Techno of the ‘you cannot kill me in any way that matters’ variety, a zombified Piglin with warped forest mushrooms crawling through his fur. The Piglins avoid it for a good reason, but Techno never feared consequences, never feared death, and now he never will. Technoblade never dies. Maybe Technoblade already has, and it wasn’t enough to stop him, either.
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Hi, can you do how is it like to be best friends with cc!Techno (can be a short oneshot, hcs, or anything; I don’t mind. I know it’s pretty vague so if you want me to be more specific pls tell me)
♥【Technoblade As Your Bestfriend 】♥
Pairing: cc!Technoblade x gn!Reader (platonic)
Summary: Headcanons if Technoblade was your bestfriend.
[A/N] I haven't really done head canons before, so please bare with me! I hope you enjoy! Also, sorry for not posting much recently, but I hope this suffices LMAO.
~ Online ~
- Late-night calls, always.
- Techno usually being the one to get you to play with him.
- You'd usually play bedwars or any kind of minecraft, but occasionally you'd convice him to play games like League of Legends or Valorant.
- Listening to Techno rant about some kind of Greek mythology isn't rare, but you have no complaints.
- Techno would often bully you for being bad at minecraft. (/lh)
- In reality, you actually were pretty good, Techno is just a sweaty bastard.
- You'd often fall asleep on call to the sound of Techno tapping away on his keyboard, waking up to him making breakfast, still on call.
~ IRL ~
- Resting his elbow on your head
- If you two aren't huddled up at home plating video games, you'd be exploring your town at 3am, eating some kind of shitty fast food.
- You enjoy each-others company, even if its silent.
- You and Techno often watched cringey netflix shows just to sit there and pick out every flaw.
- Play fighting, you occasionally "win"
- Techno will often hide behind corners to scare you.
- You try the same, he ends up scaring you still somehow.
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techno but he's a prince fallen from regality, the son of a king who ran a heavily dictated militant kingdom, raising him to be a war machine, every tactic accessable at his very fingertips
but also techno having a closer bond his his mother and family, having tea parties with little sisters and helping his mother tend to his garden, getting a good education from tutors and having a sense of sibling rivalry with grades with his elder family members
but ALSO ALSO techno sneaking out of the castle periodically, learning the ways of the outside world, realizing how much of a tyrant his father is, and having an internal struggle over his family, the people he loves and deeply cares for, and all of these people they're constantly hurting with their empire
but EXTRA ALSO techno faking his kidnapping and donning a mask and rusted armour, slowly making a name for himself among the kingdom as he punishes corrupt authority and helps the poor and unfortunate, slowly growing an army to take down his father
big scary technoboar dying his fur pink bc he wants to look more friendly. Cause his current introvert plan to wait for people to come talk to him has not been working very well (it just looks like a scary demon glowering in the corner).