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Wow that a good amount of posts you got there

How do you even type them out??

SPEECH TO TEXT IS AMAZING

AS THAT GUY SAID, THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING

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always knew you were a bad influence

I can explain-

Stay fresh!

spicy-beats

TOLD YOU SHE WAS A BAD SEED. BUT NONE OF Y'ALL BELIEVED ME.

IS THIS WHAT VICTORY FEELS LIKE?

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Says the guy who stole the great zapfish twice, kidnapped a popstar, brainwashed her, threatened to kill 3 teenagers and is a war criminal.

spicy-beats

WE WILL NOT GET INTO THE ZAPFISH DEBATE BECAUSE YOU KEEPING IT FOR *DECADES* IS HORRIBLE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

CALLIE CAME OUT OF HER OWN FREE WILL

SMOKING IS WORSE THAN BRAINWASHING

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP HIRING TEENAGERS

AND YOU ARE ALSO TECHNICALLY WAR CRIMINALS.

I MEAN, YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH INVADING FOREIGN LANDS BY USING CHILD/TEENAGE SOLDIERS, PLUNDERING THEIR HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS AKA THE SUNKEN SCROLLS AND ATTEMPTING TO OVERTHROW THEIR GOVERNMENT BY PLACING THEIR BEAUTIFUL POLITICAL LEADER IN A SNOWGLOBE.

#ic #octavio why are you like that #hitting him with a rolled newspaper right now #bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap

Yo

WUT?

#IC

marie-cuttlefish-deactivated202

always knew you were a bad influence

I can explain-

Stay fresh!

spicy-beats

TOLD YOU SHE WAS A BAD SEED. BUT NONE OF Y'ALL BELIEVED ME.

IS THIS WHAT VICTORY FEELS LIKE?

#tw smoking #ic #god octavio can you not #for five seconds #i hate this man

spicy-beats

TEAM PAST WON GRAND FESTIVAL YOU SAID?

YOU HEARD IT FIRST, I WILL BE THE ONLY IDOL FOR THE NEXT SPLATOON GAME

spicy-beats

I HEAR YOU SAY "BUT HOW SPLATFEST IS GONNA WORK"

WELL IT'S SIMPLE. WE'RE GOING BACK TO A TWO TEAM SCENARIO EVEN THOUGH I WILL BE THE SOLE IDOL.

THERE IS THE TEAM I WILL CHOOSE (SUPERIOR, IMPORTANT, THE BEST). THIS IS NORMALLY THE TEAM THAT YOU WILL PICK BECAUSE I HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE, GYAH HA HA.

AND THERE WILL BE THE OTHER TEAM FOR CHUMPS.

#IC #YOU ARE WELCOME

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can u rank all the agents in order from least to worst? (captain(s) included) ((your opinion))

CALLIE

THE SALMONID

THE OTHER CHILD GREMLINS (TIED)

COHOZUNA'S LEFT SOCK

LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE

MARIE

#IC

"So, uh... Do you happen to mind the fact that some of your people happen to be... Green?" - @achtm1zuta

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE SAME SHADE OF GREEN AS THAT WIMPY GIRL KNOWN AS AGENT 2, WE'RE GOOD

#HEY MARIE YOU'RE STILL THE INFERIOR SQUID SISTER #IC

“AY GUYS IT’S YA BOI G U Z M A”

-Guzma anon

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A GUZMA IS, BUT THAT PRESENTATION IS FRESH, GYAH HA HA.

TAKE NOTES, INKFISH

#IC

TEAM PAST WON GRAND FESTIVAL YOU SAID?

YOU HEARD IT FIRST, I WILL BE THE ONLY IDOL FOR THE NEXT SPLATOON GAME

#IC #oh god he's back

Bro got stashed in a snow globe

IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US (ME), YOU KNOW

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FUCK

LANGUAGE, YOUNG SOLDIER.

FUCK

WHEN YOU SWEAR, YOU HAVE TO GO BIG OR GO HOME, GYAH HA HA

For how long have you been holding the ZL button?

WHAT BUTTON?

#old man doesn't break the fourth wall

why did you kidnap callie

NOT A KIDNAPPING.

SHE HEARD ME OUT AND CONSENTED TO HELP US FINALLY GET A POWER SOURCE TO POWER GIA...TO POWER OUR HOMES.

#ic #NO GIANT ROBOTS INVOLVED #EVER

what do you think about Marina?

IF SHE WANTS TO ASSOCIATE HERSELF WITH SHORTY MCSHORT, IT'S HER BUSINESS.

#ic #NOT SALTY AT ALL NO

That's right. Your not the king no more!

THANKS FOR YOUR WISE INPUT, QUEEN NOTHING

#BOLD TO SAY “STAY FRESH” WHEN YOU'RE THE ROTTEN IDOL #TEAM CALLIE FOREVER #IC

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