!

CC: But why come to console me of all people in the universe?

TI: @ND i ME@N ONLY @ TiNY @MOUNT OF PEOPLE GET TO LiVE BEC@USE P@NTHEON STUFF i THiNK? i ONLY KNOW RELiGiON @S F@R @S MY LUSUS TOLD ME

TI: UH BEC@USE YOU WERE ON MY TROLLi@N @ND YOUR N@ME W@S BLiNKiNG @ LiTTLE F@STER TH@N THE OTHER PERSON WHO W@S ONLiNE

TI: @LL MY OTHER CONT@CTS WERE DELETED! THE @POC@LYPSE iS SO CRUEL!

TI: (´∩｀。)

CC: So tell me this, Lonami:

CC: Why do you think that's the case?

CC: Think hard about this.

TI: BEC@USE THE UNiVERSE iS SUPER ME@N?

TI: @ND DOESNT W@NT ME T@LKiNG TO PEOPLE WHOLL @PPRECi@TE ME??

TI: W@@@@@@@@H!

CC: Excellent deduction.

TI: TH@NKS! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: Aside from the fact that it's completely wrong.

TI: WH@T? i THOUGHT iT SOUNDED RiGHT

TI: .・゜゜・（／。＼）・゜゜・．

CC: It's the end of the world right?

CC: Don't you think there's some significance to me and you only being able to talk to each other?

TI: WELL i COULD T@LK TO THE OTHER PERSON iF i RE@LLY W@NTED TO! BUT DiVERTiNG MY @TTENTiON LiKE TH@T C@N BE SUPER TOUGH

TI: BUT UH M@YBE? iS iT LiKE F@TE OR SOMETHiNG?

TI: TH@TS KiND OF COOL! iM DESTiNED TO COMFORT YOU!

TI: (;*△*☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: Nein nein nein!

TI: HW@@@H? THEN WH@T @RE YOU GETTiNG @T?

TI: STOP BEiNG ME@N @ND JUST TELL ME!

CC: Do you really want me to tell you?

CC: High-and-mighty idol, Lonami?

TI: UH YES i JUST S@iD SO C@N YOU RE@D?

CC: Are you sure?

CC: Are you really, really sure?

TI: YES! iM EVER SO SURE iM SUPER DUPER SURE i COULD NOT BE MORE SURE OF @NYTHiNG ELSE!

TI: EXCEPT M@YBE...

TI: ...MY GOOD LOOKS @ND T@LENT!

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: Wunderbar.

CC: You see how a certain FATED game has installed itself on your computer?

CC: I am assuming it has.

CC: Well due to FATE it seems you are FATED to help me escape doomsday with that game!

TI: WELL OK @ G@ME TOT@LLY DiD @ND i S@W iT BUT M@YBE iT W@S @ ViRUS iM NOT VERY GOOD WiTH COMPUTERS

TI: BUT i DONT TRUST @NYTHiNG TH@T COMES UP WiTHOUT ME TELLiNG iT TO!

TI: @ND UH M@YBE BUT? i CLiCKED THE G@ME @ND PRESSED SERVER BEC@USE iT W@S THE FiRST ONE TO POP UP @ND NOW iM CONFUSED

TI: iT W@NTS @ CLiENT PL@YER?? SO i JUST LEFT iT UP @ND DECiDED TH@T iTS TOO COMPLiC@TED

TI: i DONT EVEN PL@Y G@MES OK!

CC: Well that's reassuring to hear.

CC: Not.

CC: I'm your client player! And I'm very sure that this isn't a virus.

TI: OK i DiDNT @SK FOR THiS THiS iSNT F@iR! WH@T iF i DiDNT W@NT @ ST@RFiSH GERM@N PL@YiNG @ G@ME WiTH ME HUH?

TI: (´∩｀。)

TI: BUT OK iLL PL@Y BEC@USE iTS KiND OF HOT iN THiS ROOM @ND iM ST@RTiNG TO GET KiND@ SC@RED

TI: BUT JUST @ LiTTLE

CC: Oh, pull your socks up, you'll be fine.

