#textstarters

[text] Gay? But you're a girl!

[text] Well, I'm gay then... gotta live with that.

[text] Didn't you sent this half-naked dude last year already?

[text] NO MORE HALF-NAKED GUYS!!!

[text] Umm ... Me and ordinary? You might wanna reconsider that statement again.

[text] Hey ho! Is this still _____? I never know considering your urge to change numbers and profile picutres.

[text] NOOO! I'm never going back there. Not even if the world's fate depends on it

[text] That's the proof that guys NEVER grow up

[text] Sure - physically .... mentally is doubtful

[text] You don't need to shower, neither did ____

[text] I'm going upstairs and take a dump in the guestroom.

[text] I already said that. NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME!!!

[text] Still better than i am. Trust me, I'm a noob.

[text] You're the seventh asking... I swear I'll kill someone if I hear that question EVER again

[text] Might be but I'm more chill than any of you guys

[text] At first I wanted to call it "the wi-fi is strong with this one" but then I realized I'm not THAT much into Star Wars

[text] You'd better do something for your brain instead of your muscles.

[text] That's hurting! You only text me because you don't have a life!

[text] Fine, then I'll sit upon you and fart!

[text] What? Did you scram so you won't have to bear with me?