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>Rita: Goof off
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> Rita: Answer tidalIdol
TI: OK i KNOW TH@T THiS iS GONN@ BE SUPER DUPER DiFFiCULT FOR YOU!
TI: BUT iTS TOT@LLY @-OK! POP SENS@TiON LON@Mi G@L@Mi iS HERE TO M@KE iTĀ @LLLLLLĀ BETTER
TI: DONT YOU WORRY ONE EENSEY BEENSEY BiT!
CC: Who, now?
TI: DONT PL@Y SiLLY WiLLY G@MES WiTH ME! EVEN iF YOURE SC@RED OUT OF YOUR MiNDĀ @NDĀ FE@RiNG YOUR OWN DE@TH NO ONE WOULD FORGET WHO iĀ @M!
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
TI: BUT iTSĀ @LLĀ RiGHT! i FORGiVE YOU
CC: I can't forget who you are because I do not know who you are.
TI: UH YES YOU DO!
TI: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?
CC: Simple:
CC: I've never heard of you.
CC: There you go.
CC: It's not a difficult concept to grasp.
TI: OK TH@T DOESNT EVEN M@KE SENSE!!! DO YOU LiVE UNDER @ ROCK OR SOMETHiNG??
CC: Yes. I am also a pink starfish.
TI: WH@@@?? GOSH NO WONDER YOU H@VENT HE@RD OF ME!
TI: HOW S@D FOR YOU!
CC: Yes, indeed. Quite sad.
TI: i GUESS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THE WORLDS ON FiREĀ @TĀ @LL!
TI: (Ā“ā©ļ½ć)
TI: iMĀ @CTU@LLY SORT OF S@D GOSH!
CC: No. Do explain, oh glorious pop star.
TI:Ā @HĀ YOU C@TCH ON SO QUiCKLY! HOWĀ @BSOLUTELYĀ POSiTiVELY DE@R OF YOU!
CC: Danke, I try.
TI: HEE HEE! iS TH@T SOME FUNNY ST@RFiSHiSM? YOU KNOW iVE MET @ TON OF ST@RFiSHĀ @NDĀ NOT @ SiNGLE ONE H@S T@LKED TO ME!
TI: OR USED @ COMPUTER RE@LLY
TI: iS THiS SOME SORT OF RUDE PR@NK?
TI: HOW COULD YOU EVER THiNK TO LiE TO ME?
TI: (*Ā“ļ¼ć§ļ¼`*)
CC: To test how gullible you are.
CC: Results: pretty gullible.
TI: HEY!!!
TI: TH@TS RUDEĀ @NDĀ YOU SHOULDNT DO iT EVERĀ @G@iN
TI: YOURE GONN@ M@KE ME CRY!
CC: Ehehehe.
TI: i HOPE YOU FEEL B@D!!!
TI: DONT JUST SiT THERE L@UGHiNG!!!
TI: OUR WORLDS ON FiRE YOU BiG DUMB-DUMB!
TI:Ā @NDĀ iM HERE TO HELP YOU COME TO TERMS WiTH YOUR EVENTU@L DEFiNiTE DE@TH
TI: SO iN @ W@Y iM TRYiNG TO HELP!
TI: SO YOU SHOULD BE GR@TEFUL!
TI: (¬、¬)
CC: Does it really matter if you help me come to terms with death if everyone is going to die anyway?
CC: There will be no more beings to reflect on that fact that it happened.
CC: Sounds kind of pointless.
TI: UH NO!!! BEC@USE NOT EVERYONES GONN@ DiE STUPiD
TI: DONT YOU RE@D YOUR SCRiPTURE?
TI: i ME@N i SURE DONT BUT TH@TS BESiDE THE POiNT
CC: It kind of is the point, but go on.
CC: Who isn't dying? You strongly implied that I sure am.
TI: UH DUH MY M@ S@iD TH@T iM NOT GONN@ DiE SO iM NOT THERES RE@LLY NOTHiNG DEEPER TH@N TH@T
TI: SO i KNOW iM NOT
TI:Ā @NDĀ YOU? YOURE JUST SOME F@KE F@KE ST@RFiSH W@NN@BE
TI: WHOS SUPER RUDE TO ME!
TI: (Ā“ā©ļ½ć)
CC: Entschuldigung.
TI: UM? BLESS YOU?
TI: ćć»ćć»?ć
TI: C@N YOU SNEEZE OVER THE COMPUTER?
CC: No.
CC: That was an apology.
CC: But I guess it went over your head!
TI: OH OK! iLL H@VE TO T@KE YOUR WORD FOR iT!
TI: WELL YE@H iT W@S @ BUNCH@ MUMBO JUMBO!
TI: LiKE iF i JUST WENT LiKE
TI: DiiJFOiDOFEEWiTUGH!
TI:Ā @NDĀ EXPECTED YOU TO UNDERST@ND ME TH@T WOULD BE PRETTY RUDE!
CC: Are you an American or something.
CC: I have dealt with too many Americans today.
TI: UH NO?? i DONT EVEN KNOW WH@T TH@T iS SO i HOPE TH@T iTS @ GOOD THiNG!
