#they're evil

Evil phase

Anyway

CW: abuse, physical violence, blood, Lorik implied but you could say anything tbh

«Cross x y/n»

Cross it's such a good boyfriend material. But like FOR REAL FOR REAL LIKE

This man is Strong (imagine this skeleton carrying you Bride style like you weigh nothing I mean KSKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDKFNF) totally would if you don't want to get dirty. When you're tired. Or he might just pick you up when he wants to mess with you.

He is polite. I see him as the type who opens doors and kisses your hand or bows his head a little in greeting no matter how long you've known each other. And he always asks if you have something to eat. He says thank you and please all the time. He would get along well with your mother/father figure. Always tells you how pretty you look (sounds like a joke, but he means it). Helps you carry heavy things. Wipes your cheek if you have dirt on it. Offers you a ride home if it's late at night. Etc.

He also makes pies

He can cook. GOD, HE CAN COOK. Man, the odds. You have a personal chef for life. You said you were hungry? He's already in the kitchen making you something.

He puts on one of those bad joke aprons. he would have a LOT of those.

He likes to give you gifts. He cares about the little things. I know he's a hopeless romantic, I can feel it. I mean flowers, chocolate, stuffed animals, big stuffed animals, mariachis, romantic letters, all the love songs. Anything from those romantic movie clichés. Yes.

Totally would treat you like a prince/princess as much as he could. To the point where he would get REALLY mad if someone disrespected you in any way. As if you were actually royalty.

He gets nervous easily. A simple "you look handsome today" would make him think about you all day long. A simple hug or a kiss on the cheek would make him turn purple up to his neck and freeze.

He would suck at flirting but that's part of his charm ok???? He does everything he can to win your heart ok????

He's going to see everyone as competition because he would see you as the most perfect person ever and he's always trying to get your attention. But he's too obvious and everyone is like: "bitch, wtf, chill, no one is trying to steal your man/woman/in between".

PROTECTOR. But like, only when it's VERY necessary. he would make sure you feel comfortable and safe all the time with him by your side. If someone harasses you on the street or so, he would break their legs.

That's a grown ass man who laughs and kicks his feet lying in bed when he's alone thinking about you.

He sends photos of you to Epic at the most random angles possible and then they both end up using them as reaction photos/memes.

He lends you a lot his clothes. Especially jackets and his bandana. He likes to see you wearing them. And then smell your perfume on them.

He would also buy you matching black, purple and white clothes and accessories. And crosses, lots of crosses on necklaces, chokers, bracelets or rings.

If it was you who gave him the gift, he would carry it with him always as if it were the most valuable thing in the multiverse. He's afraid to forget you because, you know.

He likes to fall asleep using your thighs as a pillow. He feels even more secure if you stroke his head.

He randomly grabs your cheeks and stares at your face seriously for exactly ten minutes.

It's just you and him, and him and you and his friend Epic.

Your personal cheerleader. Supports you and believes in you 24/7!!!!

He would wear a dress/skirt for you.

A perfect date for him would be to just sit in a tree, listen to music and talk about whatever while eating your favorite food and tacos.

He likes it when you touch his chest. Not in a sexual way or anything like that. It gives him security to feel your warm hand there. While cuddling or when you are lying next to him. Or just as a simple act of affection. It helps him to put his feet on the ground and calm him down from all his anxieties.

He loves your compliments. That's why he will always try to show you his abilities, such as his strength, his reflexes, his intelligence or his skill in a game. Every time he does something like that he will always turn around looking for your approval. Tell him "good job" and he will squirm with happiness.

He acts tough, but only when you are with other people. He's very clingy when you're all alone.

He'd be in love with you as a kid, but he'd be too shy to tell you. It can be pretty obvious tho.

You are the biggest victim of the xoxo event, you are not safe.

He would """accidentally""" come to your house when he is too tired after work. You don't ask him and make him a hot chocolate while he relaxes on your couch watching some series/movie you both like.

He likes you to heal his wounds. He would stare at you while you try to figure out how he managed to get a huge scar all over his chest.

Once he got stuck in his royal armor and you find him crying for help on the floor.

He throws rubber chickens at you when he is angry.

He hides in the hood of his coat and crosses his arms while his back is turned to you when he is angry or overly nervous.

You bring him lunch to the studio and everyone makes fun of him for it.

He's afraid Nightmare will find out about you.

He does fake scenarios of him helping you out of danger and you being like "oh my hero!". Like in a cartoon.

It's also a nickname that would make him melt into the ground.

Dream is VERY committed to being the priest at the wedding. Cross just tells him to shut up all the time.

If it wasn't for Chara no one would have realized that Cross liked you, but oh, things of life.

When you sleep together he lies on top of you and hides his face in your chest. As if he were just another sheet.

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On your first kiss, he hit your teeth with his teeth by accident. You had to try again after thirty minutes because he went into depression staring at the wall.

He likes to feel your heartbeat against his when you hold each other tightly.

He holds your hand a lot. It's already a habit for him to wait for you to take it when you meet. As you walk, sitting together, just being next to each other. That's the first thing he looks for when he gets scared and seeks to protect you.

One time you two had an argument over whether Francesco Bernoulli is French or Italian. Then you started a pillow fight. And at that, you give him a slight punch. And he end up sitting on your back on the floor while you scream. And that's how you stayed for the whole movie.

Bonus! Incorrect quotes.

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Cross: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Y/n: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

Cross : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Y/n: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Cross : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Y/n: Is it working?

Cross: You know, they say love is blind.

Y/n: That must be why I didn't see your terrible fashion sense coming.

Cross: Hey! My socks and sandals combo is a classic!

Y/n: Classic disaster, maybe. But don't worry, I still love you... fashion flaws and all.

Cross: I read somewhere that couples who laugh together stay together.

Y/n: Oh, so that's why you keep telling those terrible jokes?

Cross: Exactly! It's all part of my master plan to keep you around forever.

Y/n: Well, mission accomplished. I can't leave you now, I'm too busy laughing at you, not with you.

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Cross and X!Chara by Jakei

Dream and Nightmare by Jokublog

Epic by Yugo

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