#teri!

The script for Project LUMEN is…. A lot of things. 

It’s long, sure, it’s great, it’s in-character and collaborative. 

But mostly… It’s colorful—

What is this Red? 

This Orange?

There are Blues and—

What is this Color…?

Things may never be the same…. 

-The Walmart i mean writer LoreKeeper (tewi) 

Well, you’ve all been wondering where the writers have been. You can all personally thank Foam for shaking me and telling me, hey! We’ve got this thing! 

So as they say… Round 2, Electric boogaloo! 

We’ll start with a personal favorite of mine… One truth, two lies! 

You will be given three lines. Two of them will be made up… But one of them will have been pulled directly from the script. 

GRIAN - So, like, best friends? Sounds like a good deal to me. 

GRIAN - I see we both had the same idea; To come here for sand.

SCAR - I may have died first, but you’re the next one in line, my friend!

Ooooh. Now I’m doubting myself. Which one is the truth, my friend? 

You’ll find out next wednesday. 

Leave your theories in the reblogs ;)!

[Tape starts]

[Unintelligible]

[Muffled sound]

[Page flicking]

#1: Oh!

#2: What did you find?

#1: Today’s [Unintelligible].

#2: Friend… That’s not a word.

#1: I know, I know, Friend, but it’s in Common. They apparently feel the need to tame everything with their existence, even time. Today’s [Unintelligible].

#2: Oh… I didn’t know that. And, please, stop trying to speak Common, it hurts my Watchful ears.

#1: Well, I can’t translate it.

#2: You can! Come on, I know we have a manual on translating Common to Galactic somewhere around here.

[Shuffling sounds]

[Footsteps]

#2: Ahah!

[Footsteps]

[Muffled sound]

[Bam!]

#2: Told you.

#1: Just get on it.

[Multiple page flickings]

[Muffled sound]

#2: So this letter, is this letter…

#1: I hate it when you think out loud. That’s not your job.

#2: Shut up.

[Muffled sound]

[Scribbling]

#2: Ahah! There it is.

#1: Wednesday.

#2: That’s still not a word. Wednesday? What even is that? They just made up a word.

#1: Give them some credit! There’s Day at the end of it.

#2: Yeah, and a day is a made-up concept. But, sure, let’s say I give them that–but Wednesday? Wed? What, am I supposed to marry someone today?

#1: Hey! I didn’t make Common. Or the concept of time, really.

#2: I know. But you still Watch them! I don’t understand it.

#1: You Watch wild life, you never could understand.

#2: Isn’t that coming soon?

#1: What?

#2: Wild Life.

#1: I dunno. I don’t work on that.

#2: Oh well.

#1: Let me get back to work, then.

#2: You’re the one that spoke about your weird Wednesday.

#1: [Unintelligible]!

#2: Ugh.

[Tape ends]

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

Writer Wednesday, you say?

Hi and welcome to Writer Wednesday, where every Wednesday, me and my beautiful team of writers will cook up something for your enjoyment!

Sincerely,

Teri, the Writing Team’s boss.

This week we (Foam and her emotional support boss, Teri) bring you a sneak peek of the quests we’ve been working on for 3rd Life.!

Some are already fully formed and patiently await to be discovered on your adventure.

Others maybe not so much...

And sometimes us writers just like to have a little fun :D

Ps - the answer from previous writers wednesday was b, the yellow quote! 

Also, if you noticed we missed a week, no we didn’t shush

Any plans to include it as an easter egg or something similar?

(Warning! Spoilers for Simple Life!)

Why hello there, Teri the Writing Boss to your service.  

For as of now, we are looking for 6-8 Writers. However, depending on the number of applicants, that could be prone to change. 

(Background artist are the same with their numbers, though UI artists are probably going to be 1-2, i believe.)

We are sorry to say we will NOT be taking VA’s. 

There are too many problems we would encounter if we were, and we really do not have the resources or management. Nor do we think enough people would be dedicated enough to spend time reading what is pretty much a series of novels’ worth of writing, let alone have the right voices for the characters.

We do have several possible solutions we are working on to use instead of voice actors, though you’ll have to wait and see!

Thanks for the question!