#textythings

this is actually hard i feel like most of my opinions are standard........ okay hold y'all cassie was not it. i didn't care for her episodes at all but i did not think she could act. but i know those episodes did so well bc they actually talked about ratings about her eps 😭😭😭 i think the concept was cool but sry to the actress.... like if we are gonna talk fucked up kid adam in s1 alone was top tier

hmmmmmm tbh it depends i’m super biased so like if elizabet went to do i got rhythm again i’d be like UM YES QUEEN 1000000/10 but if it’s ppl i don’t care about i’m like, eh, maybe a 3 lololol. but it really just depends on the program and how much they change it? 

i don’t mind really redoing a program from the year before for the olympic season like mirai is doing since i think it makes sense, ur used to the program and it’s recent so it’s like Ok Chill 

but besides that? idk lmao. like if i personally like the program i’ll be biased and be like hell yeah but if i’m indifferent i’ll just be like??????? why did u do that why are u making me suffer whoops

omg lol idk if my brain can do elementary and taylor is easy lmfao. i do not like her. and it's wild to me that so many ppl i am friends with are so obsessed with her like we talk about not wanting to support abusers and she worked with one on a movie but ppl just like wanna forget??? and god she's even more insufferable now bc she's on tour lol. i don't really say much though on socials bc y'all do you!! music wise i can only admit her early stuff like. red and earlier stuff lol. but her personally i dislike sry. my fave though is someone who hates jack sm that they were able to listen to like .01 seconds of each song on her newer albums and determines if it's his bc it's thaaaat distinct. i just found that amusing. 🤠

anon if u sent me both of these i’m going to need u to pay for my pain.

so. joanlock. JOANLOCK. where the fuck do i even begin. joan watson alone is like. top tier, god tier, i love you mother thank you for raising me. and their relationship is like fucking. perfect. i don’t give a shit about the writing of the show past s1!!!! i don’t care!!!! they are perfect beyond all the shitty writing!!!!! they are beautiful!!!!!! they are perfection!!!!! the fucking softness of everything. the domesticity. how they live together and just like. SOFT. 

when i tell you when i first watched season 1 i was fucking blown away like i was crying i was screaming like HE NAMED??? A BEE??????????? AFTER? HER????????? top that. robert doherty has written many shitty storylines, but he sure as hell KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK WITH THIS MOMENT. the roof of the brownstone, the bee watching, the bee naming, start anew playing in the background. quite literally. perfection. 

the way that they fucking saved each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she saved his life!!!!!!!!! YOU SAVED MY LIFE JOAN. NOBODY COULD SEE IT BUT YOU!!!!!!!! and how he introduced her to a world that she probably never thought in a million yearssssss that she’d be in. and she’s GOOD at it. and SHE’S HAPPY!!! LIKE SHE DESERVES!!!!! (I’M EMO ABOUT THERE WAS A SPARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 

and and and and AND AND AND AND THE FUCKING WAYS THEY SAY I LOVE YOU WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING IT QUITE LITERALLY BREAK ME EVERY TIME. these lines are shit you’d never say irl bc who tf talks like that but the way they execute it make it like HURT. I’M IN PAIN. here’s a list of quotes that quite literally come into my home and murder me 

i’m better with you, watson. i’m sharper, i’m more focused. difficult to say why exactly. perhaps in time i’ll solve that as well 

you have this kind of PULL... LIKE GRAVITY. I’M SO LUCKY THAT I FELL INTO YOUR ORBIT (WHO TF SAYS THIS???????????? FUCKING ART!)

you and i are bound. somehow. (yes i talk about this line 10293801289301928309182 times every day but like LIKE LIKE LIKE CAN’T BE TOPPED??????????????? the SOMEHOW?????? bc he’s perplexed still as to WHY!!!!!! but he knows they ARE FOREVER!!!!!!!)

when sherlock actually DARED TO SAY THE L WORD OUT LOUD???? we’re two people who love each other. always HAVE BEEN. FUCK OFF!!!!!