CC: Here, I'll boot up my game right now.

CC: DAS BOOT it up! Ahaha.

TI: UM i DiDNT GET YOUR JOKE SO STOP L@UGHiNG

TI: iT W@SNT FUNNY

CC: Just forget that I said anything.

TI: GL@DLY!

TI: ER

TI: i ME@N TH@T NiCELY

TI: YE@H ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: Are you implying that you've been acting mean.

TI: NO! NOT @T @LL! iTS JUST iT SOUNDS @ LiTTLE RUDE TO JUST FORGET SOMETHiNG TH@T SOMEONE S@iD YOU KNOW?

TI: OK BUT i BOOT THiS UP @ND i H@VE NO CLUE HOW TO CONNECT iT TO YOU BUT iLL DO MY BEST!

CC: Don't hurt yourself.

CC: ;)

TI: UM OK BUT ONLY iF YOU PROMiSE NOT TO BE RUDE

CC: You bet.

CC: So can you see me?

TI: OK iM PRESSiNG ENTER! i HOPE MY GRUBTOP DOESNT EXPLODE

CC: Not yet, then.

TI: @ND WHO@ WHO@ WHO@ UH

TI: iM RE@LLY CONFUSED @M i LOOKiNG @T YOU?

CC: There you go.

TI: @M i SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKiNG @T YOU?

TI: UH

CC: That's me.

CC: Yes.

TI: ER RE@LLY?

CC: Yes, hello.

CC: See me waving.

CC: So friendly.

TI: @H!

TI: TH@TS KiND@ CUTE!

TI: Hi LiTTLE CC!

TI: BUT UH i ME@N i GUESS i SHOULDVE GUESSED BUT NOW i KNOW

TI: YOURE NOT @ TROLL @RE YOU?

TI: i SHOULDVE KNOWN ONCE YOU DiDNT KNOW WHO i W@S!

CC: Ahh, and the truth comes out.

CC: So you're one of those aliens.

TI: EHH? NO, TH@TS YOU! YOURE THE @LiEN!

CC: We're both aliens, technically.

TI: i REFUSE TO BE L@BELED @S @LiEN! iT SOUNDS GROSS

TI: :O

TI: (i thought th@t w@s @ censor fuck)

CC: (it ok friend)

TI: BUT UM

TI: @RE @LL GERM@NS THiS MESSY? @ND GROSS?

CC: Hey!

TI: WELL LiKE!

TI: NOT YOU!

TI: YOUR ROOM!

CC: No.

TI: SORRY i S@iD TH@T RE@LLY POORLY!

CC: I haven't had a chance to clean up recently.

CC: You should be ashamed.

TI: NO iM DONE @POLOGiZiNG TO YOU YOURE JUST ME@N @BOUT iT!

CC: Ehehehe.

TI: LON@Mi G@L@MiS PUTTiNG HER FOOT DOWN!

TI: BUT YOU SHOULD PiCK UP YOUR CLOTHES!

TI: @ND PROB@BLY W@SH THEM THEY LOOK YUCKY

TI: OH W@iT UNLESS YOURE TOO POOR TO W@SH THEM

TI: DO YOU W@SH THEM?

CC: Ach, I don't have time for this.

TI: OH NO DiD i JUST S@Y SOMETHiNG ME@N?

CC: You can move them away if you want.

CC: I can't do it as fast as you can.

CC: Then again, you said you don't play games.

CC: Okay, don't touch anything for a minute.

CC: I will move these clothes aside.

CC: Are you happy.

CC: Because I'd like to get a move on, if possible.

TI: OH! TH@NKS TH@T W@S RE@LLY SWEET OF YOU

TI: @ND YES OK! iLL HURRY UP SO W@iT YOU MOVED SOME STUFF

TI: @ND i H@VE @LL THESE BUTTONS UP HERE

TI: UM OK? i ME@N i DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THEM BUT i GUESS iF i JUST PRESS EVERYTHiNG iLL FiGURE iT OUT

CC: Great idea.