CC: And by too many I mean one.
TI: OH THEN i GUESS iT iSNT
TI: OOPS! WELL iM NOT ONE OF THOSE THiNGS SO YOURE iN LUCK!
CC: Well, you certainly seem to show every sign of being American.
CC: 1) Pop star
CC: 2) whiny
CC: 3) ignorant of other cultures
TI: UM OK THEREĀ @REĀ @ TON OF iSSUES WiTH WH@T YOU JUST S@iD!!!
TI: 1) iMĀ @NĀ iDOL OK iT LOOKS LiKE...
TI: ...
TI: YOURE
TI: THE iGNOR@NT ONE!
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: "BUT iTS TOT@LLY @-OK! POP SENS@TiON LON@Mi G@L@Mi iS HERE TO M@KE iTĀ @LLLLLLĀ BETTER"
TI: UH TH@TS @ POP SENS@TiON NOT @ POP ST@R!
TI: LiKE i USED @ WHOLE DiFFERENT WORD
CC: Oh for fuck's sake.
CC: How can you not have heard of Americans, though. They practically run the world.
TI: UH i DONT KNOW WH@T YOURE T@LKiNGĀ @BOUTĀ BEC@USE i RUN THE WORLD!
TI: WELL ER NOT ME YET OR EVER WiTH THiS WHOLE WORLD DESTROYiNG THiNG BUT!
CC: Yet another sign of being American
TI: i W@S TOT@LLY GONN@!
TI: iS TH@T LiKE @ NEW iNSULT OR SOMETHiNG?
TI: BEC@USE iF iT iS STOP C@LLiNG ME TH@T iTS ME@N!!!
CC: I would love to think it is an insult.
CC: Let's make that a new slang word for every obnoxious person ever:
CC: Americans.
CC: Are you at least white?
TI: OK! iTLL BE OUR SECRET FORĀ @SĀ LONGĀ @SĀ iT T@KES FOR YOU TO DiE!
TI: NO OFFENCE!
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
TI: i H@VE NO CLUE WH@T YOU ME@N BY TH@T EiTHER JEEZ!
TI:Ā @MĀ i WHiTE UH NO?!?!
CC: What race are you, then?
TI: iF YOUREĀ @SKiNGĀ WH@T R@CES i RUN, i DO TRi@L@THONSĀ @NDĀ @LSOĀ CH@RiTY RUNS!
TI: BEC@USE UH ONCEĀ @G@iN: iM NiCE!
CC: Ach.
CC: No, what ethnicity are you.
TI: UM?
TI: ćć»ćć»?ć
TI: SE@DWELLER? iS TH@T WH@T YOUREĀ @SKiNG?
TI: i THOUGHT TH@T W@S OBViOUS
CC: Do you mean an islander?
TI: NO? i DONT LiVE ONĀ @NĀ iSL@ND SiLLY BiLLY!
TI: WH@T THE HECKĀ @REĀ YOU THEN?
TI: BEC@USE i RE@LLY DONT KNOW WH@T YOU ME@NĀ @NDĀ M@YBE iF YOU TOLD ME WH@T YOU WERE
TI: iD KNOW WH@T YOU WERE LOOKiNG FOR
TI: SEE? iM SUPER SM@RT TOO1
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: Doubt it.
CC: I'm German.
TI: i JUST PROVED iĀ @MĀ SO GOTCH@! YOURE WRONG!
TI:Ā @NDĀ GOSH WH@T THE HECK iS TH@T?
TI: W@@@@@@@@!
CC: If you don't know what an American is then Germans are beyonf your understanding.
CC: (beyond*)
TI: i GUESS GERM@NS MUST BE! BUT iF i C@NT UNDERST@ND THEN iT PROB@BLY iSNT iMPORT@NT!
TI:Ā @H! NO OFFENCE!
CC: You've hurt my feelings, Lonami.
-- cannibalComplexĀ [CC]Ā changed their mood to DISTRAUGHTĀ Ā --
TI: NO i S@iD NO OFFENCE!!! YOURE NOTĀ @LLOWEDĀ TO BE OFFENDED!
TI: TH@TS HOW THiS WORKS OK?
CC: It's cool. I wasn't really offended.
-- cannibalComplexĀ [CC]Ā changed their mood to PRANKYĀ Ā --
TI: YOU NEED TO STOP WiTH THESE PR@NKSĀ @TĀ THESE CRUCi@L TiMES!
TI: YOURE GONN@ DiE iN LiKE T-??? MiNUTES OK!
TI: i LE@RNED TH@T LiNGO FROM @ MOViE i W@S iN
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: *claps for you*
CC: Alright, so did you come here to help me with that? Or not?
TI: TH@NKS!Ā @CTiNGĀ C@N BE H@RD WORK1
TI: YE@H! i W@S GONN@ LiKE HOLD YOUR H@ND BUT OVER THE iNTERNET
TI:Ā @NDĀ S@Y LOOK iTS OK WEĀ @LLĀ H@VE TO DiE SOME OF US JUST DiE SOONER TH@N OTHERS!
