He said we would be visited by three spirits.
And then-
*KNOCKING ON DOOR*
Uh oh…
*opens door to see three bottles of spirits. A bottle of rum, tequila and whiskey respectively*
You’re shitting me.

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He said we would be visited by three spirits.
And then-
*KNOCKING ON DOOR*
Uh oh…
*opens door to see three bottles of spirits. A bottle of rum, tequila and whiskey respectively*
You’re shitting me.

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Now, y'all're gonna get visited by three spirits...
them spirits:
God, I love Jacob Marley
I especially the '94 stage musical Jacob Marley and VHSCC Jacob Marleys
They're so different but I love them both
'94 Broadway Marley is terrifying. I was in a staging of it in second grade and his costume was, like bright green? And Link by Link is such an amazing and spooky song?! Little second grade me was spooked in the best way.
And VHSCC Marley? Played by a woman, a bold but great move IMO, especially since the original casting was MEREDITH STEPHIEN IN HER SECOND BEST STARKID PERFORMANCE AFTER JEMILLA, also channeling Annie Lennox? And I love how he actually talks to Scrooge (who is terrified out of his wits) like they're friends and coworkers, because they are? Or were?
Ahhh Link by Link and Three Spirits my beloved
Well, we're officially a few hours into Life Day Eve!
But it's also very late, so I suppose I'd better get to bed.
JUST KIDDING
I just found about 20 extra strings of lights and a few bags of tinsel in my shop. I am about to make this ship absolutely EXPLODE with holiday cheer.
If the hearts of my shipmates don't fill with joy upon waking up to the sparkling spectacle I'm about to create, I will send three spirits to visit them and teach them the true meaning of Life Day.
And by "three spirits," I definitely mean "K8-T3 with a crowbar"

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Jacob, do you need to be so over-the-top and mean to me?
Tonight on twitch I’ll be redesigning the three Christmas spirits!
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