CC: But here's what you should try to do:

CC: There are some machines you need to deploy. Deploy them.

TI: YOU C@N JUST S@Y PUT iN YOUR ROOM BEC@USE TH@T F@NCY WORD iSNT NEEDED OK?

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: i THiNK i FOUND ONE LET ME CLiCK iT

TI: OH SHOOT i @CTU@LLY H@VE TO PUT iT DOWN UHHH

TI: UHHHMMMM!!!!

TI: 【・ヘ・?】

TI: WHERE DO i PUT iT JUST HERE?

CC: Just put it anywhere.

TI: ON THiS SiLLY CUTE LUMPY THiNG?

TI: WiTH CUTE LiTTLE THROW PiLLOWS ON iT?

CC: No!

TI: iT LOOKS LiKE @ GOOD PL@CE!

TI: OH

TI: OOPS

TI: SORRY CC (´∩｀。)

CC: Ach ach ach ach ach ach.

TI: OK THERE @RE TWO MORE iLL TRY TO FiND BETTER PL@CES

TI: PROMiSE! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: Please just put them ON THE FLOOR if possible!

CC: Look at all this wood.

TI: iLL TRY MY BEST! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: iTS SORT OF PRiMiTiVE!

CC: It's classic.

TI: W@iT OH GOSH i C@N LOOK @ROUND YOUR WHOLE ENTiRE HiVE!

TI: SUPER DUPER!

CC: Yeah, cool.

TI: iTS... @ LOT BiGGER TH@N i EXPECTED? LiKE iTS NOT @S BiG @S MiNE BUT TH@TS TO BE EXPECTED

TI: M@YBE i C@N PUT SOME OF THE THiNGS @ROUND HERE?

TI: SO iTS NOT iN TH@T ROOM YOURE iN? WOULD TH@T BE BETTER?

CC: That would be lovely.

CC: Hurry a little, if you can.

TI: OK! YE@H OK iM HURRYiNG

TI: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ND THERE! WHEW i GOT THiS SECOND WEiRDO LOOKiNG ONE

TI: i PUT iT iN THE BiG ROOM LiKE iN THE MiDDLE i THiNK M@YBE?

TI: @ND LET ME PUT iTS FRiEND MR. PL@TFORMY LOOKiNG DOOD@D NEXT TO iT!

TI: THERE! WHEW!

TI: ;;(@ @ @);;

TI: THiS iS EXH@USTiNG!

CC: You are clicking a mouse.

CC: Don't strain yourself.

TI: UH i H@VE @ SLiM GRUBTOP @ND iM USiNG @ TR@CKP@D SO H@!

TI: YOU DONT KNOW MY LiFE!

CC: Entschuldigung

TI: BUT OK @LL THESE LiTTLE THiNGiES @RE OUT @ND iN THE OPEN @ND THEY LOOK RE@LLY MYSTERiOUS UH

TI: iS TH@T THE JUMBLE YOU USE FOR YOUR @POLOGY?

TI: i THiNK iT iS! i REMEMBERED ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: *claps*

CC: Lucky you, I just helped my other new chum do this a minute ago, so I can tell you we need to open the cruxtruder.

TI: UHM? WHiCH ONE iS TH@T 【・ヘ・?】

CC: The one with a lid.

CC: The lid that I'm going to open right now.

TI: OH! THE G@ME TOLD ME WHEN i PiCKED THEM UP i SHOULDVE KNOWN

TI: WHOOPS!

TI: (⌒▽⌒)☆

TI: @ND OK ER GOOD LUCK WiTH TH@T

CC: Right.

TI: iT LOOKS KiND OF H@RD TO OPEN BY iTSELF

CC: Yah, I'm not having much luck here.

CC: BB made it look so easy.

CC: Ach.

TI: TH@TS OK! LON@Mi G@L@Mi iS HERE TO HELP!

TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

TI: LUCKY YOU!

CC: Lucky lucky.

TI: OK UHM WOW THiS FOOD iTEM LOOKS PRETTY ROCK SOLiD

TI: i DONT KNOW iF iTS SOLiD ENOUGH TO BRE@K SOMETHiNG OPEN BUT i THiNK iLL THROW iT @T iT @NYW@Y

CC: We'll just have to see, now won't we?

TI: YUP!

TI: ER OK TH@T DiDNT WORK SORRY! BUT iTS OK i H@VE @ B@CKUP PL@N

TI: YOUR REFRiGER@TOR LOOKS SUPER HE@VY SO i THiNK iLL JUST USE TH@T iNSTE@D OK?

TI: (⌒▽⌒)☆

TI: LET ME GO GET TH@T

CC: Hey hey hey!

TI: UNLESS YOU H@VE @ BETTER iDE@ DONT YELL @T ME OK?

TI: RUDE!

TI: @@@@@ND HERE iT iS! iLL TRY TO @iM iT SO i DONT BRE@K @NYTHiNG iMPORT@NT

TI: WOO!

TI: LOOK iTS BUSTED OPEN!

TI: iT WORKED! NOW YOU GOTT@ USE @ JUMBLE TH@T ME@NS TH@NK YOU OR ELSE iLL BE VERY UPSET!

CC: Uh. Danke.

TI: WHO@@ iTS FL@SHiNG MORE TH@N YOUR N@ME ON THE TROLLi@N LiST! (@ @ @)

CC: Pretty crazy.

TI: @ND YES! THOUGH TH@TS NOT RE@LLY @ BiG JUMBLE SO YOU SHOULD M@KE UP @ BETTER ONE FOR TH@NK YOU

TI: JUST SOME @DViCE!

TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

CC: Okay, I'll just put that on my to-do list.

TI: Y@Y!

TI: OK SO OBViOUSLY iT W@NTS SOMETHiNG WH@T DO i DO NOW?

TI: C@N i GET LiKE @ BRE@K OR SOMETHiNG THiS iS VERY HiGH PRESSURE!

CC: We need to put something around here in it.

CC: That's what BB did, I believe.

TI: @NYTHiNG???

CC: Nothing impractical.

CC: Can I trust you with that task?

TI: OF COURSE, CC-RiN!

TI: TH@TS WH@T iM C@LLiNG YOU JUST NOW OK?

TI: YOU C@N TRUST ME WiTH @NYTHiNG! (⌒▽⌒)☆

CC: Of course.

TI: iT LOOKS PRETTY USEFUL TO ME!

TI: @ND NOT DUMB

TI: SO iTS @ LOT LiKE ME BEC@USE iM NOT DUMB EiTHER! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: Okay, maybe you could run this by me first so I can check?

TI: LET ME DR@G iT ON iN!

TI: SEE LOOK iT LOOKS NiCE!

TI: @CTU@LLY i H@TE TO BE RUDE BUT i DONT C@RE WH@T YOU THiNK @BOUT THiS iM PUTTiNG THiS THiNGiE iN

CC: Hold up hold up.

TI: WH@@@@@T?

TI: (´∩｀。)

CC: Where did it go what are you putting in.

TI: THiS CUTE LiTTLE B@RREL THiNG!

TI: LOOK iTS RiGHT HERE!

TI: LOOK GERM@N!

TI: LOOK!

CC: Was is das.

CC: Did you pick up.

TI: UM TH@T DOESNT M@KE SENSE SO iM GONN@ iGNORE iT!

TI: UH YE@H iM HOLDiNG iT!

TI: WiTH MY LiTTLE MOUSE THiNGiE

CC: A beer keg.

TI: i GUESS!

TI: iT LOOKS USEFUL iTS GOiNG iN!

CC: That's, um.

TI: WHO@ TH@T M@DE @ WHOLE LOTT@ NOiSE!

TI: DiD YOU S@Y SOMETHiNG ELSE H@D TO GO iN iT?

CC: Well, uh.

CC: Here how about I pick the next thing.

