#spicy unity

Meanwhile, at the brink of the Meme Wedding’s commencement, T-Vax is about to die of jealousy.

“Considering the severely short notice you gave us to pull everything together, I’m a little surprised at myself for how well I did this time-- I’m sure you’ll find everything is perfectly worth the [DATA REDACTED] dollars in gold you paid for it, @telephobos.” --T

“I wired up tha lighting with 10 different settings (strobe most definitely included), and the sound system is heavy enough ta hold up a killer wail, let alone tha spicy beats I’ll be Dj-ing all night in @spicy-beats‘s stead,” --O

“A n d, I made sure my Octav-- er, W a s a didn’t taint the style with all of his gangster shtick-- I ordered multiple disco balls, decorative and functional boomboxes, and of course-- I slipped some retro grooves into the setlist that I’m sure would be favorites of any Tartar... Really, I just did what I’d want at my wedding cod forbid, and since you’re one android body away from being me, I’ll safely assume this fits the bill.” --T

“The guest menagerie is starting to look awfully sketchy...” --T

“Ain’t really our business who tha happy couple is invitin’ to their wedding-- unless they plan on glubbing squit up for our gig and our gold. We’ll burn that bridge when we get there.” --O