VINCENT: “So how are you and Pancakes getting along?”
ELIZA- “Doing fine. He went back to school early, he is looking to find us a small apartment on campus. He thinks it will be cheaper than staying in the dorms this year.”
VINCENT- “I don’t see how that would be possible. Maybe you two could use a third roomie? Maybe if the three of us shared the expenses it could be cheaper? I just don’t know if I could live with Pancakes... he thinks he is funny, and he isn’t at all. His humor is not humorous. I really don’t know what you see in him Eliza. I think what we had was so much better. We were good for each other.”
ELIZA- “Oh, you think so huh? But then you decided to hit on my sister. Who happens to be old enough to be your mother.”
VINCENT- “Eliza, you know that wasn’t me, she came onto me...”
ELIZA- “But you certainly didn’t do anything to stop her. That’s water under the bridge, Vincent, and I am with Bob now. And I don’t think it would be a good idea for the three of us to live together.”
Vincent scoots closer and puts his hand on Eliza’s leg...
VINCENT- “You never know, Eliza, it could be good for all of us.”
ELIZA- “WTF!! Vincent, what are you doing? Get your slimy hand off of me...
VINCENT- “Whoa...sorry didn’t mean to get you all fired up. It was nothing...
ELIZA- “Yeah right! You don’t touch me, Vincent. You Lothario’s are all the same! Nothing but womanizers, and looking to score your next victim, well I am not playing your games, Vincent, and I am sure Bob will not think it was humorous..
VINCENT- “Eliza...it wasn’t like that... I respect---
ELIZA- “Don’t even go there, you do not even understand the meaning of that word. I’m done talking. I have a birthday party to finish hosting...














