#tf2 the devil

Medic could take them

Not in a fight, tho

1) tf2 characters with the PURE evil category: (like for example: Jafar from aladdin, Agatha from the Matilda 1996 movie, etc...)

- Spy (marcel dubois archambeau): he enslaved his own parents by putting them in his basement, force them to wear prison outfits, and electrocuting them for not buying a cake for his 9th birthday because they ran out of his favorite flavor. Along with that, when he was 16, he gave his teacher a hardcore "surprise buttsecks" in class while she was pregnant for not giving him an A on his test causing her to give birth in class, blackmailed single mothers and banging them in a painfully hardcore and kinky "50 shades of gray way" (including scout's mom) which leaved them injured and scared, beaten merasmus's daughter for not giving him 50 billion dollars in the 1950s, forced little jack to watch inappropriate stuff, drink alcohol, and smoke cigarettes. (Thankfully, his parents took him back home to australia, and gave him the help he needed.) He also kidnapped children and locked them in his basement for no reason, he also burned the eiffel tower with a cigarette because while he was visiting paris for a fancy restaurant, a chef gave him the wrong order. Spy did not have a tragic childhood, in fact, he had the most spoiled, and best childhood in the tf2 universe. He had a lot of money, wore expensive stuff, he eats wagyu, seafood, truffles, and expensive food on his daily basis, since he was 4 he bought the most expensive companies in the world like louie crabemarche, le noir d'gold, etc... he owns over 16 multi million/billion dollar mansion internationally, 50 luxurious cars (including Lamborghinis, limousines, and even Rolls-Royces and bugattis), 40 massive yachts and cruise ships, and even a private airlines called "la ville dore planes of the french Riviera" only him, his family members, and even his personal maids can fly in them. He even owns a mall, a restaurant chain, and even a hotel company. He owns 12 islands across south france!!!

- Sniper's biological mother (lar-nah /jenice limperson): she was born to a pretty rich family in Australia. She was a scientist ever since she was a child. She wanted to be a supervillianess with her own cult (which she did) and she wanted to be a slave owner and a mistress. So, she destroyed new Zealand because she hates Maori people, but due to controversy, she disguised herself as a teacher. She later fell in love with a teenage boy (who later became Sniper's biological father) so, she forced him to marry her so she can manipulate him into being a slave, get him cheated on with 50 men, and she stole his money while he was working as a school janitor. Not to mention, she's 20 years older than him... she forced her underaged husband to watch her get banged by 50 muscular australian men, she pegged him, forced him to crossdress, and she shamed him. Not to mention she killed her own children while being pregnant, she abused sniper by beating him, starving him, and forcing him to sleep on the floor naked. Also, she lied about everything she said... she didn't have a tragic childhood, instead she was born evil!!!

- Classic heavy (jacob kleisenberg): he was born to an evil austrian-american family who owned a military organization in west Mississippi. He later killed his own parents and later joined teufort so he can kill people for cash. And after the events of team fortress Classic, he became a nazi soldier, killed medic's adoptive parents, burn their house, and tried to kidnap medic's adoptive sister who was 12 at that time.... not to mention, he killed archimedes, medic, (thankfully they got revived) and ethnic cleansed the german tribes... he escaped prison so he can beat people up!!! He didn't have a tragic childhood, instead he was a bully who bullied children for no reason...

- The devil (marco inferno): he's pyro's biological father, and he's the devil.

- The devil's wife (lucy infreno): she's worse than her husband... she's literally abusive to her children...

2) Tf2 characters in the TRAGIC villain category: (like for example: dr Doofenshmirtz, Mr crocker, bowser from mario, James from pokemon, etc...)

- Merasmus: him, his wife, and his twin brother watched their planets get destroyed by their parent's militaries. Merasmus was forced to hide his true look so he disguised himself as an Arabian guy when he arrived in Egypt, lost his virginity to his wife, (who was also a virgin at the time) and had a baby daughter. Not to mention, when he arrived at Rome, he had an intercorse with his wife in the water, and the roman empire killed her by throwing arrows at her back which causes her to drown... he cried while hugging her... So Merasmus put her in a capsule that keeps her body safe, while he's trying to find a cure to revive her and bring her back to life. Along with that, he lost his daughter's ability to walk because spy beated her for not giving him the cash she promised him, this happened in the early 1950s. Also, the tf2 mercenaries (especially soldier, scout, and demoman) keep on attacking and trolling Merasmus, and driving him crazy while he's lonely hugging his disabled daughter everyday, and he's praying for his wife to come back. I feel bad for him... thankfully, he got a good ending because medic healed Merasmus's daughter's disability, revived him and his wife, and gave him a happy ending, which made the tf2 mercenaries immortal!!!

- Medic (hoocoopa lulusch/ herbert ludwig): while not being a villain at all, he had the worst backstory... he lost his biological parents in a fire, got bullied at school, and well... see my previous post for more details, I'm haven't slept all night, my dogs were barking...

Here's the link for the full story!! 👇

- Pyro (pyro/akuma inferno): he was neglected by his own parents, and he ran away to earth to be a good person, but his insanity ruins it for him...

- Sniper's biological father (chris sanderson/bull-bel): he was born to neglective parents who didn't care about him, they left him when he was only 5 years old. Thankfully, a nice elderly man took care of him until he was 15, when he was shot by sniper's father's biological parents who later forced to live in his own smelly high school bathroom... along with that, he was 16-17 when he was forced to marry his abusive teacher who was 20 years older than him. He was enslaved, molested, abused, tortured, and even cheated on. Along with that, he secretly fed sniper without her noticing... when sniper was 6 days old, sniper's biological father walked to his room, naked, crying for him to be safe. He fed him, gave him water, and even bathed him when she wasn't looking or going shopping. On that day, sniper's biological father hugged him, told him that he's about to give him a a lovely family in Australia... so he won't suffer, get abused, and he wants him to live a normal life without misery from his biological mother. So he made a note for sniper's new parents, telling him about his story, his life, and about himself too. He wrote to them to take care of him. Sniper's biological father basically sacrificed himself so sniper will be safe. Sniper didn't have a name at the time, so sniper's biological father wanted his new adoptive parents to take care of him, feed him, bathe him, and give him a proper life!! So sniper won't die young... he kept it as a secret, until 30 years later, sniper's biological mother found out about the situation and literally killed her own husband. Thankfully, sniper told the police about what happened, what she did, and even what happened to her husband, and she was immediately sentenced to death by electric chair. Sniper's biological father sadly passed away, after telling him the true story of why he sent him to australia, and it was absolutely heartbreaking... he wanted him to live a normal life so he won't get killed by his biological mother...

Medic: Is it working?

The Devil: Oh, absolutely.

The Devil: ...

Devil: *sitting confused over the contract* Is that your wish?