#telephobos

“Because I miss you and everyone and I feel like I’ve been dead in the back of a Ford F150 for 80 years, yet all I have to show for myself is this hat, a dysfunctional metro, big fat bitch disease and a computer game full of squares, depression and bees.”

“Considering the severely short notice you gave us to pull everything together, I’m a little surprised at myself for how well I did this time-- I’m sure you’ll find everything is perfectly worth the [DATA REDACTED] dollars in gold you paid for it, @telephobos.” --T

“I wired up tha lighting with 10 different settings (strobe most definitely included), and the sound system is heavy enough ta hold up a killer wail, let alone tha spicy beats I’ll be Dj-ing all night in @spicy-beats‘s stead,” --O

“A n d, I made sure my Octav-- er, W a s a didn’t taint the style with all of his gangster shtick-- I ordered multiple disco balls, decorative and functional boomboxes, and of course-- I slipped some retro grooves into the setlist that I’m sure would be favorites of any Tartar... Really, I just did what I’d want at my wedding cod forbid, and since you’re one android body away from being me, I’ll safely assume this fits the bill.” --T

            ☪️ —— ❝ Psst. You've got all that human knowledge, right? What happened at Area 51? They were hiding stuff, weren't they? ❞  

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