#ceasersabsolution

[04:44:30] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] began trolling ceasersAbsolution [CA] at 04:44 —

[04:44:44] CA: oh boy

[04:44:44] TA: hey ED

[04:44:52] CA: hey sol

[04:44:58] TA: ii need to a2k you 2omethiing

[04:45:01] CA: here to cursh my feelings again

[04:45:11] TA: wa2 that a thiing ii diid before?

[04:45:13] CA: oh yeah go ahead i dont mind

[04:45:20] CA: wwhat thin

[04:45:28] TA: cru2hiing your feeliing2?

[04:46:06] CA: you told me vvris lovved me

[04:46:09] CA: and she didnt

[04:47:55] TA: omg eriidan you DIIDN’T

[04:48:04] TA: come on that wa2 2o obviiou2ly a joke ED!

[04:48:27] CA: …

[04:48:31] CA: dude fuck you

[04:48:42] TA: ampora ii don’t even know what to thiink

[04:49:15] TA: okay ii have to a2k you a thiing

[04:49:17] CA: i already havve black relationship wwith gam so you dont havve many options

[04:49:30] CA: unless of course you feel responsible and wwould like to be my ashen

[04:49:35] CA: in that case id forgivve you

[04:49:38] TA: waiit you’re black for gamzee?

[04:49:41] CA: and maybe wwe can build from there

[04:49:55] CA: he is for me so i decided to accept it

[04:50:01] CA: eq told me

[04:50:38] TA: he’2 black for you? are you 2ure? iit’2 not the vrii2ka thiing all over agaiin?

[04:52:44] CA: no this time i havve sources

[04:52:52] TA: well okay

[04:52:56] TA: ii tru2t your 2ource2

[04:53:10] CA: anywway

[04:53:14] CA: wwhat do you wwant

[04:53:24] CA: i think somethin is goin on at the distance

[04:53:29] CA: like theres some wweird guy

[04:53:32] CA: anywway

[04:53:41] TA: uh you miight have to explaiin that

[04:53:52] CA: i cant really

[04:53:54] TA: but do you know how to help 2omeone haviing a 2troke?

[04:54:28] CA: wwhats a stroke

[04:55:10] TA: iit’2 a mediical condiitiion

[04:55:36] CA: ok

[04:55:41] CA: i havve no idea

[04:56:05] TA: ii 2ee now how 2tupiid iit wa2 to a2k you

[04:56:16] TA: mr. priiviillaged a22fiin2

[04:56:24] CA: howw rude

[04:57:52] TA: don’t giive me that

[04:58:07] TA: you probably never even had to dre22 your own papercut2

[04:58:40] CA: this is uncalled for

[04:58:43] CA: i cant help you

[04:58:52] CA: fef probably knowws

[04:59:02] CA: i knoww that because fef and i are close

[04:59:05] CA: did i evver mention that

[04:59:07] TA: EUGH

[04:59:40] TA: that wa2 the expre22iion of exactly how uncarriing ii am about that

[05:00:01] TA: bro ii’m glad your palerom ii2 goiing hard and comfy

[05:00:24] TA: and ii’m glad you’re black relatiion2hiip ii2 happeniing fiine and dandy

[05:01:03] TA: there ii2 NO way iin any conciievable fuck ii am goiing to a2k that guttergiill2 for help wiith anythiing

[05:01:27] TA: 2he can cook over a low fiire wiith 2everal 2ea2oniing2 for all ii care

[05:01:54] CA: she can do that yes

[05:02:06] CA: eh you knoww wwhat sol

[05:02:15] CA: i wwont evven bother defendin her after wwhat happened

[05:02:23] CA: guess ill just be lonely forevver

[05:02:29] CA: oh wwell if youll excuse me

[02:53] -- ceasersA8solution [CA] began trolling tyrannicalConnoisseur [TC] at 02:53 --

[02:53] CA: wwell are you ready to play this stupid game or wwhat

[02:54] TC: i thought you'd never ask, brother.

