My human au: sitcom edition
Edward: ok so explain to me why Iโm banned from the kitchen again?
LAUGH TRACK PLAYS
Henry: You blew up the toaster!
Thomas: and the microwave
Henry repeating: and the microwave!
Thomas: and the stove
Henry: and the stove!
LAUGH TRACK PLAYS
Edward: โฆ..
Edward: Okโฆ so there were a few mishapsโฆ
Henry: A FEW MISHAPS HE SAYS?!?!?
ENTIRE CROWD LAUGHING TRACK PLAYS
Thomas: EDWARD YOU CAUSED OVER $3000 DOLLARS OF PROPERTY DESTRUCTION BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID ASS!!!!!
Henry: WE HAD TO PAY THE FUCKING BILLS!!!!!
Edward: .....It.....It was that bad?
Thomas and Henry: YES IT WAS THAT BAD!!!!!












