#thaddius

Will you draw Barry Milland again?

Yes of course dear anon

I was wondering if you could write edward nashton x fem!Reader where everyone in the office at the place he works at doesn’t believe he has a girlfriend at all because everyone knows him as “edweird” and don’t interact with him as much mostly the outcast of the office, but one day one of his coworkers see pictures of the reader on his desk and think it’s just a woman he’s weirdly obsessing over and thee coworker ends up telling most of the office.. like no way edward could have a girlfriend right? BUT! one day the reader comes in to his workplace since he forgot his lunch in a hurry and everyone is turning their heads because what is such an attractive lady doing there? THEN BOOM. all of them are shocked to see “edweird” actually has a girlfriend

I would love to see what you do with this! Thank you and have an amazing day :3 <33

you got it! here it is!

𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄?

(ᵉᵈʷᵃʳᵈ ⁿᵃˢʰᵗᵒⁿ ˣ ᶠᵉᵐ! ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ)

𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇: 𝖤𝖽𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽'𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝗅𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁 𝖽𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗅𝗅.

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀, 𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗵𝗲/𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀, 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆

Edward heard the whispers, the chattering that his coworkers did behind his back when they believed he didn't hear them.

"Look at him! What's with the picture on his desk?"

"Maybe it's some girl he's probably stalking."

"What? That can't be right. Edweird being a stalker?"

"I mean, the guy's a total freak, so who's to say that it isn't possible?"

He heard the same things, day after day after day, the talk of him being some sort of creep, some sort of perverted freak who stalked girls and kept pictures of them framed on his desk. He usually ignored their snide remarks and sly comments, but at the end of the day, they always managed to get under his skin.

Edward usually kept calm and collected at work, but when he came home, you always heard him complain under his breath about the "shitty people at that shitty job". You tried to cheer him up, constantly assuring him that he was too good for those people and that you were sure that he was smarter than the majority of them in that office.

But, nothing seemed to shake the population of his office from making crude insults towards him, even if he did try his hardest to ignore them or tune them out.

And what seemed to make the day worse for him was the fact that when everybody went to go have lunch, he seemed to have forgotten his at home. Groaning in frustration, he put his head down on his desk and sighed. Could this day have gotten any worse for him?

So when he heard the familiar tapping of your Mary Janes hitting the floor of his office, he lifted his head to find you standing at his desk, holding a small paper bag and wearing a smile on your face.

"Hi, honey! How was your day today?" you asked him in your ever-so-cheerful tone, catching the attention of some of his colleagues, as the whispering began.

"Who's this girl?"

"Is she a family member?"

"You don't actually think that that's his..."

"No fuckin' way."

Edward smiled, how he always did when he was around you, and almost immediately, he felt his mood shift.

"Hey, sweetie. What are you doing here?" He asked, leaning against the desk and looking up at you. You laughed sweetly and held out the bag before gently placing it on the desk, "Why, I'm dropping off your lunch, silly! You left it at home and I didn't want you to go starving."

The people in the office watched in shock and awe at the interaction between you two, clearly surprised that Edward even managed to have a girlfriend at all, let alone someone so attractive as you.

You then came closer and looked at him with nothing but love in your eyes as you reached out and fixed his glasses, which were sitting crookedly on his nose, "Y'know, I missed you loads this morning. I can't wait to see you when you come home tonight."

He blushed slightly. It was odd to have you be so forward with your public display of affection for him, but he figured that was due to the people you two were surrounded by.

"Can't wait to see you too, sweetheart." He muttered, looking flushed and wearing a small smile on his mouth.

As you stood up straight and turned to leave, you quickly turned around, cupped his cherubic face, and gave him a quick, but passionate kiss before turning away and skipping out of the office.

"Bye, Eddie!" Your voice called out as you left the building, leaving him and the rest of the office sitting there, stunned.

He Served

Absolute Cunt 💕💅🏻

And then he Died 😔

A collection of my favorite Danos (so far)

ilyyy <33

Here love<3333 I hope you like em 😩🤌

PAUL DANO as THADDIUS in THE BALLAD OF JACK AND ROSE

YES OFC also gn!reader cause gender wasn’t specified

Content warning: kissing n stuff, mention of smoking

Word count: 500 (short asl I know)

It was Friday morning, you and thaddius were smoking behind school, YKnow, being rebels.

me and thaddius were smoking, I’ve never been much of a smoker, but thaddius does it and I wanna get closer to him, I’ve had a crush on him for awhile now. We’ve flirted back and forth before, but I think that was it, just flirting, I don’t think he would ever like someone like me.

We usually don’t talk very much, granted im pretty shy, I don’t usually start the conversation, and he doesn’t seem like much of a talker. He tries to pass the cigarette to me

“nah, im good”

he shrugs and takes another puff of the cigarette before putting it out on the concrete below him.

“(Y/N) if you want to be my friend you can just say that. You don’t have to do stuff you don’t want to do” he says, crushing the unlit cigarette under his shoe

“uh..what?”

Friend…what if I wanna be more than that

“You don’t want to smoke, I can tell, I won’t be upset if you tell me”

“oh..well I don’t want to smoke”

“abit too late for that anyways” he says, gesturing to the crushed cigarette, i giggle and scratch the back of my neck, thaddius turns on his feet to face me, sideway leaning against the building

“hey, look at me” I turn too, looking at him, thaddius smiles, he moves hair out of my face, my heart basically beating out of my chest, he can probably hear it.

“I think your cool, I like you” he says in a reassuring voice, I like you..

”I-I like you too” you smile awkwardly at him, his mouth drops slightly, oh no…I said that out loud!!!??

“I…im glad”

he grins, stepping closer to me. I look down, fiddling with my hands, he likes me? There’s no way, he’s just trying to innocently flirt again,

“I…you…don’t lie to me, thaddius”

he grabs my hands, I look up at him

“I’m not, I like you too”

i smile, trying to contain my excitement

“can I…kiss you, (y/n)?”

What?!? Already?!? I mean, I’m not complaining

“s-sure”

I grin at him, god, I must look like a dork, he grabs onto my chin, lightly pulling my face up to meet his, he presses a firm kiss on my lips, I don’t know what to do, I’ve rarely done this before, his lips are soft, it doesn’t seem like he’s done this too much too

he pulls away and looks at me, he’s grinning stupidly and face fully red, I giggle cover my face shyly

“that was nice” thaddius pats my head awkwardly

“y-yeah it was”

Thaddius tucks my hair behind my ear

“Your really cute” he says as he crosses his arms across his chest, trying to look confident

“T-thanks, your not too bad yourself” i giggle

He smiles and pulls my body closer to his by my hips, I yelp

“Oh I’m sorry, did I hurt you?” He looks worried

“No it just…startled me” you look away

“ I just…wanted to kiss you again”

He pulls my face towards his once more, but

your interaction gets cut short by the school bell ringing

“oh shit!” Thaddius rushes to get his backpack back on

“u-um I’ll see you after class!”

He says as he runs off

“Oh okay! Bye!” I yell to him, but he’s too far away to hear

I fan my flushed face before going to class myself.