[02:54] TC: HONK.

[02:54] CA: wwell you know me i was just cryin aboat my recent developments

[02:54] CA: you knoww

[02:54] CA: fef bein a traitor and all that kinda hurt i dunno how to deal

[02:55] TC: well, there really isn't much time to worry about that considering our current situation.

[02:55] CA: wwhatevver then i got these meteors to wworry about too

[02:55] CA: its just so much

[02:56] CA: why am i not a man like you gam

[02:56] TC: WE CAN'T ALL BE THIS PERFECT A MOTHERFUCKING MALE SPECIMEN, BROTHER.

[02:57] TC: now are you going to connect to me or what?

[02:57] CA: yeah sure

[02:57] CA: you got the client booted up right

[02:58] TC: YEAH.

[03:03] CA: alright wwell i got the thingy all wworkin

[03:03] CA: i can see you and wwhatnot

[03:03] CA: makes me wwanna revalu8te my life just lookin at you

[03:03] CA: anywway noww for the shit

[03:04] TC: drop it like its hot, brother.

[03:05] -- ceasersA8solution [CA] deploys Cruxtruder and Alchemiter in a convient location --

[03:05] CA: okay i just gotta movve this other shit aside to place the totem lathe

[03:05] TC: WHAT OTHER SHIT ARE YOU MOVING EXACTLY?

[03:06] CA: again i dunno howw i knoww wwhat thats called i mean fuck someone more intelligent like vri probably told me

[03:06] CA: oh just some horns i cant place it wwith them in the way like that

[03:06] TC: oh.

[03:06] CA: nothin serious cmon

[03:06] TC: YEAH, THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE PILED UP ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[03:07] CA: alright im gonna do this but first

[03:07] CA: i wwanted to tell you that im lovve with nep

[03:08] CA: and that if you wwanna tell the wworld you can copy paste that message if you wwant

[03:08] TC: haha, what?

[03:08] CA: okay now

[03:08] CA: w

[03:11] -- ceasersA8solution [CA] attempts to place the Totem Lathe in the proper spot but loses control prematurely, causing it to land on Gamzee's recuprecoon rather violently --

[03:11] CA: oh fuck im sorry

[03:12] TC: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKING POISON EVERYWHERE.

[03:12] CA: im sorry fuck its all my fault you can kick my ass if you wwant wwhen we meet

[03:12] CA: okay wwel theres only twwo more things to do

[03:13] TC: yeah, i need the card and the totem lathe.

[03:14] CA: i dropped the lathe on your cocoon remember

[03:14] -- ceasersA8solution [CA] deploys a prepunched card --

[03:14] TC: WELL, YEAH, BUT YOU COULD MOVE IT OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SLIME.

[03:14] TC: i would...

[03:14] TC: RATHER NOT MOTHERFUCKING GO NEAR THAT SHIT.

[03:15] -- ceasersA8solution [CA] extracts the Totem Lathe and places it in a corner away from the slime --

[03:15] CA: okay wwell it seems i was a dumbass as usual and forgot a thing

[03:15] CA: so lemme get this quick

[03:16] -- ceasersA8solution [CA] lifts the tigershark lusus corpse and drops it on the Alchemiter, releasing the kernelsprite, then drops the corpse in the sprite --

[03:16] TC: honk.

[03:16] CA: noww

[03:16] CA: im gonna go

[03:16] CA: gotta get my sorry ass in myself ya knoww

[03:17] TC: YEAH, I'LL JUST GET MYSELF INTO THE GAME FROM HERE.

[02:50] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling ceasersAbsolution [CA] at 02:50 --

[02:50] AG: Hey loser.

[02:51] AG: Got a minute?

[02:51] AG: Sure you do.

[02:51] AG: :::;)

[03:12:18] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] began trolling ceasersAbsolution [CA] at 03:12 —

[03:12:21] TA: 2up ED

[03:12:23] TA: bu2y?

