Ship so good I had to draw them as a Siren and a Dumb ass pirate >_<
I like how this turned out but I SUCK BUTT at background
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Ship so good I had to draw them as a Siren and a Dumb ass pirate >_<
I like how this turned out but I SUCK BUTT at background

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Is nobody talking about how beautiful Tezz is in white DUDE
Tezz volitov headcanons I made <3
⢠Tezz does NOT like loud noises, he tries covering it with āitās just thunderā but itās just any loud noise in general (this is my favorite)
ā¢He can sleep standing up or with his eyes open, but after joining battle force 5 and getting a proper sleeping quarters it took him awhile to adjust, but he can sleep peacefully now.
ā¢He owns a flip phone with a cute little magnet charm hanging from it (this is actually canon as it was seen in Battle force 5: revolution, not the charm part)
ā¢for some strange reason the Splitwire isnāt adjusted to Tezzās height so his legs are slightly up, and the only way he can fit in his vehicle is when itās fused with someone elseās, like ShatterBolt!
ā¢Tezz likes watching old movies, like Iām talking about ones from the 90ās to 80ās. He finds them interesting and his favorite ones are the ones with color.
ā¢Since he was still like 9 when he got stranded he still was loosing baby teeth around the time, and instead of tossing them he kept them in one of his pockets for āsafe keepingā
Later spinner was joking about how the tooth fairy gave $20 for each tooth, and tezz didnāt believe him. I can guarantee you Tezz the easiest $240 in one night. He still doesnāt believe the tooth exists but pretends he does just to not make them feel bad.ļæ¼
ā¢he had night terrors shortly after joining battle force 5, but they went away like in 4 weeks. It was a horrible four weeks for the rest of the team thoā¦
ā¢Tezz can name everything on the periodic ļæ¼ table of elements!
Saw a reel on instagram and found it so funny it reminded me of them
Simon: I donāt want Tezz bro
Stanford: Stay the fuck away from him
Simon: bro I donāt even like skinny guys
Stanford: exactly so what are you talking to him for?!
Simon: Because he does my taxes!
Stanford:ā¦.
Simon: I didnāt wanna tell you this but yeah
Knowing how to code a little feels so weird to me because what do you mean I can just make a visual novel about Stanford and Tezz in a stupid Office AU
Im stupid lol

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There is probably a universe in BF5 where Tezz and Stanford have a whole kid together.
(I actually loved this idea and thought about it all day, my omega verse past kicked in now everyone has to suffer)
Sky may Rhodes/Volitov
Stanfords genes:
-Ginger hair
-eye shape
-his attitude
-looks like a straight clone of him if her eyes are closed
Tezzs genes:
-eye color
-white strands
-thick eyebrows
-definitely his intelligence
Normal facts:
-she got buck teeth when her adult teeth came in, so she wears braces. She scrunches up her mouth so her teeth donāt show up out of instinct sometimes
-she LOVES fossils
-pretty smart like Tezz but mostly Relys on common sense
I like drawing in my notebook rather than my sketchbook. Also hereās my contribution to Tezz in a dress. Might make a better one on digital if I find the time
Also I do the fucking math wrong itās actually $380 I was stressing when I wrote that T_T
I had a dream that Tezz just canabalized everyone in the hub for no fucking reason.
Like he didnāt even eat them fully it was just a singular arm from each member.
I canāt even make this shit up