#through magic

SURPRISE! jumpscares you

It was just shortly after Jack had discovered her newfound womanhood. She was rummaging through everything she could in the Undead Burg to find something that would both fit her and her needs. She couldn’t find anything.

She let out a groan at her inability to find anything. She put both her hands to her face covering out up in an exacerbated manner. She hated this with every fiber if her being.

Suddenly, without warning, a bright flash of light from her body blinded her. She fell to the ground unknowing of what just happened. She suddenly, in her blind state, felt the cloths she had in suddenly change on her. She had no idea.what was happening, she was blind and now her cloths were suddenly changing before her. Finally, she began rubbing her eyes once everything was over. When she looked down she noticed that all of her original clothing was gone, only to be replaced by much more...revealing clothing.

Her eyes shot wide open and she jumped up. She was barely wearing anything. All she had on were a bra, a thong, some leggings that had plenty of holes in them, one long black glove on her left arm that extended past her elbow, a shorter olive glove on her right hand, some olive boots of some kind that barely extended past her ankles, and a lot of olive belts and straps and pouches. Her sword and all her gear was still there, just rearranged. She let out a loud groan at the sight of all this is. Jack was certainly not quiet about the situation. It was terrible. She despised every moment of this damn curse.

She stood up and surprisingly it didn't feel to bad on her. It was EXTREMELY lightweight, even with all the pouches and straps. She moved around and it still felt very comfortable. It made no sense to her. She even pulled out her sword and gave it a few swings. Of course her balance was thrown off do to the new weight and gear but once she got akin to it, she was rather dexterous, even more so than before. In fact she kind of liked the feel of the armor and all that.

I had a dream that these weird (but naturally occurring) space-y things were shooting projectiles at Earth. They kind of looked like those visualizations on Windows Media Player, but cooler. There'd be like this huge firework looking thing in the sky, and it would blast energy toward Earth before fading away; everyone was freaking out.

So of course I saved them with magic.