My blood smells funny!

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

hey reblog this and put what youtube channel soothes you in the tags mine is that guy that makes knives out of everything (kiwami japan) and another guy that repairs old gaming systems and stuff (Odd Tinkering)

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

this feels like adhd with depression

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

LINDAQUEST is my new video game wherein you try to cancel your chapstick of the month club over the phone, and all the while you are named Linda. Can you collect all 80 unlockable guns?