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some post-destroy jackanda from this AU. I'm not entirely happy with it but I'm tired of fucking around with it so here ya go
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some post-destroy jackanda from this AU. I'm not entirely happy with it but I'm tired of fucking around with it so here ya go
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Jackanda being squidbob coded girl you are going to federal prison.
Does that make TIM Mr Krabs??
Many questions 🥴🤪 who's Shep?
I feel like Miri is more Squidward coded though because he's quite stoic and direct. Jack is more chaotic ykwim?
me at federal prison: omg i can’t believe they made Wentworth in real life
yeah timmy is def mr krabs. greedy men who would sell (or destroy the life of, in timmy’s case) their sister for their goals.
Shep is the surfer guy in the original Spongebob movie who saved sponge and patrick from drying to death. Or Sandy, because of the helmet
and yes Squidward is Miri if she continued working/to be forced to work for cerberus her whole life. Jack is... i have no comparisons for jack. but you know, if the key doesnt fit, then break the door with a chainsaw.
7, 36, 55 & 72
7. Post a snippet from a wip.
Under the cut ;) it's from this fic and it's Jackanda because I am gay.
36. What fic are you proudest of?
Proud is probably not the right word but I like this Jackanda one shot (my take on their *ahem* hookup before the suicide mission)
Also this Clexa fic from forever ago because I feel like despite being written by me it is still a better ending to the 100 (that's a very very very low bar tho)
55. Have you noticed any patterns in your fics? Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?
Not really, I lack self awareness 😔 though historically I do tend to write more plot driven world build-y stuff I think that has changed a little in recent times lol
72. What's your favorite writing compliment you've gotten?
Love it when pretty women tell me my smut gets them wet.
Ok but seriously there was a really nice comment from my beta reader about characterization, which I don't think is my forte at all lol.
Jack's Pragia Mission
I have so much sympathy for this poor woman goddamn. This mission really sucks balls but I am so glad she gets closure and in an alternate universe where ME3 doesn't turn her into a teacher she and Miranda go hunting Pragia people down together pirate style I think.
Also, something i did not notice, Jack is referred to as "Jack" in one of the security logs in Teltin which means she was either given the name by Cerberus or the staff -- at least some of them -- respected her enough to call her that when she'd chosen it for herself? I intend to use this in a fic somehow but not sure how yet.
Just dethawed Jack in ME2 for the like fifth time and I have some thoughts!!!! (<- Rare for me)
Firstly, Miranda is basically smirking over how teeny Jack is, she's also very clearly female ? Despite her name being Jack but I gather this means Miranda was unaware of Jack - at least appearance wise - until they met which is sorta interesting given how nosey Miranda is.
Second, Jack calling Miri 'precious' in her 'welcome to the normandy' scene is just gay adorable. I don't care if it was supposed to be derogatory, they're in love.
Third, I still fucking hate this mission because I remember doing it on insanity for like 3 hours and dying repeatedly but Jack's intro sequence is very badass, only rivaled maybe by Thane's.
Also also also, when you give Jack access to the Cerberus files Miranda just tsk tsk-s at you which is interesting because she was pretty intent on you not having the authorization to do that but she doesn't even really attempt to stop you which leads me to believe she is a believer in you from day 1 but just doesn't want to admit it.
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NSFW timelapse of my Jackanda doodle <3 take her down tumblr!
SMUTTTTTT on MY BLOGG??????
it's more likely than you think
No thoughts. Just domestic Jack and Miranda.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jack | Subject Zero/Miranda Lawson Characters: Jack | Subject Zero, Miranda Lawson Additional Tags: Smut, lol, One Shot, they fuckin in da showers idk, no beta we die like kai leng, This is very train of thought-y, ONE SHOT!!, bottom Jack Nought, Top Miranda Lawson, why not okay it has to happen sometimes!, unrelated to my other jackanda stuff, set in ME2 post Reaper IFF mission, no spoilers for me3 obvi, Pretty vanilla hate sex, wrote this in a day, didn't proof read it, like fishing with a grenade tho lol theres like four people writing this ship atp, fingers crossed for more! Summary:
Shower Sex, it's really straightforward.