TI: OK! i GUESS TH@TS ONLY F@iR

TI: C@N i PUT iT iN THOUGH?

TI: TH@T P@RT W@S FUN

TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

CC: I doubt I could stop you if I tried!

CC: Do me a favor and get the skull in my room?

TI: OH UH THiS LiTTLE THiNG RiGHT HERE?

TI: iM SOOOOO GL@D TH@T THiS iSNT MY @CTU@L H@ND i DONT W@NN@ TOUCH THiS!

CC: It's just bones.

TI: BUT iTS STiLL EW

TI: (´∩｀。)

TI: iM GONN@ JUST CHUCK iT iN @ND GET iT OVER WiTH

TI: BYE CREEPY SKULL!

CC: Ach.

TI: @ND OH

TI: OH MY UHM

TI: WH@T EX@CTLY iS TH@T, CC-RiN?

TI: iS TH@T SUPPOSED TO H@PPEN? TH@T THiNG LOOKS SORT@ SC@RY

CC: That's exactly what's supposed to happen. I think.

CC: We can just ignore that.

CC: If it leaves me alone, ach.

CC: Shoo, shoo.

TI: OK LETS JUST KEEP GOiNG

TI: iM GONN@ THROW THiS CH@iR @T iT TO KEEP iT @W@Y

TI: SELF DEFENSE CL@SSES! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: @LW@YS iMPORT@NT TO T@KE

CC: Stop throwing things! You're beind a screen, you're fine.

TI: iM PROTECTiNG YOU!!! YOU SHOULD BE GR@TEFUL

CC: So very grateful.

CC: Give me the pre-punched card, please!

CC: We don't have a lot of time.

TI: @HH!

TI: THiS iS SO SC@RY

TI: OK UM

CC: Calm down!

TI: WH@T EX@CTLY iS TH@T?

TI: (๑╹っ╹๑)

TI: W@iT OK i GOT iT

TI: NEVERMiND i H@D TO PRESS THE @RROW THiNG

TI: HERE YOU GO CC-RiN!

CC: Danke.

TI: YOU STiLL H@VE TO FiX TH@T ONE! BUT WERE UNDER PRESSURE SO iLL LET iT SLiDE FOR NOW

TI: (⌒▽⌒)☆

CC: You've just about helped all you can. I'm going to work this... Lathe.

TI: EHH? iF YOURE TELLiNG ME TO L@THER MY H@iR, i L@THER RiNSE @ND REPE@T EVERY TiME i SHOWER! SO NO REMiNDERS NEEDED

TI: BUT OK! GOOD LUCK i GUESS? iM @LW@YS HERE TO HELP SO LET ME KNOW! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: This is how it works, I believe...

TI: DO i H@VE TO DO THiS iN THE FUTURE TOO? @LL BY MYSELF?

TI: (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

CC: Yes.

CC: You should study. You're going to have to do this soon.

CC: Very soon.

TI: ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ

TI: i H@TE STUDYiNG! i NEVER H@D TO STUDY FOR MY SCHOOL @ND i W@S @T THE TOP OF MY CL@SS @NYW@Y!

TI: iLL P@SSiVELY W@TCH @ND HOPE FOR THE BEST

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: Whatever. it's your life on the line, pal.

TI: HW@@@@@@H! HOW CRUEL!

TI: @RE YOU DONE YET?

CC: I'm putting the totem in the Alchemiter.

CC: ...

TI: ٩(×̯×)۶

CC: Hm.

CC: Shoes are not was I was expecting.

CC: A fine challenge.

TI: THiS G@ME GiVES YOU @ P@iR OF SHOES FOR PL@YiNG?

TI: HOW NiCE!

TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

CC: BB broke the item he recieved.

CC: Do I have to break in these shoes?

TI: WELL YOU COULD BRE@K THEM iN?

TI: @ND WE@R THEM @ LOT!

TI: TH@T W@Y THEYRE MORE COMFORT@BLE!

TI: (⌒▽⌒)☆

CC: Do you really think I should put them on?