CC: Okay. Why me?
TI: UH WELL BEC@USE YOURE NOT ME!
TI:Ā @NDĀ i KNOW iM GONN@ LiVE LOOK i TOLD YOU THiS!
CC: But why come to console me of all people in the universe?
TI:Ā @NDĀ i ME@N ONLY @ TiNYĀ @MOUNTĀ OF PEOPLE GET TO LiVE BEC@USE P@NTHEON STUFF i THiNK? i ONLY KNOW RELiGiONĀ @SĀ F@RĀ @SĀ MY LUSUS TOLD ME
TI: UH BEC@USE YOU WERE ON MY TROLLi@NĀ @NDĀ YOUR N@ME W@S BLiNKiNG @ LiTTLE F@STER TH@N THE OTHER PERSON WHO W@S ONLiNE
TI:Ā @LLĀ MY OTHER CONT@CTS WERE DELETED! THEĀ @POC@LYPSE iS SO CRUEL!
TI: (Ā“ā©ļ½ć)
CC: So tell me this, Lonami:
CC: Why do you think that's the case?
CC: Think hard about this.
TI: BEC@USE THE UNiVERSE iS SUPER ME@N?
TI:Ā @NDĀ DOESNT W@NT ME T@LKiNG TO PEOPLE WHOLLĀ @PPRECi@TE ME??
TI: W@@@@@@@@H!
CC: Excellent deduction.
TI: TH@NKS! āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: Aside from the fact that it's completely wrong.
TI: WH@T? i THOUGHT iT SOUNDED RiGHT
TI: .ć»ććć»ļ¼ļ¼ćļ¼¼ļ¼ć»ććć»ļ¼
CC: It's the end of the world right?
CC: Don't you think there's some significance to me and you only being able to talk to each other?
TI: WELL i COULD T@LK TO THE OTHER PERSON iF i RE@LLY W@NTED TO! BUT DiVERTiNG MYĀ @TTENTiONĀ LiKE TH@T C@N BE SUPER TOUGH
TI: BUT UH M@YBE? iS iT LiKE F@TE OR SOMETHiNG?
TI: TH@TS KiND OF COOL! iM DESTiNED TO COMFORT YOU!
TI: (;*ā³*āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: Nein nein nein!
TI: HW@@@H? THEN WH@TĀ @REĀ YOU GETTiNGĀ @T?
TI: STOP BEiNG ME@NĀ @NDĀ JUST TELL ME!
CC: Do you really want me to tell you?
CC: High-and-mighty idol, Lonami?
TI: UH YES i JUST S@iD SO C@N YOU RE@D?
CC: Are you sure?
CC: Are you really, really sure?
TI: YES! iM EVER SO SURE iM SUPER DUPER SURE i COULD NOT BE MORE SURE OFĀ @NYTHiNGĀ ELSE!
TI: EXCEPT M@YBE...
TI: ...MY GOOD LOOKSĀ @NDĀ T@LENT!
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: Wunderbar.
CC: You see how a certain FATED game has installed itself on your computer?
CC: I am assuming it has.
CC: Well due to FATE it seems you are FATED to help me escape doomsday with that game!
TI: WELL OK @ G@ME TOT@LLY DiDĀ @NDĀ i S@W iT BUT M@YBE iT W@S @ ViRUS iM NOT VERY GOOD WiTH COMPUTERS
TI: BUT i DONT TRUSTĀ @NYTHiNGĀ TH@T COMES UP WiTHOUT ME TELLiNG iT TO!
TI:Ā @NDĀ UH M@YBE BUT? i CLiCKED THE G@MEĀ @NDĀ PRESSED SERVER BEC@USE iT W@S THE FiRST ONE TO POP UPĀ @NDĀ NOW iM CONFUSED
TI: iT W@NTS @ CLiENT PL@YER?? SO i JUST LEFT iT UPĀ @NDĀ DECiDED TH@T iTS TOO COMPLiC@TED
TI: i DONT EVEN PL@Y G@MES OK!
CC: Well that's reassuring to hear.
CC: Not.
CC: I'm your client player! And I'm very sure that this isn't a virus.
TI: OK i DiDNTĀ @SKĀ FOR THiS THiS iSNT F@iR! WH@T iF i DiDNT W@NT @ ST@RFiSH GERM@N PL@YiNG @ G@ME WiTH ME HUH?
TI: (Ā“ā©ļ½ć)
TI: BUT OK iLL PL@Y BEC@USE iTS KiND OF HOT iN THiS ROOMĀ @NDĀ iM ST@RTiNG TO GET KiND@ SC@RED
TI: BUT JUST @ LiTTLE
CC: Oh, pull your socks up, you'll be fine.
CC: Here, I'll boot up my game right now.
CC: DAS BOOT it up! Ahaha.
TI: UM i DiDNT GET YOUR JOKE SO STOP L@UGHiNG
TI: iT W@SNT FUNNY
CC: Just forget that I said anything.
TI: GL@DLY!
TI: ER
TI: i ME@N TH@T NiCELY
TI: YE@H āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: Are you implying that you've been acting mean.
TI: NO! NOTĀ @TĀ @LL! iTS JUST iT SOUNDS @ LiTTLE RUDE TO JUST FORGET SOMETHiNG TH@T SOMEONE S@iD YOU KNOW?
TI: OK BUT i BOOT THiS UPĀ @NDĀ i H@VE NO CLUE HOW TO CONNECT iT TO YOU BUT iLL DO MY BEST!
CC: Don't hurt yourself.
CC: ;)
TI: UM OK BUT ONLY iF YOU PROMiSE NOT TO BE RUDE
CC: You bet.
CC: So can you see me?
TI: OK iM PRESSiNG ENTER! i HOPE MY GRUBTOP DOESNT EXPLODE
CC: Not yet, then.
TI:Ā @NDĀ WHO@ WHO@ WHO@ UH
TI: iM RE@LLY CONFUSEDĀ @MĀ i LOOKiNGĀ @TĀ YOU?
CC: There you go.
TI:Ā @MĀ i SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKiNGĀ @TĀ YOU?
TI: UH
CC: That's me.
CC: Yes.
TI: ER RE@LLY?
CC: Yes, hello.
CC: See me waving.
CC: So friendly.
TI:Ā @H!
TI: TH@TS KiND@ CUTE!
TI: Hi LiTTLE CC!
TI: BUT UH i ME@N i GUESS i SHOULDVE GUESSED BUT NOW i KNOW
TI: YOURE NOT @ TROLLĀ @REĀ YOU?
TI: i SHOULDVE KNOWN ONCE YOU DiDNT KNOW WHO i W@S!
CC: Ahh, and the truth comes out.
CC: So you're one of those aliens.
TI: EHH? NO, TH@TS YOU! YOURE THEĀ @LiEN!
CC: We're both aliens, technically.
TI: i REFUSE TO BE L@BELEDĀ @SĀ @LiEN! iT SOUNDS GROSS
TI: :O
TI: (i thought th@t w@s @ censor fuck)
CC: (it ok friend)
TI: BUT UM
TI:Ā @REĀ @LLĀ GERM@NS THiS MESSY?Ā @NDĀ GROSS?
CC: Hey!
TI: WELL LiKE!
TI: NOT YOU!
TI: YOUR ROOM!
CC: No.
TI: SORRY i S@iD TH@T RE@LLY POORLY!
CC: I haven't had a chance to clean up recently.
CC: You should be ashamed.
TI: NO iM DONEĀ @POLOGiZiNGĀ TO YOU YOURE JUST ME@NĀ @BOUTĀ iT!
CC: Ehehehe.
TI: LON@Mi G@L@MiS PUTTiNG HER FOOT DOWN!
TI: BUT YOU SHOULD PiCK UP YOUR CLOTHES!
TI:Ā @NDĀ PROB@BLY W@SH THEM THEY LOOK YUCKY
TI: OH W@iT UNLESS YOURE TOO POOR TO W@SH THEM
TI: DO YOU W@SH THEM?
CC: Ach, I don't have time for this.
TI: OH NO DiD i JUST S@Y SOMETHiNG ME@N?
CC: You can move them away if you want.
CC: I can't do it as fast as you can.
CC: Then again, you said you don't play games.
CC: Okay, don't touch anything for a minute.
CC: I will move these clothes aside.
CC: Are you happy.
CC: Because I'd like to get a move on, if possible.
TI: OH! TH@NKS TH@T W@S RE@LLY SWEET OF YOU
TI:Ā @NDĀ YES OK! iLL HURRY UP SO W@iT YOU MOVED SOME STUFF
TI:Ā @NDĀ i H@VEĀ @LLĀ THESE BUTTONS UP HERE
TI: UM OK? i ME@N i DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THEM BUT i GUESS iF i JUST PRESS EVERYTHiNG iLL FiGURE iT OUT
CC: Great idea.
CC: But here's what you should try to do:
CC: There are some machines you need to deploy. Deploy them.
TI: YOU C@N JUST S@Y PUT iN YOUR ROOM BEC@USE TH@T F@NCY WORD iSNT NEEDED OK?
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
TI: i THiNK i FOUND ONE LET ME CLiCK iT
TI: OH SHOOT iĀ @CTU@LLY H@VE TO PUT iT DOWN UHHH
TI: UHHHMMMM!!!!
TI: ćć»ćć»?ć
TI: WHERE DO i PUT iT JUST HERE?
CC: Just put it anywhere.
TI: ON THiS SiLLY CUTE LUMPY THiNG?
TI: WiTH CUTE LiTTLE THROW PiLLOWS ON iT?
CC: No!
TI: iT LOOKS LiKE @ GOOD PL@CE!
TI: OH
TI: OOPS
TI: SORRY CC (Ā“ā©ļ½ć)
CC: Ach ach ach ach ach ach.
TI: OK THEREĀ @REĀ TWO MORE iLL TRY TO FiND BETTER PL@CES
TI: PROMiSE! āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: Please just put them ON THE FLOOR if possible!
CC: Look at all this wood.
