Jul 19, 2020
Tony: i had to learn how to shave from watching “Home Alone”
tim: makes sense its like “die hard” for kids
source: Brooklyn nine nine
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Tony: i had to learn how to shave from watching “Home Alone”
tim: makes sense its like “die hard” for kids
source: Brooklyn nine nine
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