TI: SURE!

CC: That seems to simple...

CC: (*too)

TI: BUT iT COULD TOT@LLY WORK? i ME@N WH@T ELSE @RE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WiTH SHOES?

CC: They don't look like my size.

TI: @ND YOURE SUPPOSED TO BRE@K THEM?

TI: (✖╭╮✖)

TI: M@YBE YOU COULD STiCK THEM iN @ MiCROW@VE! TH@T BRE@KS EVERYTHiNG

TI: DOES YOUR R@CE H@VE MiCROW@VES?

CC: Nope.

CC: Never heard of them.

CC: ;)

TI: @H! i GUESS NOT THEN

CC: ;) ;) ;)

TI: HOW S@D! TH@T WOULDVE BEEN E@SY!

TI: STOP WiNKiNG @T ME iTS WEiRD!

CC: Ach. You're so thick.

TI: EEEK! @M NOT! MY FiGURES SLiM @ND WELL M@iNT@iNED!

CC: *headdesks*

TI: OK TH@TS STUPiD BEC@USE YOU DiDNT EVEN SL@M YOUR HE@D ON YOUR DESK

CC: It's a figure of speech. Would you like me to slam my face into my phone.

TI: iF iTLL M@KE YOU FEEL BETTER @BOUT BEiNG @ Li@R!

CC: :|

CC: You know what.

CC: I might as well just put these on.

TI: W@LK @ROUND FOR @ BiT!

TI: DO YOU H@VE @NY @CiD @ROUND? iT MiGHT HELP

CC: Why? Do you think we should get high?

TI: HUH? NO! GiVE HUGS, NOT DRUGS!

CC: Ehehe.

TI: LiKE THE BURNY STUFF!

CC: Yes, I know what you meant.

CC: I don't have acid.

TI: HW@@@H!

CC: Here I'm doing the thing.

CC: ...

CC: Did something happen?

CC: Something should happen.

CC: If it worked.

TI: WHO@ UH

CC: Oh?

TI: i THiNK SOMETHiNG H@PPENED? BUT i C@NT KNOW FOR CERT@iN

TI: LET ME LOOK OUTSiDE YOUR HiVE RE@LLY QUiCKLY

TI: UM

TI: iTS LiKE

TI: SUPER BRiGHT @ND BURSTiNG WiTH @ BUNCH@ LiKE

TI: UM

TI: SP@RKY STUFF

CC: Well that's new.

TI: ELECTRiCiTY!!! iS THiS WH@T YOUR PL@NET LOOKS LiKE?

TI: OK i GUESS NOT

TI: UM

TI: i HOPE TH@TS SUPPOSED TO H@PPEN BEC@USE

TI: iT LOOKS iMPORT@NT!

TI: YOU MiGHT W@NN@ T@KE @ LOOK

TI: JUST @ HELPFUL HiNT FROM YOURS TRULY!

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

CC: It looks, um.

CC: Wow.

TI: iT HURTS MY OCUL@R RECEPTORS! W@@@@@@H!

TI: (´∩｀。)

CC: Don't look, then.

CC: Maybe you should go work on not dying while I go check this development out.

TI: OH!! YE@H SHOOTiE! i NEED TO DO THiS NOW DONT i?

TI: @ND THE OTHER PERSON WiLL HELP ME RiGHT?

TI: PLE@SE BE RiGHT

CC: Bingo.

TI: MY HiVE iS RE@LLY HOT RiGHT NOW OK (´∩｀。)

CC: There aren't any meteors coming here so I'm pretty sure I'm safe, at least.

TI: TH@TS @LL i NEED TO KNOW! GOOD LUCK CC-RiN!

TI: FiND @ P@iR OF SUNGL@SSES iF YOU C@N

CC: Will do.

TI: HELPFUL @DViCE FROM LON@-RiN!

TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆

CC: Danke.

TI: YOURE SUPER DUPER WELCOME!!!!!!!

TI: ☆～（ゝ。∂）

TI: T@LK TO YOU L@TER OK?