TI: iLL TRY MY BEST! āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
TI: iTS SORT OF PRiMiTiVE!
CC: It's classic.
TI: W@iT OH GOSH i C@N LOOKĀ @ROUNDĀ YOUR WHOLE ENTiRE HiVE!
TI: SUPER DUPER!
CC: Yeah, cool.
TI: iTS... @ LOT BiGGER TH@N i EXPECTED? LiKE iTS NOTĀ @SĀ BiGĀ @SĀ MiNE BUT TH@TS TO BE EXPECTED
TI: M@YBE i C@N PUT SOME OF THE THiNGSĀ @ROUNDĀ HERE?
TI: SO iTS NOT iN TH@T ROOM YOURE iN? WOULD TH@T BE BETTER?
CC: That would be lovely.
CC: Hurry a little, if you can.
TI: OK! YE@H OK iM HURRYiNG
TI: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ND THERE! WHEW i GOT THiS SECOND WEiRDO LOOKiNG ONE
TI: i PUT iT iN THE BiG ROOM LiKE iN THE MiDDLE i THiNK M@YBE?
TI:Ā @NDĀ LET ME PUT iTS FRiEND MR. PL@TFORMY LOOKiNG DOOD@D NEXT TO iT!
TI: THERE! WHEW!
TI: ;;(@ @ @);;
TI: THiS iS EXH@USTiNG!
CC: You are clicking a mouse.
CC: Don't strain yourself.
TI: UH i H@VE @ SLiM GRUBTOPĀ @NDĀ iM USiNG @ TR@CKP@D SO H@!
TI: YOU DONT KNOW MY LiFE!
CC: Entschuldigung
TI: BUT OKĀ @LLĀ THESE LiTTLE THiNGiESĀ @REĀ OUTĀ @NDĀ iN THE OPENĀ @NDĀ THEY LOOK RE@LLY MYSTERiOUS UH
TI: iS TH@T THE JUMBLE YOU USE FOR YOURĀ @POLOGY?
TI: i THiNK iT iS! i REMEMBERED āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: *claps*
CC: Lucky you, I just helped my other new chum do this a minute ago, so I can tell you we need to open the cruxtruder.
TI: UHM? WHiCH ONE iS TH@T ćć»ćć»?ć
CC: The one with a lid.
CC: The lid that I'm going to open right now.
TI: OH! THE G@ME TOLD ME WHEN i PiCKED THEM UP i SHOULDVE KNOWN
TI: WHOOPS!
TI: (āā½ā)ā
TI:Ā @NDĀ OK ER GOOD LUCK WiTH TH@T
CC: Right.
TI: iT LOOKS KiND OF H@RD TO OPEN BY iTSELF
CC: Yah, I'm not having much luck here.
CC: BB made it look so easy.
CC: Ach.
TI: TH@TS OK! LON@Mi G@L@Mi iS HERE TO HELP!
TI: ā*dćļ¾ļ½„*\(^O^)/*dćļ¾ļ½„*ā
TI: LUCKY YOU!
CC: Lucky lucky.
TI: OK UHM WOW THiS FOOD iTEM LOOKS PRETTY ROCK SOLiD
TI: i DONT KNOW iF iTS SOLiD ENOUGH TO BRE@K SOMETHiNG OPEN BUT i THiNK iLL THROW iTĀ @TĀ iTĀ @NYW@Y
CC: We'll just have to see, now won't we?
TI: YUP!
TI: ER OK TH@T DiDNT WORK SORRY! BUT iTS OK i H@VE @ B@CKUP PL@N
TI: YOUR REFRiGER@TOR LOOKS SUPER HE@VY SO i THiNK iLL JUST USE TH@T iNSTE@D OK?
TI: (āā½ā)ā
TI: LET ME GO GET TH@T
CC: Hey hey hey!
TI: UNLESS YOU H@VE @ BETTER iDE@ DONT YELLĀ @TĀ ME OK?
TI: RUDE!
TI: @@@@@ND HERE iT iS! iLL TRY TOĀ @iMĀ iT SO i DONT BRE@KĀ @NYTHiNGĀ iMPORT@NT
TI: WOO!
TI: LOOK iTS BUSTED OPEN!
TI: iT WORKED! NOW YOU GOTT@ USE @ JUMBLE TH@T ME@NS TH@NK YOU OR ELSE iLL BE VERY UPSET!
CC: Uh. Danke.
TI: WHO@@ iTS FL@SHiNG MORE TH@N YOUR N@ME ON THE TROLLi@N LiST! (@ @ @)
CC: Pretty crazy.
TI:Ā @NDĀ YES! THOUGH TH@TS NOT RE@LLY @ BiG JUMBLE SO YOU SHOULD M@KE UP @ BETTER ONE FOR TH@NK YOU
TI: JUST SOMEĀ @DViCE!
TI: ā*dćļ¾ļ½„*\(^O^)/*dćļ¾ļ½„*ā
CC: Okay, I'll just put that on my to-do list.
TI: Y@Y!
TI: OK SO OBViOUSLY iT W@NTS SOMETHiNG WH@T DO i DO NOW?
