#three-black-cats

shout out to the amazing and talented @three-black-cats who is the co-creator of this AU 

Hermann is a fancy business lawyer who works for Lars. They’re so fancy that Lars regularly charters a plane to fly Hermann and other employees around the European continent. 

Newt works as a flight attendant for the charter and they see each other all the time and of course, they fall in love

But Hermann ends up quitting his job and so he doesn’t fly around on private jets anymore (OH NO) 

Months later they run into each other in an airport and And Newts like “long time no see” and Hermann just blurts out “I work at a nonprofit now” and newts like “what?”

 and Hermann’s just like “you said I could do good and that you didn’t think I was a bad person just because of my work and I wanted to be that person so that’s why I quit my dad’s firm and now I work against companies like my dads. Also, I lost the napkin you gave me with your phone number and I was too embarrassed to ask again so that’s why I never called…”

And Newts still a little wary because his heart was shattered when Hermann just disappeared from the face of the earth but he asks if Hermann wants to get dinner 

And Hermann’s like “I can make dinner for us you can stay at my place you always said how much you hate hotels oh no was that too forward I’m sorry”

And newts like “nah go on be as forward as you want I’m at the point where I was down to have a fling with you in a shitty hotel room so a homecooked meal? We can do whatever you want”

After dinner, they’re making out of the couch but Hermann’s taking it slow and every time Newt gets excited Hermann slows him down and Newt’s like dude if you don’t want to do this we don’t have to

Hermann’s just like “I’m savoring the moment you made it clear it would be a one-time thing so I want to take my time”

And Newt’s like “you would want more than a one-time thing? Like you’d want a thing with…emotions?” Only for Hermann to laugh and say “of course  why would I not?”

Newt gets a little teary-eyed because people don’t usually want all of him, usually just the sexy parts and he’s quiet for a long time until Hermann’s like what happened and Newt’s just like “…this has never happened before I’m trying to figure out how to respond”

And Hermann just kisses him softly and tells him to take all the time in the world Hermann will wait for him

They don’t have sex that night and just cuddle on the couch watching a scary movie (they’re both pretending to be scared just so they can hold each other)

In the morning Hermann drives him to the airport and Newt’s like “I have a few days off coming up maybe I could come stay for a while shit that was too much wasn’t it?”

And Hermann just takes his hand and tells him that he’d like nothing more than to have Newt come stay for as long as he likes

As soon as Newt was out of earshot after dropping him off at the airport Hermann calls Karla and is like “Karla you will not believe the day i’ve had” “it’s seven in the morning what did you meet up with that guy from the charter that you haven’t stopped mooning over since you quite working for dad?” “actually yes” “WHAT?”

first of all, comics!clint >>>>>> movies!clint so jot that down.

i just. Love him. yeah, i like thor and banner/hulk and stuff but clint is. himself.

- doesn’t have powers but has got a wicked aim & some handy martial arts skills (and archery is sick as hell)

- CANONICALLY DEAF!!! CAN I HEAR A WAHOO??? not to mention knows sign language and has canonically spoken to at least one other character using it

- Very Relatable; no powers, not rich, antifa, his blood has been replaced by coffee, no stranger to awkward situations, absurd references, goofball, overall just very Human

- Lucky The Pizza Dog,,, need i say more? 

- along the line of his lack of popularity, he’s an underdog that deserves to be rooted for for all of those above reasons; yeah, the rest of the avengers are cool in their own right but also. technically it wouldn’t fully be the avengers without him, would it? checkmate

5 - how many accounts do you have?:

on here? let’s see... 5 (main, marvel, star trek, tolkien, writing)

15 - what’s a question you get asked constantly?:

idk ‘cause that requires people to ask me things. i mean in ask games i frequently get the favorite movie questions and such i guess

37 - have you ever been called down to the principal’s office?: