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I spent too long drafting this and even longer doing it on mobile (switched to pc because of photos) so now it's your problem have fun

Rockers x Stepbrothers

So basically Rockspud (Spock? Idk I like both), Spet, Spenzo, Check / Rocket / Rochet (?? Help), and Rockenzo (🥰🥰🥹🥰🥹🥹😍😍🥰🥰)

If you were expecting Stepcest, get off my blog. Right now.

I fucking love these guys you have no idea. They didn't interact with each other at all until their elimination when Chet invited them to play video games and honestly that one interaction makes me want more you don't get it.

I call this cabal "Polyoutbacks" on the grounds that they both got eliminated in Down and Outback which by the way justice for the Rockers they got done dirty.

(I expected to have more to say about these guys... they're my favorite quadrio what can I say!)

Tomques, Jensee, Jacsee, Macsee

Damn Josee you get bitches.

Tomques and Jensee happened because of fanart.

Jacsee happened because of fanart and canon.

Macsee happened because of fanart, canon, AND I'm an absolute SUCKER for enemies to lovers.

Devennui

Ennui please goth this man and turn him into your bitch Carrie doesn't deserve him

And on that note...

Devin x Ryan (<- bad at ship names)

devin please steal stephanie away from ryan and live happily ever after Stephanie is crazy and Carrie is Carrie

(For what it's worth the Carrie and Ryan friendship is surprisingly wholesome.. 🥹)

Mitty

Omg hetgem hiii!!! (or Yuri, depending on the headcanon (my headcanon btw 🎉))

Shout-out to Kitty for defending Mickey against Taylor and shout-out to Mickey for tanking the ant bites for Kitty. I think it's absolutely atrocious for FreshTV to dangle the Adversity Twins and Sisters dynamic in front of us for an episode and then proceed to never bring it up again in favor of Reality TV Pros.

They ACTUALLY do that by the way like Emma just destroys Mickey's confidence. That's actually FreshTV killing Mickey I'm Terry McGurrin real /silly

Chiles

Another hetgem except it's fueled entirely by my love for both characters and the fact that it's opposites attract (something I'm also a big sucker for)

edits by @rockstar-rocks (found ur deviantart account 😈😈😈😈😈)

Goths

yet another hetgem except just watch a scenepack of them and you'll see the vision

MacSanders (Police Cadets)

most everything I could say about them has been already been covered by both the above and below entries

What I WILL say... Is that they maybe should've had MacArthur start on her character development sooner. Like not go full force into it, save that for when she uhhh accidentally breaks Sanders' arm but y'know just a good supplement of foreshadowing.

But y'know what I can excuse that because the Cadets are great. They're great finalists, great characters... Sanders is just like me fr 🥹

Mary x Ellody (Geniuses)

Anyways this was the below entry I was talking about

"... How does- these are just- The Geniuses are the third boot they don't have anything-" THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

I have watched Mediterranean Homesick Blues a million times over in my HEAD and I can guarantee you they're the most ALIKE yet NOT ALIKE duo I've seen you just have to look at just one sceneJust ONE scene and FILL IN the blanks

EMPHASIS ON FILL IN

mary's chill. she's the one who suggests they wing it. ellody's very not chill. matter of fact, the moment when mary says to wing it... listen closely...

"I NEVER WING! I DON'T KNOW HOW!"

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 BOOM HOLY DYNAMIC

aside from that one difference they're practically the same character but you could BUILD ON THIS!!! YOU COULD BUILD ON THIS IT'S ALL ABOUT THE POTENTIAL. THE POTENTIAL FOR CONFLICT, BONDING, THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THE BRHRHRHRHRHRHGDHDHDG

YOU COULD PRY THE GENIUSES FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

AND EVEN THEN GOOD LUCK BECAUSE I WILL HAVE GLUED THEM TO MY COLD DEAD HANDS

honorable mentions

Here's specialties if you want to/haven't seen them. OG Specialties, RI Specialties, PI Specialties, RR Specialties, Reboot

Some of these are repeats, but I felt like putting it all in one place was a good idea.

Every Gen is a wave of hires for the hospital. So everyone in the OG gen is hired at once, everybody from ROTI is hired at once, so on. Chris just has very poor employing strategies. Going off of that, the RR teams are not hired all at once because there's just too big a gap too justify that, even considering Chris. They just get hired everytime Chris realizes they have no one in that specialty. Hires of convenience.

Blainely is the float nurse manager, because I feel like being in charge of four whole people would make her feel all kinds of big and important.

Everyone treats the float nurses like their personal messengers. Whenever they aren't fighting for their lives in whatever unit they've been assigned to, they're passenger pigeons. Half the time, they're sent across the hospital just to yell at someone.

I might have already covered this, but an all PI surgery team is possible and probably occurs often. Surgical technician Dave, anesthesiologist Leonard, surgery nurse Sugar, take your pick of Scarlett or Max as the surgeon. And once your done, Amy's your nurse. Genuinely horrifying. Even when the surgeon isn't a PI member, the surgery team absolutely argues over unconscious people.

Going off of case teams that absolute trips, getting an amputation is definitely up there. Amputations are usually done by a orthopedic surgeon (Alejandro) or trauma surgeon (Stephanie), you get to recover in the scary place that is medsurg, you go to Scott the prosthetist who has B, the dead-silent pathologist hovering over his work, and then you see one of the four physiotherapists that look like they could beat the shit out of you.

The physical therapy room is literally the most physically intimidating unit in the entire hospital. 3/4 of the people in that room are well built and over 6'2" (Ryan, Lightning, Caleb). Jo is the 1/4, but she makes up for it and acts tall. Jo unintentionally is the exception to a lot of themes in the pt room; pale, female, under six foot, and her partner has the least blood on his hands. Float nurse Brick compared to trauma surgeon Stephanie, cardiothoracic surgeon Cameron, er nurse Priya. Jo definitely makes digs on how Brick has the least big boy job.

In everything but physicality, medsurg is most intimidating. It's something between charge nurse Heather, Amy existing, and a good third of the surgeons having control issues/being antagonists. It's just really mean in there. Nichelle's little meltdown in the first season over being fake is now just her sobbing in a supply closet because she can't take it in medsurg.

The psych unit is the most successful unit in Wawanakwa Hospital. Crimson and Ennui keep it dead silent at night without even medicating the patients. Dawn, Millie, and Scary Girl are locked tf in during the day. They solve their patients, and anyone else who even looks at their unit. Their part of the floor is avoided like the plague.

I think all the therapies should be on the same floor. So the psych unit is within seeable distance from occupational and physical therapy. All the physiotherapists have so many issues they're enrichment for the psychiatrists. Lightning and Dawn had fun interactions and I'd like more people to talk about that. I saw one single post about a Caleb and Millie friendship considering that's Priya's useless (affectionate) boyfriend and Priya's useless (affectionate) bestfriend, and I liked that too.

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