Sep 14, 2018
me: If you're finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .
6th grader: Can we bake children?
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me: If you're finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .
6th grader: Can we bake children?
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The amount of completely bogus tall-tales I overhear from sixth graders is enormous.
7th grader, yelling at Coco: NO! I Thought you were good but you turned out to be evil! You ugly! I don't think you even have a wiener anymore!
6th grader 1: Miss, do you know the world is gonna end tomorrow?
me: You said that yesterday.
6th grader 1: No, that was her. But Donald Trump said we're going to have World War 3.
me: Just ignore him.
6th grader 2: Yeah ignore him. Donald Trump ain't nothin'.
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8th grader 1: If a 90 year old man has sex with a 16 year old, how will the baby look?
8th grader 2: OLD.
me: No, babies look like babies.
8th grader 3: Well they say if an old person has a baby it'll come out looking like a smushed egg.
8th grader 1: I know how to boil eggs.
8th grader 2: I know how to make cereal.
8th grader 3: I can make deviled eggs. And I can make [begins to list a million things she can make]
8th grader 2: Girl I can just get me a lunchable.
8th grader 1: Miss, what's a hypocrite?
me: Someone who says something and does the opposite.
8th grader 2: HASHTAG MY DAD!