VINCENT:Â âSo how are you and Pancakes getting along?â
ELIZA-Â âDoing fine. He went back to school early, he is looking to find us a small apartment on campus. He thinks it will be cheaper than staying in the dorms this year.â
VINCENT- âI donât see how that would be possible. Maybe you two could use a third roomie? Maybe if the three of us shared the expenses it could be cheaper? I just donât know if I could live with Pancakes... he thinks he is funny, and he isnât at all. His humor is not humorous. I really donât know what you see in him Eliza. I think what we had was so much better. We were good for each other.â
ELIZA-Â âOh, you think so huh? But then you decided to hit on my sister. Who happens to be old enough to be your mother.â
VINCENT-Â âEliza, you know that wasnât me, she came onto me...â
ELIZA- âBut you certainly didnât do anything to stop her. Thatâs water under the bridge, Vincent, and I am with Bob now. And I donât think it would be a good idea for the three of us to live together.â
Vincent scoots closer and puts his hand on Elizaâs leg...
VINCENT-Â âYou never know, Eliza, it could be good for all of us.â
ELIZA- âWTF!! Vincent, what are you doing? Get your slimy hand off of me...
VINCENT-Â âWhoa...sorry didnât mean to get you all fired up. It was nothing...
ELIZA- âYeah right! You donât touch me, Vincent. You Lotharioâs are all the same! Nothing but womanizers, and looking to score your next victim, well I am not playing your games, Vincent, and I am sure Bob will not think it was humorous..
VINCENT- âEliza...it wasnât like that... I respect---
ELIZA- âDonât even go there, you do not even understand the meaning of that word. Iâm done talking. I have a birthday party to finish hosting...









