#the half engine

Tobias: So. What happened after I escaped the shadow realm and went into hiding?

The Half Engine: *Staring at Tobias awkwardly*

Dane/1020: Ehem.

Dane/1020: ........Ssssssssssss....

Dane/1020: Spencer started an entire fucking infection.

*Tobias nearly chokes on his own saliva after hearing the outrageous news*

Tobias: HUH!??!!?! HOW?!?!?!

The Half Engine: ........ *Holds up sheet with the phrase "Effed around and found out" on it*

“Brown is the color of hearth and home, of dried herbs and stone-ground bread and freshly baked cookies”

*Snow finally arrives on Sodor as every single acre of land gets covered in white*

Dane/1020: Hey Halfie, looks like Christmas came early!

Tobias, grunting while covered in snow: Nobody likes your damn jokes Dane. 🙄

Dane/1020: LET ME HAVE SOME FUN GODDAMNIT!!!!!

*Meanwhile, the Half -Engine is just zoning out as she stares at the misty sky. Her internal thoughts however....*

The Half-Engine, internally: THE FUCK??? THE FUCK!!?!?

The Half-Engine, swinging her head frantically: 💨⁉️💢 THE FUCK IS IN THE AIR?!?!? 💨⁉️💢

Gordon, near a telephone line: Sir, is that one of the mainland engines in the distance?

*The Half Engine is just standing in front of the tracks.....menacingly....*

Sir Topham Hatt, on the other line: Gordon, if you see an engine with half a face, half a smokebox, looks like she has rabies and has a bad bob; GO THE OTHER WAY.

Human Age: 37

Engine Age: 150

Sexuality: Gynesexual

Gender: Bigender (She/It)

Sun and Moon

Extrovert x Introvert

💙Bella loves making little treats or little arts and crafts for Hawin (he starts crying tears of joy)

🤎Hawin always orders for them (Bella can’t handle ANY social interaction)

💙Bella will beat the absolute shit out of anyone who talks shit about her and Hawin

🤎Hawin loves putting different magnets on Bella's smokebox making her a bit more proud of her condition

💙Bella can talk now that she’s at peace and prefers to stay mute but when they’re alone, Bella can talk clearly to Hawin

🤎Hawin loves writing songs for Bella and even though he isn’t the best singer, Bella loves them anyway

💙They love taking nice long walks along any forest trail and always bring trail mix (Hawin eats the M&M's while Bella eats everything else)

🤎Hawin fell for Bella very quickly but it took AGES for Bella to fall for Hawin

💙The only way Bella will sleep is if she’s laying on Hawin, and listening to his heartbeat (She’s a very light sleeper but doesn’t mind his snoring, she thinks of it as white noise)

🤎Bella has a 90's anime art style and loves making little comics about her and Hawin (Hawin comes up with the plots)

🤎✨Theme Songs✨💙

💙What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

🤎Nothing On You - Bruno Mars