#the hooks

my good buddy/cousin james created this image in light of the new tweet

Anthony slept soundly in a chair near Harriet's bed side, heading resting on her shoulder as they finally got some much needed rest after a 48 hours in labor.

Their new born son, Thomas, on the other hand, kicked restlessly as he tried in vain to roll over. Already trying to explore the strange new world he was in.

Just as he stared to fuss about not getting his way, he was lifted up by his uncle, Harry.

"Hey little guy, wanna go on an adventure?" The first mate asked, smiling mischievously.

Thomas cooed in response, which was basically a yes.

"I knew he'd say yes.. I'll go pull the car around!" Cj declared triumphly, practically vibrating with excitement.

Both of them were fully committed to running off with the tiny red head to go on a death defying adventure and probably would have if it weren't for one thing.

Dizzy.

Who immediately took the baby from them, staring them down sternly. Staring at them as if they were idiots from another planet.

"No"

"But--"

"Aw come on Diz, it'll be fun--"

"No. Absolutely not. " She cut them off, absolutely refusing to relent on the matter.

Cj's shoulders slumped as she realized that they weren't gonna get their way, silently resigning herself to waiting until Dizzy was gone to take the baby. Harry, on the other hand, still thought that arguing with the young hair dresser would work.

"Aw come on, lass, take a walk on the wild side for once." He reached for Thomas.

Dizzy just narrowed her eyes, looking very unimpressed. "Do you want me to wake Harriet up so you can have this conversation with her?"

Harry feel silent and Dizzy just smiled smugly.

hell yeah happy wbw :D (everyone wants fun facts and magic but no one wants intercontinental economics alsdjfldsk /lh it deserves a better ramble than i can give it today anyway)

used my bear continent/tedhakia/fantasy east asia fun facts here, so now you get ,,, this

even though portingdale and elderwood are at war, they trade with each other to prevent the hooks from profiting off of their war aka they trade with each other because spite

portingdale has a whole mountain range that i always forget about laksjfds it's called the brenin peaks and is the source of kjer's minerals

there's a secret pebble beach on the shore of elderwood 75% because of childhood friends lore and 24% because of vibes (these vibes that i walked straight through several swarms of bugs to get) and 1% because it might be important in a theoretical sequel

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