[03:12:38] CA: screww it at this point i wwont get anythin done

[03:12:56] CA: sure i can talk wwith you too its not like youll take yes for an answwer anywway

[03:12:58] CA: wwhats up

[03:13:15] TA: well iit wa2 more

[03:13:26] TA: “2hould ii drag thii2 on and make iit horriible for both partiie2?”

[03:13:33] TA: anyway ii’ve got fiile2 for a game you have to play

[03:13:53] TA: a2k equiiu2 for detaiil2 ii’m not iin the mood to have a fiit of word puke

[03:16:14] CA: he told me about you accidentatly causin the apocalypse

[03:16:22] CA: im actually impressed

[03:16:31] CA: i kneww land dwwellers wwere stupid but darn

[03:16:48] CA: this isnt your evveryday stupidity this is advvanced stupidity

[03:17:20] TA: ii’m glad my accopmlii2hment2 have been dii2played and pa22ed along to the peanut gallery

[03:17:42] TA: ii wa2 worriied the great iinciident would go unnotiiced by the iin2ufferable priick portiion of our friiend group

[03:17:51] TA: but lucky for me equiiu2 ha2 got my back

[03:17:57] TA: and look at hiim go, 2tabbiing iit on repeat

[03:18:05] TA: truly the be2t friiend2 iin the world

[03:18:20] CA: yeah hes kind of an asshole

[03:18:52] CA: wwell at least you havve me and i wwont judge you

[03:19:06] CA: noww tell me wwhat you need so i can go back to figurin this out

[03:21:09] TA: fiiguriing what out?

[03:21:28] TA: maybe lookiing at iit from thii2 level of 2tupiidiity wiill dumb iit down enough to help you wiith ii

[03:21:55] TA: and iit’2 hone2tly ju2t a fiile dump ED iif you’re bu2y ii’ll ju2t me22age you later or 2omethiing

[03:26:50] CA: this game

[03:26:55] CA: im gams servver

[03:27:03] TA: oh

[03:27:05] CA: just givve it to me

[03:27:15] TA: well yea you’re goiing to need the fiile2

[03:27:16] TA: here

[03:27:25] CA: oh

[03:27:52] CA: hmm

[03:28:29] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] SENT FILE: 2Grub 2erver Connect - fii2h and chiip2 —

[03:28:44] — technologiicalApiiculture [TA] SENT FILE: 2Grub Cliient Connect - fii2h and chiip2 —

[03:28:50] TA: tho2e are your fiile2,

[03:29:17] TA: ju2t boot up the 2erver one and you 2hould be able to connect to gamzee

[03:29:46] TA: and ii gue22 feferii ii2 your 2erver? iin2tall the cliient fiile and 2he 2hould be able to 2elect you from a lii2t and connect to you that way

[03:36:22] CA: yeah she is

[03:36:27] CA: its complicated

[03:36:35] CA: and alright ill look through these then

[03:36:36] CA: thanks

[03:36:52] TA: yeah don’t worry abou iit

[03:36:59] CA: ok then see ya

[03:37:05] TA: uh huh

[03:37:10] TA: bye fii2h 2tiick2

[03:37:11] TA: ehe

[01:02] -- agesAnnihilation [AA] began trolling ceasersAbsolution [CA] at 13:02 --

[01:03] AA: こんにちは吟遊詩人。

[01:03] AA: 私は、あなたが喜びに私を欲しがると確信しています。

[01:03] AA: しかし、異なる時間に。

[01:03] CA: wwhat is this evven supossed to mean

[01:04] CA: nyeh i havve no time for this

[01:04] AA: フフフ。

[01:04] AA: あなたはこのゲームについて聞く？

[01:05] CA: i cant deal wwith this right noww

[01:05] CA: im busy reevvaluatin my life

[01:05] -- ceasersAbsolution [CA] gave up trolling agesAnnihilation [AA] at 13:05 --

[01:05] AA: LISTEN THE FUCK UP.

[01:05] CA: wwoha

[01:05] AA: I TALK THIS H0RRID LANGUAGE F0R SEC0ND.

