#thir

I feel like we'll be blacklisted in the future...

thor: *goes to carol* what kind of lipstick are you wearing?

caril: i don't wear lipstick, just chapstick.

Loki is the incarnation of chaos. They are a gender-fluid manipulative royal god with no respect for anyone's rules but their own. But most of all they want to be worshiped.

Loki can and has spent lifetimes settled down as a man or a woman or a damn horse just chillin and living their life. Raises a family, let's that family die of old age and continues on with their regularly scheduled pranking. They have been known to be super chill.

And they've been known to surround themselves in chaos instead of orchestrating it. And if you've ever seen the Hiddleston fanbase then you'll know what I'm talking about. Loki stans are feral. Hiddleston has an army of women and a few men across the world ready to do his bidding. And he, as a proper royal, will play the perfect gentleman because he enjoys the feeling of this particular skin but if you think he isn't stoked about his fame you aren't paying attention. He caters to no one but he loves to play around with his fans.

He has stolen paparazzi attention away from the literal royal family, his image (cardboard cutouts, phone backgrounds, fanart, literal pictures) are all over the place and in people's homes.