#teamvolturi

Another weird Aro Headcanon: Aro talks all formal and a little old-fashioned because it’s what people expect of an ancient vampire leader. But he actually picks up modern slang from people’s thoughts quite regularly. So when he’s alone with Marcus and Caius he just drops his entire persona and just spits out words from like, whatever time period he wants, and probably uses like eight different languages in one sentence. 

I often find myself wondering, how did the Volturi deal with Google Earth? I mean, come on, one of those cameras had to have caught something suspicious. Did the Volturi have to hunt down some Google interns and eat them? Or did they stalk those self-driving cars?

Carlisle drink human blood challenge

Since we all know Breaking Dawn is a ooc crackfic, I maintain that the Volturi are Lawful Neutral. That’s how they are in New Moon, anyway. And New Moon characterization is the only valid characterization.

You know what, the Volturi really are the good guys. I mean, at least they’re a government that isn’t ran by corporations.