[01:06] AA: Y0U ARE PERHAPS M0ST DENSE 0NE YET.

[01:06] CA: i can tell youre a land dwweller at this point

[01:06] CA: no you are dense

[01:06] AA: 0KAY Y0U HEAR AB0UT GAME YET YES.

[01:06] CA: ill havve you knoww youre talkin to royalty

[01:06] CA: yeah eq told me about it i wwill enter

[01:06] AA: YES YES. Y0U BIG VI0LET R0YAL MAN. I KN0W.

[01:07] AA: 0KAY WELL. MAYBE IF Y0U N0 S0 RUDE.

[01:07] AA: I TELL Y0U A SECRET T0 BEAT IT.

[01:07] CA: wwell if you put it that wway its uite flatterin

[01:07] CA: is this about quatrants perhaps

[01:09] AA: N0 R0MANCE. MAYBE Y0U SUCK ME 0FF LATER.

[01:09] AA: BUT I N0T TALKING AB0UT THAT N0W.

[01:10] AA: 0KAY. SINCE ALL Y0U FUCKING UNINF0RMED IDI0TS. H0W MUCH Y0U KN0W S0 FAR.

[01:11] CA: wwhat is this evven

[01:11] CA: i knoww that the game causes the apocalypse and that if i wwin i become a god

[01:11] CA: wwhich is evverythin i need to knoww

[01:14] AA: G00D. Y0U ACTUALLY KN0W M0RE THAN 0THERS D0.

[01:14] AA: RES0URCES TELL ME.

[01:14] AA: 0KAY I TELL Y0U H0W T0 BEC0ME G0D EARLY.

[01:18] CA: ok tell me

[01:18] CA: i need this

[01:20] AA: WHEN Y0U ENTER GAME. Y0U BE 0N PLANET.

[01:20] AA: PLANET WILL BE BASED 0N Y0UR FEARS. N0 BIG DEAL.

[01:20] AA: S0MEWHERE 0N PLANET. THERE IS A BED.

[01:20] AA: SH0ULDNT BE T00 HARD T0 FIND.

[01:21] AA: AS A HER0 0F H0PE. Y0UR BED WILL BE DEC0RATED. AD0RED.

[01:21] AA: P0SSIBLY EVEN 0N A GIANT PEDASTAL.

[01:21] AA: Y0U MUST G0 0N BED.

[01:21] AA: AND KILL Y0URSELF.

[01:21] CA: that doesnt sound right

[01:21] CA: especially the killin part

[01:22] AA: 0H IT RIGHT.

[01:22] AA: AFTER Y0U KILL SELF.

[01:22] AA: Y0U AWAKE AS G0D.

[01:23] CA: so the point of the game is to kill ourselvves?

[01:24] AA: WHEN Y0U PUT LIKE THAT IT N0 S0UND RIGHT.

[01:26] CA: i knoww

[01:30] AA: Y0U SH0ULD AT LEAST C0NSIDER.

[01:30] AA: THE REWARD IS GREAT.

[01:30] CA: i might

[01:30] AA: (✿╹◡╹)

[01:30] CA: ugh

[01:33] AA: I TELL Y0U EVERYTHING I WANT.

[01:33] AA: I G0 N0W.

[10:15] -- aristocraticGambit [AG] began trolling ceasersAbsolution [CA] at 22:15 --

[10:15] AG: Heyyyyyyyy, are you in Sector 5 yet?

[10:16] CA: not yet

[10:16] CA: eq decided to ruin that for me

[10:16] CA: as usual

[10:18] AG: I'm sure wh8ver you're doing isn't more important than 8eing in my area right now.

[10:38] CA: wwhat i am doin is the most important thin

[10:38] CA: the only activvity that matters

[10:38] CA: i havve to exnure fef is safe

[10:38] CA: her and i are vvery close

[10:39] AG: So, are you fucking 8acksta88ing every8ody with your wanna-8e girlfriend????????