TI: C@N i GET LiKE @ BRE@K OR SOMETHiNG THiS iS VERY HiGH PRESSURE!
CC: We need to put something around here in it.
CC: That's what BB did, I believe.
TI:Ā @NYTHiNG???
CC: Nothing impractical.
CC: Can I trust you with that task?
TI: OF COURSE, CC-RiN!
TI: TH@TS WH@T iM C@LLiNG YOU JUST NOW OK?
TI: YOU C@N TRUST ME WiTHĀ @NYTHiNG! (āā½ā)ā
CC: Of course.
TI: iT LOOKS PRETTY USEFUL TO ME!
TI:Ā @NDĀ NOT DUMB
TI: SO iTS @ LOT LiKE ME BEC@USE iM NOT DUMB EiTHER! āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: Okay, maybe you could run this by me first so I can check?
TI: LET ME DR@G iT ON iN!
TI: SEE LOOK iT LOOKS NiCE!
TI:Ā @CTU@LLY i H@TE TO BE RUDE BUT i DONT C@RE WH@T YOU THiNKĀ @BOUTĀ THiS iM PUTTiNG THiS THiNGiE iN
CC: Hold up hold up.
TI: WH@@@@@T?
TI: (Ā“ā©ļ½ć)
CC: Where did it go what are you putting in.
TI: THiS CUTE LiTTLE B@RREL THiNG!
TI: LOOK iTS RiGHT HERE!
TI: LOOK GERM@N!
TI: LOOK!
CC: Was is das.
CC: Did you pick up.
TI: UM TH@T DOESNT M@KE SENSE SO iM GONN@ iGNORE iT!
TI: UH YE@H iM HOLDiNG iT!
TI: WiTH MY LiTTLE MOUSE THiNGiE
CC: A beer keg.
TI: i GUESS!
TI: iT LOOKS USEFUL iTS GOiNG iN!
CC: That's, um.
TI: WHO@ TH@T M@DE @ WHOLE LOTT@ NOiSE!
TI: DiD YOU S@Y SOMETHiNG ELSE H@D TO GO iN iT?
CC: Well, uh.
CC: Here how about I pick the next thing.
TI: OK! i GUESS TH@TS ONLY F@iR
TI: C@N i PUT iT iN THOUGH?
TI: TH@T P@RT W@S FUN
TI: ā*dćļ¾ļ½„*\(^O^)/*dćļ¾ļ½„*ā
CC: I doubt I could stop you if I tried!
CC: Do me a favor and get the skull in my room?
TI: OH UH THiS LiTTLE THiNG RiGHT HERE?
TI: iM SOOOOO GL@D TH@T THiS iSNT MYĀ @CTU@L H@ND i DONT W@NN@ TOUCH THiS!
CC: It's just bones.
TI: BUT iTS STiLL EW
TI: (Ā“ā©ļ½ć)
TI: iM GONN@ JUST CHUCK iT iNĀ @NDĀ GET iT OVER WiTH
TI: BYE CREEPY SKULL!
CC: Ach.
TI:Ā @NDĀ OH
TI: OH MY UHM
TI: WH@T EX@CTLY iS TH@T, CC-RiN?
TI: iS TH@T SUPPOSED TO H@PPEN? TH@T THiNG LOOKS SORT@ SC@RY
CC: That's exactly what's supposed to happen. I think.
CC: We can just ignore that.
CC: If it leaves me alone, ach.
CC: Shoo, shoo.
TI: OK LETS JUST KEEP GOiNG
TI: iM GONN@ THROW THiS CH@iRĀ @TĀ iT TO KEEP iTĀ @W@Y
TI: SELF DEFENSE CL@SSES! āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
TI:Ā @LW@YS iMPORT@NT TO T@KE
CC: Stop throwing things! You're beind a screen, you're fine.
TI: iM PROTECTiNG YOU!!! YOU SHOULD BE GR@TEFUL
CC: So very grateful.
CC: Give me the pre-punched card, please!
CC: We don't have a lot of time.
TI:Ā @HH!
TI: THiS iS SO SC@RY
TI: OK UM
CC: Calm down!
TI: WH@T EX@CTLY iS TH@T?
TI: (ą¹ā¹ć£ā¹ą¹)
TI: W@iT OK i GOT iT
TI: NEVERMiND i H@D TO PRESS THEĀ @RROWĀ THiNG
TI: HERE YOU GO CC-RiN!
CC: Danke.
TI: YOU STiLL H@VE TO FiX TH@T ONE! BUT WERE UNDER PRESSURE SO iLL LET iT SLiDE FOR NOW
TI: (āā½ā)ā
CC: You've just about helped all you can. I'm going to work this... Lathe.
TI: EHH? iF YOURE TELLiNG ME TO L@THER MY H@iR, i L@THER RiNSEĀ @NDĀ REPE@T EVERY TiME i SHOWER! SO NO REMiNDERS NEEDED
TI: BUT OK! GOOD LUCK i GUESS? iMĀ @LW@YS HERE TO HELP SO LET ME KNOW! āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: This is how it works, I believe...
