#this is basically a

part 1

Seth flying back to his hometown with Kevin in tow is a surreal experience that he doesn't think he wants to experience again. (He is sure his new therapist will have a field day with him and this new facet of his emotional constipation)

They made the agreement that their relationship would remain under wraps for the trip. Seth wasn't sure if he had it in him to come out to his family, and Kevin was concerned in general of what it meant for his public appearance.

At the airport he was greeted by the brother of his that is getting married, Jeremy. Kevin immediately dislikes him, when Jeremy calls Seth "Bryan" and loudly inquires on where "your hot girl is"

Seth explains vaguely that Allison and he aren't to together and instead Kevin is tagging along (as a friend... yeah sure). So then, the conversation becomes all about Exy. Not that Kevin minds, but the way Jeremy immediately ignores Seth after recognizing Kevin rubs him the wrong way.

Driving back to the their childhood home gives Seth & Kevin the opportunity to meet Jeremy's fiancee: Sabrina.

Oh wow. This fills me with instant anxiety because of the fear of forgetting someone. My brain is a sieve and I'm already sorry if I forgot someone. But here we go:

@blakbonnet Meow - We've been through so much "together" (Sherlock) without even talking. Maybe that's why I always feel like we know each other much longer than we actually do. Great opinions about media. Great taste. Super funny and so talented! I mean your art AND your writing???!!! It's just unfair.

@randomfandomss Van - My first OFMD friend. We screamed together from the start and I will never forget it. You are kind and super fun to talk to. Also your art and edits are 🔥 Your sense for visual design is exceptional. @cheersmequeers Kate - Screaming about Liquid Gold with you means the world to me. It's been too long. (When will AO3 finally update 🥲) I enjoy our fan-ish screaming a lot but you contain multitudes and I treasure our discussions about serious things even more.

@sherlockig Alexz - You are so lovely and truly the human form of sunshine. You bring brightness and warmth everywhere you go. Impeccable vibe. Talking to you feels like a hug. The most diligent screencaper out there.

@stedebonnit D - Very enthusiastic. 10/10 to lose your mind about old men with. Also very good writer and good opinions about storylines/characters.

@beardedblack Josh - We haven't talked a lot yet but every time we did interact I enjoyed it a lot. Good listener. I know bc I infodumped once. 🙈 Definitely in the 2cool4school club with Meow.

Stretch leaned against the counter in the kitchen, his hands casually shoved in the pockets of his shorts–since he had currently shed his usual orange hoodie in favor of his black tanktop.

Edge stood beside him, furiously punching tomatoes with his fists to make his sauce.  That was new; usually, he conjured a bone to pound them into pulp.  He must be irritated.

Stretch smirked.  His sucker clicked against his teeth as he shifted it from one side of his mouth to the next.  He expected Edge to acknowledge his presence, but the edgy skeleton was pointedly ignoring him.  

“hey,” Stretch finally drawled, tilting his skull back against the cabinets.  Edge didn’t even grunt in his direction, but Stretch noticed the next punch was more forceful than the others; he was surprised it didn’t crack the counter.  He waited a little longer, the passing moments punctuated by the loud whack/splat combination of bone pummeling ingredients.  A bit of tomato speckled Stretch’s exposed arm.

“hey, edge.”  The other’s eyesockets narrowed even more than usual.  “hey, is it cold in here?”  No response.  More pummeling.  

Whack.  Whack.  

“it feels cold in here to me.”

Whack.  

“c’mon, buddy.  are you givin’ me the cold shoulder? heh.”

CRACK!

Whoops, the counter broke.  Stretch doesn’t even flinch, chuckling instead.  Edge finally whirls around to face him, fury vibrating through his bones.  

“I SWEAR TO ASGORE, YOU’RE SUCH AN IMBECILE!!  IF YOU’RE COLD, GO PUT ON THAT HOODIE THAT REEKS OF SMOKE AND SHA–”

Edge’s eyelights shift down to the other’s chest, and Stretch arches his back, his grin turning positively shit-eating.  “were you gonna say shame, edgy?  ‘cause that’s not somethin’ i really have.”

Edge releases an inarticulate scream before picking up the closest thing to him–the skin of a tomato–and chunking it straight at Stretch.  

MISS.

The prankster leans his head to the right, and the peel slams into the cabinet behind him, slowly sliding down and leaving a streak of red.  

“didn’t mean to get’cha seeing red, pal.”

And then Stretch winks and teleports away to the sounds of Edge destroying the kitchen.

It operates the same way previous fandom auctions have, where the winning bidder donates directly to the charity and then provides confirmation. This means that 100% of the money raised goes to ConPRmetidos, which is focused on long term rebuilding of Puerto Rico after hurricane Maria. 

Here is a link to the master/FAQ post for the actual auction, but if you’re not sure how to navigate Dreamwidth or if you have any questions feel free to message me or send me an ask. I am not directly involved with this (beyond actually having a donation listing) but I know sometimes it’s easier to ask someone you kinda know than a total stranger.