[10:40] CA: no eq is

[10:40] CA: hes in her sector noww threatenin her

[10:40] CA: i must stay close in order to protect her

[10:41] AG: I don't mean to shatter your heart 8ut the little princess was the one who set up the re8ellion in the first place!

[10:42] CA: ...

[10:42] CA: that is a lie eq made up

[10:45] AG: Can you proooooooove it?

[10:48] CA: i noww fef wwell enough to knoww thats a lie

[10:51] AG: I don't know a8out that, Eridan. You just 8lindly trust people and put all of your hope in them, one day, your hope will 8e destroyed, and you're going to 8ring every8ody else down with you!!!!!!!!

[10:51] AG: Just get your head out of your ass and at least try to 8ring my point of view into consider8tion.

[10:54] CA: here i am hopin to havve an intelegent convversation wwith a land dwweller

[10:55] CA: your wwastin your time and mine tryin acusse fef and sayin my methods are wwrong like evveryone else

[10:55] CA: you just dont understand me

[10:55] CA: or wwhat fef and i havve

[10:55] CA: ill be at your sector soon

[10:56] AG: The only person who's time is 8eing w8sted is mine trying to get a point driven in your sk8ll!!!!!!!!

[10:56] AG: I'll see you soon.

[10:56] CA: look vvris

[10:56] CA: sol told me you havve feelings for me and i apreciate that

[10:56] CA: im wwillin to talk about that later

[10:56] CA: but you cant insult fef like this and expect me to like you

[10:58] AG: Whaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuck are you taaaaaaaalkiiiiiiiing a8oooooooout.

[10:59] CA: its ok i understand you are shy sol briefed me on evverythin

[11:08] AG: Right, I'll see you around then!

[07:38] -- courserTechnician [CT] began pestering ceasersAbsolution [CA] at 07:38 --

[07:38] CT: D --> Eridan, quick question

[07:38] CT: D --> Have you recieved any communications from any sources

[07:38] CA: does this count

[07:38] CT: D --> Such as trollhandles that have the same initals as people we know

[07:39] CA: noww that you mention it yes

[07:39] CA: i thought it wwas odd

[07:39] CT: D --> So, you as well

[07:39] CA: i didnt think about it much because i had you and gam to wworry about

[07:39] CT: D --> Do you know if the Empress has recieved any communications

[07:39] CA: wwait so it happened to you as wwell

[07:39] CT: D --> And Gamzee, and Vriska

[07:39] CA: not that i knoww of so im guessin no because fef wwould surely tell me

[07:39] CT: D --> That I know of

[07:40] CA: fef and i are close

[07:40] CT: D --> Yes, Eridan, I know

[07:40] CT: D --> You have stressed that enough

[07:40] CA: just sayin

[07:40] CA: did you twwo talk

[07:40] CT: D --> She has not arrived yet

[07:40] CA: are you finally ovver the invvasion thin

[07:40] CT: D --> You are getting off topic

[07:40] CA: ...

[07:40] CA: i am not

[07:40] CA: you knoww this is still somethin i am wworried about

[07:40] CT: D --> I would like to know about the person who contacted you

[07:41] CA: maybe you should just leavve you are stressin fef

[07:41] CA: she wwas sayin somethin about the rights of female trolls and didnt make any sense

[07:41] CA: had the same handle as kan

[07:41] CT: D --> The e%act same handle

[07:42] CT: D --> Or something with the same initials

[07:42] CT: D --> And the same te%t color

[07:42] CA: second one

[07:43] CT: D --> could I please have the handle

[07:43] CA: gorgeousActivvist i believve

[07:43] CT: D --> I am assuming one v, and I ignore your quirk

[07:44] CA: yeah

[07:44] CT: D --> Did she give you her name

[07:44] CA: are you pretendin to be a detectivve or somethin noww

[07:44] CA: wwhat are you some sort of muscle man robot builder peace wwarden executioner detectivve noww