i’m an emo bitch because they’d never actually said “i love you” even though you KNOW IT and it’s like ALL BETWEEN THE LINES and sherlock has HALF SAID IT BUT JOAN ONLY SAID IT BACK JOKINGLY KINDA BUT LIKE AHHH!!! i can’t be mad at it bc i’m the same. saying i love you irl? disgusting anyways that’s enough on reason 1029301283 why i am in fact joan watson. 

now we’re gonna talk about the lead up to The Hug. bc i’m still an emo bitch. FIRST OF ALL, M!!!!!!!!! THAT FUCKING EPISODE. when she’s like. i think he needs comforting and i want to help him and normally i’d hug the person but that’s not what we are and that’s not what he needs so i will hesitantly and sit next to him and SOFTLY TOUCH HIS ARM TO SHOW I AM HERE FOR HIM LIKE??????????????????????????????? pain. suffering. THEN THEN THEN the scene when sherlock comes back to the brownstone when joan is back home after being kidnapped (fuck off mycrosoft) and when they just STARE. AT. EACH. OTHER. FOR LIKE. SECONDS. FUCK THAT SCENE IS LIKE SO MUCH!!!!!! and she’s like. it’s okay. i’m okay. i’m okay. I’M OKAY. fuck. and then and then and then the actual hugs we get that joan initiates........ remember when we died 4.01. anyways. my fave one is def the one when sherlock comes home from vermont and like just WELCOMES IT like... he’s like yes i’ve been gone for a while hello watson i am ready to welcome a hug. i’m. emo. 

AND THEN THE FUCKING ACTUAL GRAND FINALE (THEIR LAST BOW AKA MY ACTUAL DEATH) this scene personally is like the most painful and tear jerking scene of all time like. i couldn’t even imagine how it was to film for jlm and lucy bc it was like 7 years of friendship!!!!! 7 years of this....... and it was also like a hug goodbye to each other :( :( :( you could honestly feel it like FUCK. and how HER VOICE BREAKS AND HOW HE’S LIKE WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL ME AND HE’S LIKE I’M STAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how he’d drop everything for her. and the HUG. and how joan’s like i don’t need this i’m okay i don’t need you to be here and then her breaking down and accepting his hug and crying and they’re just both crYING AND THEY’RE BOTH JUST HOLDING EACH OTHER AND WHEN SHE PUT HER HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE GENUINELY I’M JUST AN ACTUAL MESS ABOUT IT I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT ALSO I MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH MY PARENTS.

ok i think i’m done??? honestly????????? i miss them. forever. ugh. rewatch anyone????????? yeah. yeah. s1 forever xoxoxoxoxo

this is EXTREMELY hard because claudia alone i kept going back and forth...

but i THINK this might be my fave.

i know you can't even see the whole outfit this gif sorry but i just LOVE the jacket thing and i love the glasses it is just SUCH A VIBE.................

as for the others...

honestly for stacey i like them all? i love the way she dresses. like it's stuff i would consider business wear to wear to an office but she makes it look normal for her age? pretty iconic!

for kristy, i really love the suit look in stacey's emergency. but also in general i think all of her outfits fit her so well

for dawn i am obsessed with the s1 wedding look... just the dress and the headband. adorable.

for mary anne i really loved her fashion development from s1 to s2. i think in s2 she looks so pretty and more sure of herself and everything. i particularly lovedddd the outfit when she has the notecard talk with her dad. so cute!!

jessi is a bit harder since from what i can remember she mostly just wears like. actual athletic wear BUT in her recital she looked so pretty and god the tiara. yes queeeeennnnn

honestly rip to mallory but i don't really remember much of her outfits... ;_;

the way you all come into my ask box to make me personally attack myself is truly something!!!

i really think top tier for me even though it’s super recent is “you’re a very important part of my day. of my... life.” BECAUSE that is quite literally the first time she has explicitly stated her feelings about them and their friendship and partnership and it just makes me an emo bitch. AND he doesn’t joke about it with her. there’s no ~haha wow you care about me~ sarcasm. he just says. back at you. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. like. the weight of this scene is just. too much for me. ugh. CRIES.

are you saying i complete you is also top tier, but just a LIL below the first one hehe. like first of all, the way she just CAME OUT and said that like... he’s just like listing off all these examples of partners that remind him of them... and she’s just like oh. so you’re saying. i complete you? like IN ALL SERIOUSNESS TOO LIKE WHO SAYS THAT. and i really like this one too because there was no joking about it either (til the end when she’s like. yeah what am i getting for doing all the work for you lol). and i just die that he just had to add the “professionally” in there like. LIKE. like. buddy.

