#tf4ever

Drift: what-

Grimlock:Boyfriend!

Drift: Go fuck yourself.

Grimlock: I missed meh boyfriend :D

Drift:Go to hell I'm not your boyfriend

Grimlock::)

Drift:... Boyfriend

Grimlock::D

𝗚𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸: Ohh we're like a big happy family! And I'm the dad, and Bumblebee's the mom-

𝗕𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗲: Why am 𝘐 the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here??

𝗝𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝗮𝗻𝗱/𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺: I know they're thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not... I'll be the gay emo cousin.

𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗺: 𝙄 will be the son, the hotshot, who's only dream... Is to be a star(police officer).

𝗦𝗶𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘄𝗶𝗽𝗲: I feel like I'd be a fresh out of jail uncle?

Team Bee:

Fixit is the Grandpa who's stories you actually need to text a safeword to get away from.

Bumblebee is the single mom 150% who tries so hard to be the "cool mom" but fails until he means business. He also thinks drinking coffee is a personality trait.

Sideswipe is the rebellious teenage kid who would be either popular or head of the gay kids table. Mom has to pick him up from the police sation on the weekly basis for doing something dumb.

Strongarm is the bossy older sister who looks up to mom and shares everything with him. Also the sister who will tattle on bro whenever he does something against the rules in the slightest. She's on his ass like Airachnid and the moon.

Grimlock is that one, um.. dull, uncle. If you have one you know, if you don't, you might actually have a decent family. Anyway he's pretty much the overly excited uncle that loves things he doesn't even know.

Drift is the grumpy uncle with a criminal record everybody is scared to ask about.

Slipstream is the quiet cousin nobody can really tease becuse he's just there and everybody expects him to snap. Basically like the quiet kid you have or had in your class.

Jetstorm is the extroverted, obnoxious cousin I know everybody has. The one thats always in your business, trying to relate to everybody. He means well tho.

(I'm not saying he's annoying he just tends to speak his mind more in the show when he can't help it)

Optimus is the biological Grandpa with the war stories.

Steeljaw's Pack(S1):

Steeljaw is the single pissed dad who's so fed up with everyone's shit he might actually go mental when the alcohol wears off.

(He and Bee are the divorced parents who would have killed each other if the damn kids didn't get in the way.)

Thunderhoof is the 50 year old uncle who keeps telling dad how to run the nuthouse and both are so tired of the other's shit they might just kill eachother.

Fracture is the aunt who talks shit about everyone and shows up to family events uninvided for gossip and money, but nobody cares because he makes good food.

Divebomb is the emo cousin who's obsessed with cats and drugs (I do not encourage this he just sounds stoned okay)

Airazor is the other cousin who tries really hard to be cool and a bad boy but will cry and out himself if stole money from Fracture. He also still believes in Santa because last time Fracture tried to tell him the truth he bawled for 2 hours straight.

Quillfire is the son who starts riots at school because he doesn't agree with their policies

Springload is the mentally unstable son who always acts drunk but that's just him. You can tell he has issues okay.

Clampdown is the cowardice brother who tries to be "normal" but lives in a crack house so he's whiney, nerdy, and worrysome.

Shattered, need you more than ever

Crawling to you fractured

Crawling to you fractured

Lifeless, falling into madness

Ofc!

Tbh I didn't expect people to actually see this as a family au plot if that's what you wanna call it.

During Family events:

@deadgirlrolling had a headcanon that durring family reunions and such, Bumblebee will bring a friend or coworker to help him out with the shitshow. Steeljaw being the jealous ex husband will usually try to make out with BB and act like a bitch to his friend, almost always because he's drunk. So they're divorced, but Steeljaw is still embarrassingly possesive. Often it involves OP or Thunderhoof trying to force or drag him off poor Bumblebee.

Drift and Fracture argue over how their kids behave. Like they'll argue about how the other should parent or who's kids are better. Usually Fracture will piss him off by trying malk him or show off how well he's living compared to Drift.

Strongarm and Sideswipe aren't too excited over their "siblings" and durring these catastrophic family gatherings Strongarm usually just reads or studies, anything with books or an excuse to get away from the hell hole. Sides on the other hand would totally start rivalry groups, clans, whatever you wanna call it.

Grimlock and Underbite are no different then in the show. The fighting, the stupidity definitely shows especially when their drunk. Grimlock will get involved in conversations he doesn't understand a lot and he just gets confused.

Underbite you can always count on to get drunk regardless. Usually he's the reason everybody knows if sideswipe spiked the punch or not cause he'll eat and drink anything on display.