[07:45] CA: yes she did said it wwas porrim

[07:45] CA: por for short

[07:45] CT: D --> I am simply curious as to why they are contacting the highb100ds

[07:46] CT: D --> And thank you

[07:46] CT: D --> Did she say anything else, anything that could be useful at all

[07:46] CA: she said that i should prepare for a wwar

[07:47] CA: said to contact someone that is good wwith technology to help me

[07:47] CT: D --> So she told you to ask me for help

[07:47] CA: i had already had sol help me at that point o her advvice wwas pointless

[07:47] CT: D --> I see

[07:47] CA: that could havve been anyone

[07:48] CA: but maybe she meant you

[07:48] CT: D --> It could have, but I am the best person with technology you know

[07:48] CA: wwhich i guess i ended up doin

[07:48] CA: hmm

[07:48] CA: noww that you mention it that is pretty strange

[07:48] CA: wwhat else did you find

[07:48] CT: D --> They are all dead

[07:49] CT: D --> They hemotype like us

[07:49] CT: D --> E%cept the one who shares Vantas's initials types in candy red

[07:49] CA: dead

[07:49] CA: wwhat do you mean dead

[07:50] CA: and you mean to tell me theres 12 of them

[07:50] CT: D --> They are dead

[07:50] CT: D --> And there are 12 of them

[07:51] CA: so theyre ghosts

[07:51] CT: D --> No

[07:51] CT: D --> Apparently not

[07:52] CT: D --> I do not understand it myself

[07:52] CA: that makes less sense than you thinkin fef is related to the rebelion

[07:52] CA: somehoww

[07:52] CT: D --> I have to ask you something about the rebellion

[07:52] CT: D --> I know you did not start it

[07:52] CT: D --> But

[07:52] CA: this probably some prank

[07:52] CT: D --> Were you involved, or had plans to be involved in any way

[07:53] CA: the only wway someone wwho is dead could be trollin us is through science

[07:53] CA: and no one is that advvanced

[07:53] CA: no i wwould nevver

[07:53] CA: i wwas so wworried about you the wwhole time too

[07:53] CA: completetly unrelated

[07:53] CT: D --> We all know you hate land dwellers, and that you gladly would

[07:53] CT: D --> That is a blatant lie

[07:53] CA: nevver

[07:54] CA: land dwwellers killin land dwwellers does nothin for me

[07:54] CA: i mean wwheres the sport in that'

[07:54] CA: i wwasnt gettin invvolvved

[07:54] CT: D --> But weakend land dwellers make for an easy conquest

[07:54] CT: D --> Eridan, I do not care if you were involved, were not involved, or had plans to be involved

[07:55] CT: D --> The rebellion has been destroyed

[07:55] CT: D --> And I WILL find the cause

[07:55] CT: D --> If I find out you are lying to me, I will be e%ceptionally angry

[07:55] CT: D --> So, I will ask you one more time

[07:55] CT: D --> Please, tell me the truth

[07:56] CT: D --> I will take whatever you tell me as truth

[07:56] CT: D --> As a show of trust

[07:56] CT: D --> Did you ever have plans, or conspire with anyone, to create, or assist, in any form of rebellion

[07:57] CA: if it showwed promise i wwould havve helped them but only in hopes of securin the safety of my sector in order to protect fef and that wwould only be in self defence

[07:57] CA: other than that i wwould not help them

[07:57] CT: D --> Them

[07:57] CT: D --> Do you have a name for them

[07:57] CA: i meant the land dwwellers in general

[08:03] CT: D --> I see

[08:03] CT: D --> Well, if you do remember anything, I would be pleased to hear it

[08:03] CA: alright ill make sure to tell you

[08:04] CA: but wwhat i can tell you for certain is you wwaitin to talk to fef is a wwaste of your time and fefs

[08:04] CA: she has nothin to do wwith it

[08:05] CT: D --> We shall see

[08:12] CT: D --> Anyway, my time talking to is up

[08:13] CA: alright then

[08:13] CT: D --> goosbye