TI: DO i H@VE TO DO THiS iN THE FUTURE TOO?Ā @LLĀ BY MYSELF?
TI: (ć£ĖĢ©āā®ĖĢ©)ć£
CC: Yes.
CC: You should study. You're going to have to do this soon.
CC: Very soon.
TI: ć½(Ā“ā”ļ½ć)ļ¾
TI: i H@TE STUDYiNG! i NEVER H@D TO STUDY FOR MY SCHOOLĀ @NDĀ i W@SĀ @TĀ THE TOP OF MY CL@SSĀ @NYW@Y!
TI: iLL P@SSiVELY W@TCHĀ @NDĀ HOPE FOR THE BEST
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: Whatever. it's your life on the line, pal.
TI: HW@@@@@@H! HOW CRUEL!
TI:Ā @REĀ YOU DONE YET?
CC: I'm putting the totem in the Alchemiter.
CC: ...
TI: Ł©(ĆĢÆĆ)Ū¶
CC: Hm.
CC: Shoes are not was I was expecting.
CC: A fine challenge.
TI: THiS G@ME GiVES YOU @ P@iR OF SHOES FOR PL@YiNG?
TI: HOW NiCE!
TI: ā*dćļ¾ļ½„*\(^O^)/*dćļ¾ļ½„*ā
CC: BB broke the item he recieved.
CC: Do I have to break in these shoes?
TI: WELL YOU COULD BRE@K THEM iN?
TI:Ā @NDĀ WE@R THEM @ LOT!
TI: TH@T W@Y THEYRE MORE COMFORT@BLE!
TI: (āā½ā)ā
CC: Do you really think I should put them on?
TI: SURE!
CC: That seems to simple...
CC: (*too)
TI: BUT iT COULD TOT@LLY WORK? i ME@N WH@T ELSEĀ @REĀ YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WiTH SHOES?
CC: They don't look like my size.
TI:Ā @NDĀ YOURE SUPPOSED TO BRE@K THEM?
TI: (āāā®ā)
TI: M@YBE YOU COULD STiCK THEM iN @ MiCROW@VE! TH@T BRE@KS EVERYTHiNG
TI: DOES YOUR R@CE H@VE MiCROW@VES?
CC: Nope.
CC: Never heard of them.
CC: ;)
TI:Ā @H! i GUESS NOT THEN
CC: ;) ;) ;)
TI: HOW S@D! TH@T WOULDVE BEEN E@SY!
TI: STOP WiNKiNGĀ @TĀ ME iTS WEiRD!
CC: Ach. You're so thick.
TI: EEEK!Ā @MĀ NOT! MY FiGURES SLiMĀ @NDĀ WELL M@iNT@iNED!
CC: *headdesks*
TI: OK TH@TS STUPiD BEC@USE YOU DiDNT EVEN SL@M YOUR HE@D ON YOUR DESK
CC: It's a figure of speech. Would you like me to slam my face into my phone.
TI: iF iTLL M@KE YOU FEEL BETTERĀ @BOUTĀ BEiNG @ Li@R!
CC: :|
CC: You know what.
CC: I might as well just put these on.
TI: W@LKĀ @ROUNDĀ FOR @ BiT!
TI: DO YOU H@VEĀ @NYĀ @CiDĀ @ROUND? iT MiGHT HELP
CC: Why? Do you think we should get high?
TI: HUH? NO! GiVE HUGS, NOT DRUGS!
CC: Ehehe.
TI: LiKE THE BURNY STUFF!
CC: Yes, I know what you meant.
CC: I don't have acid.
TI: HW@@@H!
CC: Here I'm doing the thing.
CC: ...
CC: Did something happen?
CC: Something should happen.
CC: If it worked.
TI: WHO@ UH
CC: Oh?
TI: i THiNK SOMETHiNG H@PPENED? BUT i C@NT KNOW FOR CERT@iN
TI: LET ME LOOK OUTSiDE YOUR HiVE RE@LLY QUiCKLY
TI: UM
TI: iTS LiKE
TI: SUPER BRiGHTĀ @NDĀ BURSTiNG WiTH @ BUNCH@ LiKE
TI: UM
TI: SP@RKY STUFF
CC: Well that's new.
TI: ELECTRiCiTY!!! iS THiS WH@T YOUR PL@NET LOOKS LiKE?
TI: OK i GUESS NOT
TI: UM
TI: i HOPE TH@TS SUPPOSED TO H@PPEN BEC@USE
TI: iT LOOKS iMPORT@NT!
TI: YOU MiGHT W@NN@ T@KE @ LOOK
TI: JUST @ HELPFUL HiNT FROM YOURS TRULY!
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
CC: It looks, um.
CC: Wow.
TI: iT HURTS MY OCUL@R RECEPTORS! W@@@@@@H!
TI: (Ā“ā©ļ½ć)
CC: Don't look, then.
CC: Maybe you should go work on not dying while I go check this development out.
TI: OH!! YE@H SHOOTiE! i NEED TO DO THiS NOW DONT i?
TI:Ā @NDĀ THE OTHER PERSON WiLL HELP ME RiGHT?
