oops, wrong number ... text starters
unhinged prompts for messages sent out of the blue to wrong numbers
txt: i'm in love with you
txt: but i made spaghetti :(
txt: how's it going, sugar tits
txt: bad news, they survived.
txt: on our way to the hospital
txt: can i copy your homework?
txt: i did what you told me to do
txt: i'm gonna fight u when i see u
txt: lock the doors, they're coming
txt: the stuff arrived. meet me @ 10
txt: these nachos gave me the bad shits
txt: don't come home, the cops are here
txt: the possum situation is outta control
txt: mom wants u to call her and she's mad
txt: so when are u actually gonna tell them?
txt: i need fries or i'm gonna murder somebody
txt: so when was the last time u kissed a dude?
txt: get everything ready, we're going tomorrow.
txt: your payment will go thru when i have proof
txt: hey, it's (name), we met at that party last night
txt: leave the briefcase by the bench and walk away
txt: [image] how bad do these x-rays look, be honest
txt: i just think you should break up. u deserve better
txt: sorry for peeing on your nice car seats, i was drunk
txt: party starts at 4, don't be late or you'll miss the cake
txt: damn, dude, if u hate me that much u could just tell me
txt: you deserve this face to face, but this is the best i can do, i love you.
txt: listen, i know this is a bad idea to say over text, but i think we should end things.
txt: won't be able to make it, my cat's stuck on top of the cupboards and i can't get him down.