i actually don’t think i talked about this part but blood in the water when juliet’s like... actually i can’t swim. and he’s just ?!?!?! did you lie to me... and she’s like... i didn’t want you to worry about me... and he said WELL I STILL DID. ah the tail end of s1. so beautiful.

i’ve talked about this before but i think i’m better at my job with you than i am without me truly ended personally because it’s very ~joanlockesque~ and i’m a fucking sucker for that shit and parallels and i’m still emo about it. also love how he admits this while a gun is being pointed at them. cute!

“i think it’s that you don’t know how to accept help. you think asking for help is some kind of sign of weakness, but it’s not. it’s the complete opposite of that. look, you’ve had my back since before we were even partners. let me help you.” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 the way i die for his let me help you and you deserve happiness speeches............................................................................ end me, king.

ohhh ok ok that's hard. let me think.

fave episodes of fave shows:

elementary - i'm sorry i can't choose between so many s1 faves... as we say s1 is our favorite episode :)

bsc - because i hate myself claudia and the sad goodbye... it's just so beautifully acted

leverage - the san lorenzo job but also s3 in general... whew...

the librarians - and the point of salvation. but also there are so many bangers. but this is a classic

i'm just gonna do those shows bc i have too many "fave" shows and i think that's good list lol

current fave song... i honestly haven't really listened to NEW music per say, but miss erika tham my make it pop queen released her first single "admit it" which is pretty cool. the chinese influence was really neat to hear :]

you want 10 more?!?!?!?!? hehehehehe. i’m kinda just going through my gifs to see what i’ve made gifs of to get emo about them.

literally 1.02 when they go on a dinner date that’s not even a date and how the fuck with each other like he’s like BAE, MY LOVE, HONEY and she’s like HAVE A BIRTHDAY CAKE. like........... i die

the shoulder bump because uwu 🥺

I’M REALLY EMO ABOUT THE END OF THE DAY DANGER WALKED IN...................... like their looks... me crying... the way she basically says she values his opinion and wants him and ethan to be friends i’m literally so emo about it like UGH end me. AND THE FUCKING SOFT BANTER BEFOREHAND THE WAY THEY END ME  

when she bought his watch back :’))))))))) baby :) :) :) THE EYE CONTACT PLEASE END ME. literally all their eye contact idk how they do it. like. bitch.

their first fake married literally kills me and is so precious. he’s literally like. hold guys i got a plan. hey juliet want to be my wife uwuwuwuwu and the way she PLAYS COMPLETELY INTO IT like SO WELL a bit too well. aslkdfjasljdkf UGH i just cry at her faces that she was making too she’s too cute and how they just kept making up lies and how they kept reacting to each other’s lies like. honestly top tier shit. i love them

idk how i didn’t put the platonic couples massage on my previous list but here it is because what the fuck. also we say platonic sarcastically but also like literally because yes please fuck for the lOVE of god but also their friendship is like A++++++++++++++++++++ like that episode was really just her trying to be a good friend for him and i’m emo about it always 

the end of blood in the water??? comes into my home and murders me constantly?????????? they are just... so much... and how he knows her THAT WELL that he’s says EXACTLY what she asked and she’s just like... hM..... LUCKY GUESS and i’m a fucking emo bitch

basically the whole episode of when they thought they were fake engaged??? how it starts off with i am so into this i’m getting a tux!!!!!!!!!! to thomas... i can’t go through with it with you but i appreciate (love) you for doing everything you could to help me....... cry

literally just a funny moment but when thomas needs to change into the security guard outfit and she’s like take those clothes off he’s like UM???? EYES?????????? and she’s like shut up and he’s like uM???? literally the facial expressions alone make this top tier 

not an obligatory farewell to love mention but thomas you were quite literally behind eVERYBODY ON THE TOUR WHY DID YOU HOLD HER HAND AND FUCKING KISS IT????????????????????????????????????????? EXPLAIN???? explain. every day i need to know who owes me compensation for my pain and suffering for this shit