TI: PLE@SE BE RiGHT
CC: Bingo.
TI: MY HiVE iS RE@LLY HOT RiGHT NOW OK (Ā“ā©ļ½ć)
CC: There aren't any meteors coming here so I'm pretty sure I'm safe, at least.
TI: TH@TSĀ @LLĀ i NEED TO KNOW! GOOD LUCK CC-RiN!
TI: FiND @ P@iR OF SUNGL@SSES iF YOU C@N
CC: Will do.
TI: HELPFULĀ @DViCEĀ FROM LON@-RiN!
TI: ā*dćļ¾ļ½„*\(^O^)/*dćļ¾ļ½„*ā
CC: Danke.
TI: YOURE SUPER DUPER WELCOME!!!!!!!
TI: āļ½ļ¼ććāļ¼
TI: T@LK TO YOU L@TER OK?
-- tidalIdol [TI] ceased pestering cannibalComplex [CC] at 00:04 --
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> Be the were-girl
> Rita: Look out window. You have been doing this for about an hour now! It's getting kind of boring, to be honest. Instead, you decide to lie down on your nice comfy mattress. Lovely. > Rita:Ā Go to bed. That's what you've been trying to do, but due to your rudely early awakening you are completely alert. You sit back up, meeting the gaze of a faint, warm light beaming into the room from outdoors.Ā > Rita: Just look out the gosh darned window. Ah, yes, a glow so warm and sunny it could almost be described as the physical manifestation of poetry. Truly, kings and queens will commission fine paintings to recount the glory of thisĀ brilliantĀ aurora. It would be even more glorious if it weren't practically midnight. You can hardly tell how late it is because the entire sky is completely lit, all the way across the horizon. The light is most likely a fire from the meteor that came crashing, quite loudly, by the way, it was very obnoxious, into your neck of the woods this evening. You suspect it was quite a ways away because the fire still has not reached you directly.Ā That's not a very exciting description, but this phenomenon has been explained so many times before to every human being that you hardly need to go start going into detail, much to your dismay. You knew this day would come eventually, though for it to happen in your lifetime is pretty cool. Not that the end of world should be considered "cool", and not that you think it is or anything, but let's leave you alone on that matter for now. You, of course, did a quick check on your phone to confirm the situation. By contrast to how freakishly quiet it is at your house, the internet is blaring with panic. Don't these people think there are more important things to be doing at a time like this than discussing their, very rapidly approaching, imminent demise? Really. > Rita: Shut up, already. Manners.
Mind them, please and thank you. Uh, you mean. Danke und Bitte.
> Rita: Eat some sauerkraut. What do you think, you're in Deutschland? Please. Sadly, there is no such delicacy in the house, and the nearest shopping-mart would already be smoldering at the bottom of a crater by the time you could get to it. No thanks.
That reminds you! Your mentor should have been home by now. He was off in the city on one of his little excursions, and usually he would be home by this hour, but the end of the world may possibly have intervened in that. Ā There's a slight chance. Good riddance, you say, although you're not in any position to talk, since you're about to die any hour now, as well. > Rita: Spend the last of your time wisely. Good plan! Luckily, you happen to be in a vaguely average mood, despite the circumstances, so your finicky MOODRINGMODUS is open to the vaguely average general folder. The blueish folder? Is it supposed to be mellow or content or something? Who knows. Even for a genius like yourself this is some bullshit. You fondlyĀ reminisceĀ on the time this piece of trash was a sleek and efficient FILINGMODUS before it was personally modified by the world's biggest moron of a personalĀ guardian In any case, you release your Android. The best way to end your life would be to go out reflecting on the state of humanity. By which you mean making fun of people. At least the geezer left his fancy computer phone behind, so that as long as you spend your remaining moments snickering at idiots running around like chickens without heads, you can do it in the comfort of your own bed. Hahaha! Hahahahaha. Haha. ==>Ā Unsurprisingly, the chaos seems to have died down. Hundreds of thousands of people are most likely dead by now, and even more simply disconnected from the web. How you're managing to secure wifiĀ access is a mystery. You barely get any time to consider this mystery, though, because you are cut off by some amazingly loud music coming from across the room.Ā ==> You scurry over to your desk. Your computer is completely flipping the fuck out! And what's this on your desktop? A new program? > Rita: Open Sburb
Haha! No way, chump! You are feeling pretty giddy, now, though! This is probably some prank virus installing itself onto your computer, but for now you will entertain the thought that the gods themselves have bestowed upon you aĀ wondrousĀ fate and that you are about to begin the spectacular journey you've spent your whole life dreaming of. You just have nothing else better to do... Really! Hey! Now quit all of this jumping in your chair and get to business.
You need to investigate this matter. And hey, look! There are some people online on your chumroll. Excellent. Two completely random people, but otherwise, excellent. Let's begin some friendly interrogation.
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BB: Awe yeah Hank and Rita
BB: the dynamic duo
CC: Alright, enough, enough!
CC: Stop stop stop!
We got a new smart phone. Old geezer barely knows how to turn it on. Smart.