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Amelie, on the phone: Hey, Hailie, do you remember when you told me Santa wasn’t real?

Amelie: Well jokes on you, because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s fucking here.

#jokes on you #do you remember #guess whos fucking here #haha you thought #try me bitch #incorrectquotes #memes #haha #lmao #bromance #bromeos4life #bromeos

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Hailie: Wanna see a trick?

Breann: The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back.

#oop #there go her eyebrows #wanna see a trick #haha you thought #whos knows what is going to happen this time #incorrectquotes #memes #haha #lmao

Hailie: (props feet on table) So, I heard you like bad boys.

Amelie: What? No?

Hailie: (immediately takes feet off table) Oh thank God, that felt horrible.

#i heard you like bad boys #no way #oh thank god #yea no that was fake news #we may look like bad boys #but we aint fo sho #aahhhh #that was horrible #incorrectquotes #memes #haha #lmao #bromance #bromeos4life #bromeos

Amelie: I lost Hailie!

Julia: You lost Hailie?!

Amelie: Give me a break. She’s like two inches tall.

#im not that short #insulting #two inches #my ass #stfu #whyd you lose me #hmm #give me a break #memes #haha #lmao #incorrectquotes #bromance #bromeos4life #bromeos

Amelie: (mumbling in Latin)

Hailie: Listen, for the last time, I’m not a demon and you can’t exorcise me

Amelie, crossing number 5 off of the list: It was worth a try

#she says shes not a demon #but can we be sure #demon? i think so #exorcise me #try me bitch #memes #haha #lmao #exorcisms dont work on me woman #incorrectquotes

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Amelie: I hope they appreciate the work we put into this.

Amelie: Lets have a moment to reflect the work we did.

Both Hailie and Amelie: (close eyes and reflect)

Hailie: Yeah, we didn’t do much

#we ghost hunting #we dont do much #lets reflect #they must be appreciative #closes our eyes #reflect #ooooo girl #we didn’t do much #we are pretty awful #we are the next gen as ghost hunters #ghost hunters collection #incorrectquotes #memes #lmao #haha #bromance #bromeos4life #bromeos

(Demon hunting)

Amelie: (pulls out a vial) I have my vial of holy water? What do you have for protection?

Hailie: (laughs)

Hailie: myself

#demon hunting #do i sense a... buzzfeed unsolved au like thing goin on #we kinda do have shane and ryan energy ngl #buzzfeed unsolved #source: buzzfeed unsolved #its time #i love this idea #i know she is going to hate it #but we are basically ryan and shane #if i dont make it as a write i will become a ghost hunter like these two #we are the next gen as ghost hunters #jk #both of us have too much anxiety for that #memes #haha #lmao #incorrectquotes #ghost hunters collection

Breann: Amelie passed out on the ping pong table. It was depressing until Hailie started singing Shakira an hour later and we heard her muffled voice singing along.

#shakira #passed out #ko #ping pong #it was kinda depressing #until #we heard her singing along #memes #haha #lmao #bromance #bromeos #incorrectquotes

Amelie: whoops

Hailie: whoops? WHOOPS? this is not a “whoops” situation. we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. we are solidly in “oh fuck” territory, and i expect you to act like it

#whoops #nope #not today #we are far past whoops #oh fuck #thats more like it #i expect you to act like it #memes #haha #lmao #bromance #bromeos4life #bromeos #incorrectquotes

Azaiza: You two need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.

Amelie: We went to the park today

Azaiza: There you go! I hope you got something from that

Amelie: Yeah we did

Hailie: (opens her bag) this duck

#this duck #thats what we got #we put it in a bag #like geniuses #i spelt that wrong #oh well #i like ducks #bromeos #we stan bromeos in this household #never insult my bromeo #my lovely bromeo #why bromeo #why are we like this #haha #memes #lmao #bromance #bromeos4life #incorrectquotes

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Hailie: Murder is like potato chips. You can’t stop with just one.

#potato chips #murder is to potato chips as #i dont know man #complete this analogy for me #teehee #you cant stop with just one #said every serial killer ever #zodiac killer #ted bundy #so many more #haha #incorrectquotes #serial killers are interesting #ngl

Amelie: Hey, I have kind of crazy idea.

Hailie: Those are never comforting words coming from you.

#oh no #not comfoting #comforting #h e l p #a crazy idea #shes full of those #uh oh #incorrectquotes #fun times

Hailie’s Brother, looking outside: What time is it?

Hailie, upset: A terrible time.

Hailie’s Mom: 6 o’clock

Hailie: My mama didn't raise a quitter, but she did raise a fool, and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

#mama #she didn’t raise a quitter #but she did raise a fool #thats a terrible combination #a fool that never quits #bad idea #rip this fool #incorrectquotes #memes #haha #lmao

Hailie: Every conversation I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Amelie: You say “you people” like you’re not a part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, Bromeo. You’re already on the Christmas card.

#youthought #you’re already on the christmas card #you people my ass #absurd #conversations #bromeos #we stan bromeos in this household #incorrectquotes #memes #funny #haha #lmao

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Amelie: Ok! I have a plan! But first, I have to ask; how much do you like your kneecaps?

Hailie: …

Hailie: Well they’re certainly fucking useful! What kind of question is that?!

#i have a plan #but do you like your kneecaps #kneecaps #kneenis #i dont know man #theyre certainly fucking useful #what kind of question is that #why bromeo #what is this plan of yours exactly #lmao #memes #incorrectquotes

Amelie: For whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. What’s the first thing you do?

Hailie: I straight up get rid of all the carbon.

Amelie: Carbon, as in the chemical element upon which all life forms are based?

Hailie: Thats the bitch.

#sudden godlike control #the universe is in your palms #what do you do #you get rid of all the carbon #the chemical element all life forms are based #carbon #thats the bitch #memes #rip carbon #begone thot #begone foul beast #incorrectquotes

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