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“Who are you meant to be? Bionic Man?”

Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse in a new post. 

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1. What is your name?  Contessa Valentina Allegra de la Fontaine

2. What is your real name?  You think I would make that up?

3. Do you know why you were called that?  A family name, several family names

4. Are you single or taken?  Nobody takes me, darling.

5. Have any abilities or powers?  I’m a spy, what do you think?

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.  Oh honey

7. What’s your eye color?  Brown

8. How about your hair color?  Brown with a white accent

9. Have you any family members?  My family is dead

10. Oh? What about pets?  I’m told it’s rude to call them that

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. 

I don’t like when people make assumptions based on how I look, but it can be useful

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?  I enjoy traveling, for business and pleasure

13. Ever hurt anyone before?  Yes. 

14. Ever….killed anyone before?  Yes.

15. What kind of animal are you?  The most dangerous kind

16. Name your worst habits.  I’m not very good at letting people in.

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?  Dum-dum Dugan

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? Bisexual

19. Do you go to school?  No, but I never stop learning

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?  I tried being married once. That sort of life isn’t for people like me

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?  Oh yes.

22. What are you most afraid of?  …. Not living up to my potential

23. What do you usually wear?  what ever the situation requires, I do enjoy being the lady in red however

24. Do you love someone? Always

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? Well that’s a ridiculous question

26. Well, it’s not over yet!  That isn’t a question at all, this is going down hill very quickly

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)  I’m a Countess, darling, what do you think?

28. How many friends do you have? as many as I need.

29. What are your thoughts on pie?  It’s tasty

30. Favorite drink?  I’m a fan of a good wine

31. What’s your favourite place?  A little Tuscan villa where the sunrise makes you forget everything else exists for a little while.

32. Are you interested in someone?  Oh I find all people fascinating

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?  At least buy me a drink first darling

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?  Ocean.

35. What’s your type?  Someone comfortable in their own skin

36. Any fetishes?  Oh yes

37. Seme or uke?  depends on the partner

38. Camping or indoors?  indoors. I sleep on the ground enough in my life without doing it for fun

39. Are you wanting the quiz to end?  As opposed to answering questions until I die?

40. Now it’s over!

Also not a question