Apr 7, 2015
why are these icing covered idiots my soulmates
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why are these icing covered idiots my soulmates
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quietly asks for a hiatus for all three of my lovelies since things at home got really fucking serious and i gotta focus on mother + troy
yes of course <3
- mod aleks
4, 7, 13, 21
the best thing that has happened to me this week.
Already answered this.
things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
I like the length of my hair and how green my eyes are. I don’t like how pointy my nose is or how pale I am.
one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
I would throw theclawednarvaez off a cliff, marry joelheyletsbangman and fuck…. howlingatthemax.
post a bit of my last IM convo.
Max: GUESS WHO GOT TACO BELL?
Me: me
Max: Wow how did you know?
Me: magiv
Me: *magic
While we were in Vegas, Seamus and I got married in one of those five minute chapel things by a man dressed as Elvis. He was chubby and sweaty and smelled a little weird and it was perfect.
Awwww! Congrats you cuties. :’)
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I thought you had faith in me cashmoney :c
I do! It's just sometimes you get in this trance when you see shiny things.
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theclawednarvaez replied to your photo:Working on Ray’s and Seamus’s wedding gifts. All I...
so spaRKLY
Yes, it is. No touchy though. I need to finish.
"I don't believe we've met..."
Sophia frowned, pulling out her phone to check that she was indeed in the same body she normally was. "Ray...it's me. Cashmoney. Y'know? The chick you can't hate because I'm totally loaded and you wanna spend all my money?" Sophia crossed her arms over her chest, trying to think. "Did you take anything? Alcohol? Drugs? I know you don't do those but someone could have slipped you something." This was making Sophia concerned.
Avada Kedavra
"I can't fucking believe this." Ryan muttered, looking down at the now-purple Ray. "I seriously cannot fucking believe this."
Not even ten minutes ago, he'd been doing what Ray wanted - fucking him. Literally. That was it. They were having sex, sex that Ryan didn't even think Ray knew how to do, but here they were. And now Ray was dead. I mean, it was only a light asphyxiation thing. It wasn't like Ryan shoved a pillow over his face. He just pressed his hand on his neck. He didn't even press that hard...
But now that he thought about, Ray had been trying to get his hand off. Ryan weighed the options as he awkwardly pulled out of Ray, not wanting to be known as the Corpse Fucker. Melon Fucker was hard enough, man. He bit down on his lip, waving his hands around frantically because fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He had no idea what to do.
He hadn't used a condom, his fucking release was all over Ray, as well as sweat, fingerprints and saliva....
Fuck. He had to hide this. Maybe he could bring him back to life. Who knows. But Ryan was trying to be rational - necromancy wasn't real and Ray wasn't coming back.
"Well, fuck." Ryan muttered, pulling his clothes on quickly. "I guess I'll uh, just be um, going. I have a plane to catch and an identity to hide."