Can you do another Au thing regarding Team MEAN- Nudist long haired Blake (think of anything random
((Dang I forgot about this AU, which is weird since this is probably the weirdest AU ever…heck yes I’ll do another one))
Previously on Team MEAN: Treasure Hunters…
Blake: Oh, this forest is definitely haunted.
Blake: Well…I wouldn’t say it’s haunted so much as it’s…infested.
Emerald: REALLY NOT HELPING!
Blake: You really have nothing to worry about so long as you’re not out here at night. That’s where the rumors about this place being haunted come from. People will venture into the forest at night and hear things, see things, you know, enough to scare them away. Those who aren’t scared away, though…
Emerald, properly spooked: What happens to them?
Blake: They get eaten alive, duh.
Emerald: Don’t say that like its obvious!
Adam: What are these “things” that eat people alive anyway?
Blake: Well they don’t exactly eat you alive. It’s more of a…spectral…consumption vanish-without-a-trace-type of deal…
Adam: That doesn’t answer my question but thanks for that…?
Blake: They’re Grimm, goat boy.
Adam: I’m a bull Fau—
Mercury: You could have just said they’re Grimm in the first place!
Blake: True. But that usually gives people a false sense of security. “Oh, we’ve dealt with Grimm before, no big deal, duhduhdur.”
Neo, sighing: Why do I feel like we still have no idea what these things actually are?
Adam: Because the feral cat won’t tell us.
Blake: Okay, first of all, I am not “feral.” Second, I was getting to the point, you’re all just impatient.
Mercury: Then tell us what those Grimm are. Are they Geists?
Blake: They’re like Geists, if instead of possessing things they just…made things disappear.
Blake: Yes. And you can’t really fight them because they’re basically clouds of gas that only really solidify when they’re consuming something. They call them Phantoms, if you’re wondering.
Emerald, shaking: Okay, yeah, great...
Mercury: So that’s why you’re helping us? To protect us from these Phantoms?
Blake: Something like that.
Adam: Do you ever give straight answers?
Blake: Straight’s never been my specialty, am I right Lil Miss Grass for Hair?
Emerald, blushing and continuing to avert her gaze: Let’s just find this cave!
To be continued with Part 4...
