the borderlands 3 teaser trailer dropped today(march 27th, but you don’t have to post this now dw), and i have a fuckinf mustache apparently??? everyone’s yelling about the mustache??? i’m so distressed. i really thought they couldn’t make me wear something uglier. the idea of a mustache completely slipped my mind. @ borderlands team: thanks! i hate it get that off my face - rhys tftbl

i'm kin with rhys from tftbl but from an au timeline where i stayed on helios to co-rule & jack got his body back & honestly i loved it, loved ruling with jack & loved vaughn & yvette being there with me & loved being successful & getting everything i ever wanted but - the one thing bothering me is that i don't know what happened to fiona & sasha. i was too much of a coward to face them after the announcement & i just wish i knew that they'd been okay. i don't want to think of the alternative.

oof i'm rhys from tftbl and i just got a Super Strong burst of love for vaughn outta nowhere so i just wanna say if you're out there and you ever see this i miss you bro, you were always the cooler one of us. hope you're coping without me. ;) and to any and all vaughns, even if you're not Mine, i hope you're doing well and you have some good things goin for you, you're as awesome as you always were 👊

im rhys from tftbl and honestly, i wanna hide from finding jack from my canon but at the same time i do?? but i hate it bc jack was awful to me and i hate the shit rhack, bc its so abusive and gross and i feel so b a d that i feel this way,,